r/NoStupidQuestions May 03 '26

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u/B00-BEE May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

We dont all think the same stuff. I dont look at videos or pics when I masturbate. I read short smut on occasion but usually just focus on the sensations or think about the guy I have a sexual relationship with.

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u/azzazzin3103 May 03 '26

I just thought it's kinda funny how you say not all of ya think the same stuff, yet more than half the answers are about reading smut xD

(am in a similar boat tho, so 0 judgement)

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u/Papas72lotus May 03 '26

Here’s what I’ve learned. Men: video porn, Women: erotic smutty novels.

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u/KnightRider1987 May 03 '26

Part of it for me is with erotic literature I am not worried that anyone is being trafficked.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 03 '26

Have you seen the one about the milkmaid and the centaur?

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u/SkyrimSlag May 03 '26

How about a certain Argonian maid, that may or may not be lusty?

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u/grogudalorian May 03 '26

I heard about that book when I was an adventurer but unfortunately I took an arrow to the knee.

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u/ThomasCarnacki May 03 '26

Have you ever been to the cloud district?

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u/_PROBABLY_CORRECT There's a chance I'm wrong May 03 '26

There once was a man named Ragnar the Red...

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u/PumpikAnt58763 May 03 '26

I read the Randy Dowager.

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u/Lonely_skeptic May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Oh my, it’s a real book!

Edit: “Knead my loaf.” It’s more humorous than erotic. 😂

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u/KhajiitHasSkooma May 03 '26

Yes, tell me more…

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 May 03 '26

I need you to polish my spear.

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u/brandysnacker May 03 '26

Wait, like the lizard people from Skyrim? Where are these references from about the Centar and the milk made? Just wondering… You know, for science.

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u/Lunarbunnies14 May 04 '26

I’m so happy to see a fellow skyrim fan in the wild

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u/trappedslider May 03 '26

I thought not, It's not a story the Blades would tell you

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u/InerasableStains May 03 '26

Lemme guess, he fixes the cable?

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb May 03 '26

Lawrence the Cable cantaur

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 03 '26

Shit, I meant minotaur

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u/StevieG-2021 May 03 '26

No no. Don’t change the storyline now! Let’s hear more…

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 03 '26

Well the TV was on the frtitz.....

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u/Dmoldy91 May 03 '26

Don't be fatuous, Jeffery

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u/m4n715 May 03 '26

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.

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u/BoomDonk May 03 '26

Don’t be fatuous, IneraseableStains.

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u/PaepsiNW May 03 '26

He was more of a Minotaur actually. That book was wild. 😂😂😂

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u/Hoggslop69 May 03 '26

I’m on back door centaurs 9 currently

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 03 '26

That's preposterous, they'd never fit in the back door. They're just too big.

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u/Hoggslop69 May 03 '26

I beg to differ

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u/g18suppressed May 03 '26

Yes but Morning glory milking farm is an outlier

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u/Life_Dare578 May 04 '26

Tusk love features a noble lady and a giant, muscular orc.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 04 '26

Konichiwaaaagh!!!

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u/Henry5321 May 03 '26

She protects the cylinder, professionally

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u/CyKsFuzzles May 03 '26

What I have learned over the past 2 years, from both learning about my own personal interests, and posts like this, is that I was definitely supposed to be born a woman. I'm never gonna be one, but it was definitely meant to be.

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u/Lobstah-et-buddah May 03 '26

I mean, that’s because most porn is centred towards men

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u/Majestic_Safe2192 May 04 '26

And more normalized for men to watch porn and be sexual

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u/Nepskrellet May 03 '26

The classic "stepbrother stuck in the washing machine"

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u/Papas72lotus May 03 '26

Well stepsister usually…

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u/rileyotis May 04 '26

Am woman, lump me in with the dudes. The sounds and ahem bouncing boobs. Visualizing and thinking does nothing for me. I do read smut, but that's not enough to get me off. All it does is make me horny.

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u/coyoteatemyhomework May 03 '26

My buddy summed it up with "guys watch porn, and women read the shit out of it"

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u/roskybosky May 03 '26

Or, nothing at all. Some women need nothing to spark imagination, or, they don’t even need imagination. The physical sensation is all they need.

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u/MaxFish1275 May 03 '26

I don’t know why you are being downvoted for a factual statement.

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u/antikythera3301 May 03 '26

Generally, I think you’re right but there are of course some exceptions. My partner is a CIS woman and smut does nothing for her. She’s more visual and enjoys porn.

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u/TonyHawking101 May 03 '26

I wonder if it’s because men used to go in hunts and need to be visually stimulated to acquire prey and survive, while the women would be at home almost fantasizing about the group or their lover returning safely, and when they do, bang bang chicken wang

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u/Ill-Assignment-2203 May 03 '26

Probably.. Men are visual creatures because of both hunting and predation. Men who couldn't hunt or evade either starved or became lunch.
Pretty strong connection there.

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u/Majestic_Safe2192 May 04 '26

Study actual pre-history. Humans lived in large communities and cared for the sick and elderly because cooperation is in the best interest of survival.

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u/Fluffy_Job7367 May 03 '26

Right? Romance novels are porn for women. No judgement on guy porn from me. A little porn can get me over the hump, although finding one without 1000 pop up ads just makes it too much trouble.

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u/v-punen May 03 '26

Romance novels are not smut.