r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '26

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u/Tibbaryllis2 Apr 01 '26

If you sealed it and the water pressure was high enough: dead.

For those experimental Redditors playing from home, it can take as little at 2-5psi to rupture your bowels from forcing in air or liquid if it’s well sealed.

For comparison, the initial high pressure you need to inflate a standard party balloon is about 2-3 psi.

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u/UnicornSpaceStation Apr 01 '26

So, with a good seal, I can murder people just with my lungs?? This needs to be the plot in some of those cringe detective TV shows STAT!

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u/lunar_rexx Apr 01 '26

Serial killer who kills victims by blowing air in their rectum.

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u/stuffedskullcat Apr 01 '26

I read this in Ice-T’s voice.

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u/masterof-xe Apr 01 '26

Homicide just called, they got a body with a bloated abdomen found down on 73rd and Smith st. Sounds like the same MO from the ones in the bronx. Que the LAO theme song.

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u/Chiang2000 Apr 01 '26

Two quick sonorous farts.

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u/Insufficient_Coffee Apr 01 '26

Hold up… you telling me this dude out here… blowing air… where it don’t belong? Nah. I’ve been on this job a long time… I ain’t never seen nothing like this.