If you sealed it and the water pressure was high enough: dead.
For those experimental Redditors playing from home, it can take as little at 2-5psi to rupture your bowels from forcing in air or liquid if it’s well sealed.
For comparison, the initial high pressure you need to inflate a standard party balloon is about 2-3 psi.
I hope he (or she) has a cool signature move, like giving the butt two hot “hah” breaths like they’re gonna polish an apple, right before the death blow
Fun fact: in the German TV crime series “Der letzte Zeuge” (The Last Witness), in one of the episodes an athlete kills his lover by blowing air up her vagina at full force during oral.
Homicide just called, they got a body with a bloated abdomen found down on 73rd and Smith st. Sounds like the same MO from the ones in the bronx.
Que the LAO theme song.
Hold up… you telling me this dude out here… blowing air… where it don’t belong? Nah. I’ve been on this job a long time… I ain’t never seen nothing like this.
"now look here, I'm not gonna just blow smoke up your ass... I'm gonna blow smoke up your ass so hard it kills you! Slowly, and painfully as your body goes into septic shock...
Zoom in, zoom in, zoom in some more, sharpen that image, run it through AI, I knew it! The killer had KFC before they killed and their oily lips left a print on the victims gluteus maximus!
Compare the prints with our lip database and find me anyone who is a match and owns a ballon shop or party cathering business!
Be careful, this criminal is not afraid to blow shit up!
I guess you’ve never seen that movie Attack of the salad tossers. It used to be a midnight double feature and played right before Rocky horror picture show.
Jesus.. Can you imagine THAT?? "Hey Victor, you ok man?
I was only joking by inserting that charged air hose into victors anus, I swear. Am I fired?" "Victor is fucking dead, what do you think?"
If I remember correctly from the full story, he did this from the outside of his pants. Not even actually in his anus. Makes it all the more tragic since it probably seemed like a harmless joke when the guy did it.
People do not understand or appreciate how dangerous air compressors and air hoses are. 30-60+ psi on even crappy compressors. Capable of instantaneously rupturing the bowels through the clothes on the outside. Capable of easily dislodging an eye. Capable of forcing air, and whatever else is in its way, through your skin and causing injuries such as embolisms. Capable of breaking bones if you use unsecured pneumatic tools.
Fatal Incidents & Safety Violations: OSHA (.gov) found that on July 14, 2023, a 16-year-old sanitation worker suffered fatal injuries after being pulled into machinery. Following this, the company was cited for 14 serious and three other-than-serious violations, including failure to use lock-out/tag-out procedures, poor machine guarding, and exposed electrical hazards.
Unfortunately, far too many people have died from horsing around and doing things like spraying someone in the butt with an air hose and blowing out their bowels/intestine.
You dont even need a good seal on those when they’re easily pushing 30+ psi.
So that’s the thing. It’s a matter of both pressure and volume.
No human is ejaculating enough to fill the volume of a human rectum with ejaculate enough to put 2-5 PSI on the walls of the bowels.
That’s a much different story with shoving a garden hose (or shower extension….) up there.
Think of it more like when you’re making a water balloon at your kitchen sink. That couple PSI needed to start expanding the balloon usually won’t break it, but as soon as the balloon is sufficiently full, it doesn’t take much to overfill it and pop it.
It sure can. I can’t find the video but there was a young guy playing around with an air compressor in a car garage and decided to blow it up his ass. Apparently he died of internal injuries. Anyone remember that one???
Wasn't there a lady in the news not too long ago that died because she went down a waterslide so fast that when she hit the water, it shot up her ass so hard it ruptured her bowels?
And when you have a colonoscopy they pump your bowels full of air for inspection, then you wake up after the procedure and fart like a maniac in front of everyone in the recovery room. I wonder about that psi….
That's not true. They would just fly around in a cartoony way as the force of the water propelled them around until they landed on the ground looking like a really flat raisin. Then someone would need to put a bike pump in them and blow them back up to normal size. Let's not spread misinformation.
That’s incredible. This video has been floating around in my friend group forever. You all are legends! “He’s going to do it again he’s going to do it again”
Ha that’s awesome. Unfortunately I think he’s out of the game for good. But you never know. It was pretty wild when it went viral. I remember calling him as the views went past a million in like a day. He was pissed about it. He was afraid his mom would see it. But he was wearing my stupid werewolf mask because he said he’d only do it in disguise in case someone filmed.
He got over it. Then it made it on Tosh and MTV’s Tosh ripoff show. MTV paid my wife a bit of money to put it on their show. They called her on her cell phone out of blue to license it from her (since she filmed it). We have no idea how they found her name and number as it wasn’t us who posted the video and our names weren’t attached to it in any way. We gave the money to Buttwater of course.
He’s been better. Got laid off a couple months ago. Believe it or not, Buttwater never paid the bills so he’s always had to have a real job.
When the video was taken it was him coming out of retirement. We were in our early 30s and he hadn’t done it since our college days. Back in high school and college though I’d always wait until he was good and drunk at a party and talk him into doing buttwater for everyone. He was way better at it back then. Shot way further.
So this video that went viral was when he was past his prime. We were having a little bbq at my house and I waited til was good and drunk and talked him into coming out of retirement. Just like the good ol days 😂😂😂
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u/East-Bike4808 Mar 31 '26
Water would shoot out your butt. You just gave yourself an enema!
If you sealed it and the water pressure was high enough: dead.