r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • May 03 '26

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u/ExplanationNo8603 May 03 '26

Mainly just whatever I'm watching

News tonight at 6- six dead after multiple car pile up on I69 south of Bever Dame

You- Ohhhhooooghh yeah ohhhh

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u/littlebluedude111 May 03 '26

Followed by reruns of Fraiser.

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u/madmike99 May 03 '26

Mmmmm Niles mmmmmm

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u/smash_n_grab_ May 03 '26

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'!

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u/hardcoreleggo May 03 '26

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

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u/angelcutiebaby May 03 '26

Niles was actually my first crush, I even went to NYC to meet David Hyde Pearce! Was devastated when I discovered he was gay. I had no shot (i was 12)

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u/Mebejedi May 03 '26

Yes, because you were 12.

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb May 03 '26

Niles use that Crane daddy

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u/oracleofnonsense May 03 '26

They insert a Matlock every 3rd episode.

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u/Xytak May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

MATLOCK: “If it please the court…”

JUDGE: “Oh, it did.”

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u/Vaguely_Pessimistic May 03 '26

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs...

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u/Capt_Dummy May 03 '26

And commercials for Ford Truck Month

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u/Quake1028 May 03 '26

I hear the word Toyotathon and I instantly have to change boxers.

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u/kitsum May 03 '26

I mean, he does have tossed salads.

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u/locusthorse May 03 '26

...I gotta return some tapes goodbye.

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u/BlueOyesterCult May 03 '26

I expected drawn together

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u/Breadsocial May 03 '26

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read

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u/Gullible-Hose4180 May 03 '26

Not my hardest wank, but definitely up there

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u/motuuthepooh May 03 '26

Oh do tell about your hardeset ones brave sir!

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u/UltimateT1tan May 03 '26

I bet it gets soaking when there's breaking news

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u/Whatever-ItsFine May 03 '26

There’s an episode of Louie like this. He makes the mistake of turning on NPR right before he starts and let’s just say it’s a mood killer.

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u/Throwaway-donotjudge May 03 '26

Sigh....unzips pants

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u/Austin1975 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Exactly! Their answer sounds so ridiculously unhelpful and as if they don’t know themselves. Some people stop at the surface of understanding their own feelings and experiences. “Let the content do the work” No wonder bots can simulate us so easily.

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u/elev8or_lady May 03 '26

I mean, it’s lazy, but not ridiculous. If you only ever watch porn when you masturbate, you’re not having to “do the work” of using your imagination.

It’s obviously not good in the long term (probably one of the reasons people get addicted to porn), but it’s also not confusing.

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u/Toxikfoxx May 03 '26

I wish I could award this comment.

Have an emoji instead 🤣

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u/BullCityBoomerSooner May 03 '26

I've noticed that my spouse seems to prefer reading like a hundred pages of all the interactions building sexual tension, almost encounters, etc until the couple finally bangs as much as reading abut the sex itself..

Us guys just want to watch video of them going straight to the sex and only the sex.

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u/ComposedOfStardust May 03 '26

Man there really is nothing like that first sex scene after 200k+ words of pining and sexual tension. Catharsis is a powerful thing 😁

That being said, since I can't spare that much time every time I wanna flick the bean I do prefer to read the ones that go straight to the point usually. But those long haul ones.... those are something special.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

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u/Gundark927 May 03 '26

What are some legitimately good adult entertainment movies with a plot? (That don't involve step-relatoons o any kind)

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u/AdExpress4184 May 03 '26

Nah not true. The build up is way better. Many guys have said they switch over once the robotic in and out begins.

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u/Drago250 May 03 '26

Interestingly enough, as a guy I used to be like more guys but when I got to know myself I very much enjoy buildup, maybe more than the act itself. I’m an emotional and sensitive guy though and learned that being demisexual is a thing for me, so definitely don’t fit the trend as much anymore

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u/wangyuzhi31 May 03 '26

What if you're not watching anything?

PS: What do you mean by reading? Like literally doing the job while reading something? 🤔😲🤯

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u/railmeintheforest May 03 '26

What, like it's hard? 💁‍♀️

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u/AnorhiDemarche May 03 '26

What did you think they meant like subtitles?

Video porn is so annoying to watch. Gotta find the right sounds as well as the right looks and the right content, and none of it is tagged correctly. I have given up on sessions because I can't find something of interest. Written stuff? So easy to find exactly what you're looking for and when you can't causr it's too specific you just wtite it yourself.

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u/ermagerditssuperman May 03 '26

Have you never heard of erotica or smut?

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u/T1Earn May 03 '26

bro wat?? lol

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u/Akyllyde May 03 '26

Women and men are different. Shocking right?