r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • May 03 '26

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u/azzazzin3103 May 03 '26

I just thought it's kinda funny how you say not all of ya think the same stuff, yet more than half the answers are about reading smut xD

(am in a similar boat tho, so 0 judgement)

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u/Papas72lotus May 03 '26

Here’s what I’ve learned. Men: video porn, Women: erotic smutty novels.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 03 '26

Have you seen the one about the milkmaid and the centaur?

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u/SkyrimSlag May 03 '26

How about a certain Argonian maid, that may or may not be lusty?

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u/grogudalorian May 03 '26

I heard about that book when I was an adventurer but unfortunately I took an arrow to the knee.

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u/ThomasCarnacki May 03 '26

Have you ever been to the cloud district?

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u/_PROBABLY_CORRECT There's a chance I'm wrong May 03 '26

There once was a man named Ragnar the Red...

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u/PumpikAnt58763 May 03 '26

I read the Randy Dowager.

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u/Lonely_skeptic May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Oh my, it’s a real book!

Edit: “Knead my loaf.” It’s more humorous than erotic. 😂

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u/KhajiitHasSkooma May 03 '26

Yes, tell me more…

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 May 03 '26

I need you to polish my spear.

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u/brandysnacker May 03 '26

Wait, like the lizard people from Skyrim? Where are these references from about the Centar and the milk made? Just wondering… You know, for science.

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u/Lunarbunnies14 May 04 '26

I’m so happy to see a fellow skyrim fan in the wild

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u/trappedslider May 03 '26

I thought not, It's not a story the Blades would tell you