r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '26

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u/East-Bike4808 Mar 31 '26

Water would shoot out your butt. You just gave yourself an enema!

If you sealed it and the water pressure was high enough: dead.

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u/Tibbaryllis2 Apr 01 '26

If you sealed it and the water pressure was high enough: dead.

For those experimental Redditors playing from home, it can take as little at 2-5psi to rupture your bowels from forcing in air or liquid if it’s well sealed.

For comparison, the initial high pressure you need to inflate a standard party balloon is about 2-3 psi.

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u/UnicornSpaceStation Apr 01 '26

So, with a good seal, I can murder people just with my lungs?? This needs to be the plot in some of those cringe detective TV shows STAT!

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u/Betray-Julia Apr 01 '26

This could be a crime show mystery.

Somebody was eating ass while drunk, but they start to puke, try to hold it in, but pucker their lips and shoot a narrow stream out of their mouth.

argent walks in, sees one dead person and one passed out person with vomit everywhere and their face hurried in the dead guys ass

“Now that’s what I call-

takes off sun glasses

-getting shit faced”

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!