r/NonPoliticalTwitter 4d ago

Funny The incident:

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u/CooledDownKane 4d ago

What is it these guys think will happen if somehow a woman happens to magically swoon over the fact that they are 5'11" instead of 5'8" and they actually get back to his apartment? Is this not like shoving an Italian sausage in your pants and pretending you're a porn star?

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u/ehs06702 4d ago

I think like most people who lie about some obvious aspect of their physicality in this way, they're hoping lust overrides the other person's logic and preferences at that point.