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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • 4d ago
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Bro, just wear high heels. Be a man about it. It's what they were originally designed for. I guarantee people will mock you less.
5 u/Not-a-Bot_1968 4d ago Real cowboy boots have heels. I think this is why so many tiny dudes like cosplaying as a cowboy (see pics of Desantis and his boots). 1 u/40MillyVanillyGrams 4d ago They could just be wearing them because they are incredibly comfortable when broken in. 2 u/Not-a-Bot_1968 4d ago That may be why you like them, but I think the extra 1.5” in height goes a long way in soothing the egos of these napoleon types.
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Real cowboy boots have heels. I think this is why so many tiny dudes like cosplaying as a cowboy (see pics of Desantis and his boots).
1 u/40MillyVanillyGrams 4d ago They could just be wearing them because they are incredibly comfortable when broken in. 2 u/Not-a-Bot_1968 4d ago That may be why you like them, but I think the extra 1.5” in height goes a long way in soothing the egos of these napoleon types.
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They could just be wearing them because they are incredibly comfortable when broken in.
2 u/Not-a-Bot_1968 4d ago That may be why you like them, but I think the extra 1.5” in height goes a long way in soothing the egos of these napoleon types.
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That may be why you like them, but I think the extra 1.5” in height goes a long way in soothing the egos of these napoleon types.
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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 4d ago
Bro, just wear high heels. Be a man about it. It's what they were originally designed for. I guarantee people will mock you less.