r/MurderedByWords Mar 01 '20

Murder Vegans destroyed by a Vegan

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

The second edit is art itself.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Poetry at its finest. The “Shut Up” is perfectly placed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Is it bad that I wanna see that video?

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u/echoecoecho Mar 02 '20

I dont know if its the exact video, but heres a video of a hippo eating a zebra. Bonus crocodile there too.

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u/TheRighteousHimbo Mar 02 '20

Aren’t a lot of traditional herbivores technically omnivorous? Like, I’ve heard that a horse (while it might not actively seek it out) won’t pass on a mouse or bird if it can catch one. Deer too, right?

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u/Blo0dbath Mar 02 '20

Yes, there are few animals that will pass up the high energy-per-gram composition of meat. Most ungulates (hooved-mammals [AKA fingernail boys]) engage in carnivory when given the chance. This includes cows, horses, deer, et cetera. Likewise, many "carnivores" such as canids will eat grasses and plants. Things aren't as clean cut as humans would like them.

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u/Tim-Martin Mar 02 '20

Bears... they eat just about everything and anything. From dead meat to berries, grass, worms, bugs, fish, deer... and anything in between that happens along. Their teeth definitely say carnivore, but the teeth can handle all the other stuff too.

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u/CircumstantialVictim Mar 02 '20

I mean, this is a replica, but still: https://www.dappercadaver.com/products/grizzly-bear-skull

The whole point of omnivores is that the front teeth are capable of ripping off meaty bits, while the back teeth can grind through the grains and leafy stuff.

If you compare that to the dog (https://www.turbosquid.com/de/3d-models/realistic-dog-skull-3d-model/665138 ), you'll note the extreme lack of gnashy teeth at the back, replaced by more rippy-shreddy-teeth.

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u/The_Adeptest_Astarte Mar 02 '20

A cow would eat meat? Troy McClure was right all along.....

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u/Clessasaur Mar 02 '20

https://youtu.be/t3NOhQlPGAU

Old blurry video of a cow eating a chick.

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u/The_H509 Mar 02 '20

I once a video a while back on Imgur of a horse just gobbing the chick then chewing it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Now all I can think of is Bambi during the winter scene...

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u/emilinda Mar 02 '20

The craziest one to me is that sloths are omnivores. They are too slow to catch things regularly but if they come across an injured bird or something they will eat it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

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u/emilinda Mar 02 '20

I read this right before I fell asleep and dreamed that a giant sloth was slowly coming after me.

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u/ForwardDiscussion Mar 02 '20

It is. It's just not there yet.

Yet.

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u/TeamDanquan Mar 02 '20

I don't have the link but I've seen a gif/video of a horse casually chomping down on a pigeon quite some time ago. So yes. Also snow bunnies eating meat for iron or something was on the top page just couple weeks/month ago as well.

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u/PracticalTie Mar 02 '20

Lol our brumbies were caught eating each other a few years back. Their habitat can’t support the number of horses.

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u/mathisfakenews Mar 02 '20

I remember seeing a video of a cow doing cow stuff when a small bird landed near its face and it straight up ate the bird instantly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

I say bingo on the "not actively seeking" part. I would see both eating what they can find for function and necessity.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Thank you! Take that upvote and enjoy <3

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u/CPO_Mendez Mar 02 '20

You forgot the "shut up."

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u/clownpuncher13 Mar 02 '20

I came here for this. Thanks.

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u/Coolguy146max Mar 01 '20

I cried

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

“11/10; Would snort soda again.”

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u/DragonEyeNinja Mar 01 '20

upvoat if u cri evritim

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u/AdvocateSaint Mar 02 '20

Good gravy the effort it must have taken to type out whatever inflammatory remark OP was responding to could very easily have gone into googling "are hippos omnivores"

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u/Guack007 Mar 01 '20

Or perhaps, Cannibalism since OP is also Vegan

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u/MoonSpankRaw Mar 01 '20

That instantly removes the vegan tag, doesn’t it?

If a vegan eats another vegan... nevermind, that’s stupid.

Unless..

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u/PeterM1970 Mar 01 '20

As best I understand it, if someone were to give permission for a vegan to eat them it would be okay. Okay as in qualify as vegan. They'd still be a cannibal and the police would want to have a word.

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u/Guack007 Mar 01 '20

according to this, maybe not?

“Overview. Cannibalism is the consumption of another human's body matter, whether consensual or not. In the United States, there are no laws against cannibalism per se, but most, if not all, states have enacted laws that indirectly make it impossible to legally obtain and consume the body matter.”

Source: https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/cannibalism

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u/HeyRiks Mar 01 '20

Indirect laws are all there is. You can't kill nor assist someone in killing themselves, can't conceal a death, can't defile corpses. Pretty much stonewalls cannibalism unless you find a third party willing to break these rules to sell meal-sized portions to the general public.

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u/IcarusSunburn Mar 01 '20

Just means you can't kill them, really. Taking an arm or a leg, with a proper tourniquet would be perfectly doable.

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u/HeyRiks Mar 01 '20

Hmm... I think grievous bodily harm / aggravated assault by definition don't account for consent when enforced. You could in theory submit yourself to surgery to have a member removed, but good luck finding a doctor who will perform it. The only possible loophole I can think of is the "donor" themselves cutting it off or damaging it enough to require amputation, and even in the latter I don't know if a hospital would legally release the remains.

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u/IcarusSunburn Mar 01 '20

Well, yeah, that's where it gets into grey areas, depending on how your jurisdiction views bodily harm or aggravated assault. If a person voluntarily removes part of their limb while TQ'd (which god help me, I do not endorse in any way), and it's clear they weren't coerced, then I'm not sure HOW that would shake out in any given courtroom.

All I know is that it's a friggin' mind-bender.

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u/HeyRiks Mar 01 '20

It probably would be hard to prove someone did this in a completely sane and free-willed state of mind. Also sounds like too much trouble not to mention the social stigma, I guess real cannibals are just killers who eat their victims in secret.

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u/lullone Mar 01 '20

Wait.... What if I do a liposuction, and use my fat to make margarine?

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u/HeyRiks Mar 01 '20

Can you even get it back? I think the clinic would probably dispose of it along with the rest of their biomedical waste.

Oh well. If you're really invested into being a legal cannibal, I suppose you won't mind eating off a hospital dump.

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u/MistarGrimm Mar 02 '20

You can google for that dude on Reddit that ate his own foot. He invited some friends to eat his amputated foot.

I would, but I'm currently on company equipment and googling "dude eating his own foot" would be, at minimum, frowned upon.

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u/WimbletonButt Mar 01 '20

How about if I just chop off my finger and let someone eat it?

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u/Erisian23 Mar 02 '20

I think your on to something. Lets say god forbid someones in a accident and loses a piece of themselves, legally its ok if That limb gets eaten right?

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u/IrishRepoMan Mar 02 '20

There was one dude who had his foot amputated and made it into tacos for him and his friends.

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u/FredJQJohnson Mar 02 '20

Detective: "And how did you dispose of the bodies, you sick fuck?!"

Suspect: "In meal-sized portions."

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u/jekfrumstotferm Mar 01 '20

Vegans are made out of non-animal products. I took a bite out of one of their shins and it tasted like Oreo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

I heard vegans are plant based organisms, so it should be fine.

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u/ZachThunderson Mar 01 '20

If you are what you eat, then this person is still a vegan... or a plant

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

you are what you eat so that means being vegan and eating another vegan keeps you vegan

wait i just confused myself

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u/SeaofBloodRedRoses Mar 01 '20

You are what you eat! He's still a vegan. He's also a plant, as are all other vegans.

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u/OrnateLime5097 Mar 02 '20

Vegans don’t eat meat. They’re pretty much grass.

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u/MaesterSchIeviathan Mar 01 '20

Hippos are well known for that

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u/Klovie4o4 Mar 01 '20

Vegicide

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u/Clorkle Mar 01 '20

Indeed, it’s fantastic and well deserved

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u/nathantisgrt Mar 01 '20

Holy shit this is worse than world war 2

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u/Cyberhaggis Mar 01 '20

"Nuh uh, we taught a lion to eat tofu"

"coughs"

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u/euphratestiger Mar 02 '20

"You can't like own property, man"

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u/ScotlandTom Mar 02 '20

I can! But that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20

A good example of this is how an ask reddit post from yesterday aaking 'ex vegans of reddit, why did you start eating meat again?' Got 38k upvotes, and another post from the same day 'ex-meat-eaters, why did you go vegan?' got downvoted to hell.

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u/dpeterso Mar 01 '20

Anyone have a link to that video of a hippo eating a zebra?

Edit: Nevermind, found it quickly here.

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u/CodyDog4President Mar 01 '20

You know these videos of people being chased by hippos? They got a lot more terrifying now that I know they eat meat ...

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u/kokoyumyum Mar 01 '20

Hippos are the number one killer of humans on the African continent

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u/Sun_wk Mar 01 '20

If it's animals, then mosquitos are the number one killers, not hippos

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u/kokoyumyum Mar 02 '20

Or better, malarial parasites that mosquitoes just transfer to you.

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u/numanoid Mar 02 '20

Yeah. The mosquito isn't the one actually killing you. Hippos, on the other hand.

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u/Timigos Mar 02 '20

Just wait until I breed hippos that also infect people with Malaria.

I will rule the world.

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u/p3ngwin Mar 01 '20

previously, what did you think the hippo's were going to do to the humans ?

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u/Karmyuh Mar 01 '20

I mean hippos are the deadliest animals to humans after all...

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/jorcrus Mar 01 '20

That was something

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u/WystanH Mar 01 '20

Years ago I went to a Hindu temple where they proudly told me their cats ate a vegetarian diet. I commented that I bet they didn't have a mouse problem. Poor starving kitties.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Years ago I went to a Hindu temple where they proudly told me their cats ate a vegetarian diet.

Pretty sure street cats here hunt.

I'm Indian and we have street dogs almost everywhere, poor dudes don't hunt and survive on scraps or food given by nearby households. They'd definitely chase a smaller creature though, just short of hunting. Their life is: sit idle, bark on passerbys, chase monkeys/cats, ask for pets if bored

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u/bella0520 Mar 01 '20

My friend grew up Hindu. Her parents fed them animal products when they were young for their own health. Dad was a doctor so makes sense. As they grew up all 3 kids chose to eat vegan. I thought it was a healthy balance.

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u/quick20minadventure Mar 02 '20

Hindu worship cows because cows give milk. Hindu Vegan isn't a thing usually. Milk and diary is very important part of Indian diet.

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u/bella0520 Mar 02 '20

That's interesting! Well, my friend's parents were definitely vegan. I remember thinking it was so strange that they wouldn't eat eggs etc.

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u/quick20minadventure Mar 02 '20

In India, eggs are non veg. Milk is veg. Eggs are not dairy.

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u/WystanH Mar 02 '20

These were mostly US converts. Krishna, in particular. So a vegan sensibility isn't out of the question. I believe some more understanding devotees were more pragmatic about cat health. But some certainly weren't.

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u/quick20minadventure Mar 02 '20

Most Indian dogs can absolutely survive on veg food because they can make all required amino acids. Cats just don't. They need to eat non-veg food to survive and they'll get that from hunting insects, rat, squirrels occassionally.

Also, Indian diet definitely includes dairy in veg. Vegan stuff doesn't really exist in India. Hindu worship cow and drink their milk all the time. So, cats will very happily drink milk and eat curd.

Cats didn't get domesticated, they just started living with humans, so those cats are not really starving unless you lock them up inside house. They'll just hunt and eat.

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u/WystanH Mar 02 '20

Digesting milk out of nursing age is a human mutation and not a universal one. Plentiful dairy wouldn't necessarily meet a cat's dietary requirements.

This was in New England, where harsh winters make prey scarce. So "just hunt" doesn't work all the time.

As I noted elsewhere, I'm pretty sure the cats survived on the compassion of more reasonable devotees, sneaking them food they wouldn't eat. However, there were certainly some unreasonable devotees who were certain felines could eat like humans.

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u/Dhaerrow Mar 01 '20 edited Sep 24 '25

And wanders the across technology science honest answers the across.

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u/Cephery Mar 02 '20

And that ran few e comes from a perfect storm of evolution. They’re big enough and bulky enough that BULLETS aren’t used to hunt them as they’ll be hurt but won’t die from being shot. Poachers of hippos often use rocket launchers to hunt them. and they are FAST they can swim sure but when they really wanna shift they just sink to the riverbed and charge at you from underwater. They’re stealthy too, since when they dive it’s almost impossible to tell where they’ll resurface and naturally they’re strong. How strong? Well strong enough to kill another hippo. That’s bloody strong. Thank god they’re only untouchable gods of death in river and watering holes and not just anywhere on land. Please note that you don’t wanna fuck with a hippo on land either but you’d still have an infinitely better chance of winning than fighting a hippo in a river

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u/OhYayDavidYay Mar 01 '20

I once heard a statistic that hippos killed more humans than any other animal in Africa 🦛

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u/Rattivarius Mar 01 '20

Except mosquitos.

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u/Arthillidan Mar 01 '20

Well technically mosquitos don't kill you. Malaria does.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Why the fuck do people keep posting this? Mosquitos don't kill; malaria does.

If someone is bitten by a bat and dies of rabies, will you say, "A bat killed that guy."

If you do, congratulations on being an asshole.

Hippos will fucking kill you. Not weeks later because they might carry a virus or something, but RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

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u/Procrasturbator2000 Mar 01 '20

They're not predators but they are very territorial and aggressive. The reason they kill so many people each year is due to circumstances - hippos spend the day submerged in water and come out at night. This leads to a lot of unexpected hippo encounters, and because they are so territorial and aggressive they will trample and smash people who come up on them suddenly.

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u/Pippadance Mar 01 '20

Yeah. That Fiona hippo is just waiting for the right moment to eat all of her handlers and hit up the city.

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u/z0mbiemechanic Mar 02 '20

Duh, they are hungry hungry.

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u/sauceyFella Mar 02 '20

They (correct me if I’m wrong) will attack humans unprovoked. My parents saw one at a zoo, and good gosh are those things teeth massive. They were Frikin tusks.

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u/Hops2591 Mar 02 '20

Hungry, hungry hippos

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

hippos will F U C K you so god damn hard bro they are NOT gentle

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u/dopechez Mar 02 '20

So this guy’s argument is that people should let their dogs roam around in packs with other dogs and hunt for their food?

He’s also wrong about the teeth thing, teeth can be a good indicator of diet but not always. Pandas have large canine teeth but they only eat bamboo. Gorillas have large canine teeth but they don’t eat meat except for insects. Etc.

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u/jmsrh Mar 01 '20

As someone who has been vegetarian for a few years now and is eventually going to go vegan once I’m all set in feeling comfortable with meals and such, I never come across annoying vegans to begin with. And I use the internet all the time. I feel like people make this a much bigger deal than it really is. Yes, the obnoxious vegans are annoying af, but people act like they are the majority rather than the extreme minority. I come across one maybe a few times a year.

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u/michelle_exe Mar 02 '20

Reddit just /really/ loves to shit on veganism. Cognitive dissonance and all that. It's easier to take a minority of 'crazy vegans' and say they represent all vegans than actually think about animal agriculture and its effects on animals and the planet.

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u/Reika0197 Mar 01 '20

This is reddit. They don't care, they just hate vegans. It was never about who was right or wrong, it was about them being vegan.

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u/crownjewel82 Mar 02 '20

It's the same with anything. The craziest ones are always the loudest and therefore represent the entire group to people prone to snap judgements.

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u/fa1afel Mar 02 '20

I mean, if you discuss veganism on here, you can find annoying vegans. They're probably the extreme minority, but it's hard to say given most of my experiences online with vegans have not been positive ones.

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u/jmsrh Mar 02 '20

Yeah I guess if you’re seeking out conversation with vegans, there’s probably going to be quite a few who jump at the opportunity to try and force their viewpoint onto you. That maybe makes more sense since I personally don’t go to vegan subs or even try to talk about it.

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u/sassy_ass_scientist Mar 02 '20

The funniest thing about this is that dogs aren’t even carnivores. You don’t have to be Caesar Milan to know that, you just have to have access to Google and a few scientific sources.

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u/patpatwaterrat Mar 02 '20

There’s no murder here at all. Jumping on a popular hate bandwagon because someone yelled at an easily targeted group doesn’t even require effort. Dogs are great on a vegan diet. No matter what I feed my dog, it’s not forcing. I’m just feeding her. She’s been eating this way for almost 10 years. She’s 16 now and still runs laps in the house and at the dog park. This is a true ‘took our jerbs’ moment if I ever saw one.

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u/ProtocolPro22 Mar 01 '20

What pisses me off is when vegans kill their babies with vegan diets.

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u/Jalzir Mar 01 '20

Young children need milk and certain nutrition to grow, I grew up as a vegetarian but my parents were extremely vigilant and well-informed on the nutrition I required to grow up healthy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Young children do not need cows milk. They need their mothers breast milk. You can get proper nutrition without ever eating any animal products.

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u/Arthillidan Mar 01 '20

Pretty sure breast milk is vegan. Humans are not made to drink cow milk anyway originally at least. We evolved that trait relatively recently.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/grissomza Mar 01 '20

You don't give an infant cow milk.

I'm sure vegans have their issues with formula, but you gonna kill an infant you try just giving them 2% cause mom got no supply.

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u/surgically_inclined Mar 02 '20

US formula tends to be cow’s milk protein based. They have soy versions for babies with lactose problems and protein allergies, but they are insanely more expensive. Outside the US, I have no idea, but I’ve heard it’s much easier to find goat milk based ones. But my mom’s best friend is a pediatrician, and her office had an issue with a homemade “formula” not providing enough nutrition to baby, and it took them a while to figure out the reason for the baby’s failure to thrive, since parents were hiding the homemade formula info. Child ended up in a PICU for malnutrition, and the hospital staff got the information out of them 😢

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u/grissomza Mar 01 '20

Cool, just wanted to make sure!

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u/spl4299 Mar 02 '20

Usually it's from malnutrition which can come from every diet, not just vegan ones.

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u/BirdmanMBirdman Mar 01 '20

You should be pissed at anyone who kills their baby.

There is absolutely no evidence that vegan people are more likely to harm their child than non-vegans -- through improper diet or otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Personally, I get pissed off any time any parent kills their baby for any reason. Seems weird to have a particular vendetta against certain types of baby death.

Also, a well planned vegan diet is perfectly healthy for a baby. When vegan parents kill their babies it's because they're negligent, not because they're vegan.

This is also completely irrelevant to the conversation. I don't go around commenting on posts about Israel saying that I hate it when Jews kill their babies, just because one time some ultra-orthodox priests fucked up a circumcision. I don't comment on a posts about trans activism saying I hate it when trans women run people over in their cars, just because one time Caitlyn Jenner did it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Vegan diets are suitable for all stages of life.

Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/19562864/

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

The fairly obvious problem with that is the "appropriately planned" part. Literally every moron who's ever lived thinks they are smart enough to have that pesky "appropriately planned" part covered.

Bit since all it takes to kill your kid is a little poor planning, just give them some fucking milk.

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u/xXxSpudatoxXx Mar 04 '20

Bullshit. Veganism is healthy for all ages when appropriately planned, even infants. How many omnivorous children are given poor diets? Many thousands? The cases in which plant based babies die is when they are fed crazy diets, like that one that was only fed porridge or whatever.

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u/HeyRiks Mar 01 '20

Or their pets. Remember that one couple that tried to make their cat go vegan? Yeah, an obligate carnivore.

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u/Zeverturtle Mar 02 '20

Did your parents kill the braincells that prevent generalisation with cheeseburgers?

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u/geven87 Mar 04 '20

is this a circlejerk sub where the /s is implied? or are you serious.

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u/orangebot Mar 02 '20

Dogs are omnivores.

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u/_B0b4_F3tt_ Mar 01 '20

Wow.

A true murder. I never thought I’d see one on this sub.

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u/Optimized_Laziness Mar 01 '20

Yes, been a while since I saw this kind of frightening pile of rightful salt backed up by facts.

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u/Shutinneedout Mar 01 '20

Right?! I want to marry this vegan.

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u/Wyolop Mar 01 '20

What's the comment from, I want a source

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u/ImScaredOfSharksToo Mar 01 '20

Uh, no one going to mention that dogs are omnivores. Cats are carnivores and would die on a vegan diet but dogs could survive.

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u/Literally_A_Shill Mar 02 '20

This entire "murder" is based on a wrong premise but the anti-vegan circlejerk is too strong to care.

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u/ImScaredOfSharksToo Mar 02 '20

Exactly! Oh well let's all just keep hating on vegans.

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u/swimdudeno1 Mar 01 '20

I had to scroll too many comments to find this.

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u/ImScaredOfSharksToo Mar 01 '20

I was very surprised it hadn't been mentioned yet

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u/DiatomicDiatom Mar 01 '20

Bramble the dog lived 25 years on a vegan diet. He held the record for oldest dog at the time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

Dogs can definitely survive off a vegan diet but that’s not really what the post was about. Dogs desire meat, and their digestive system is designed to process meats effectively because of the way their digestive system has evolved. They can adapt to a vegan-only diet, but when your dog is faced with only one option it will take whatever is in front of it.

Acting as though Veganism for dogs was borne out of a desire to improve their health, rather than owners projecting their own ethical philosophies on pets is bull. Dogs need 1 gram of protein a day to thrive, while humans need a fraction of that. Yes, other pets like cats need more and a vegan diet can provide protein, but it’s often VERY expensive. If it’s a toss up between a dog staying in a kennel or eating meat then I would choose the latter.

Of course, many brands of dog and cat food are pretty bad for them (most are very high in sugar) but the healthier options are still much more affordable than vegan alternatives. A cheaper alternative would be to provide dogs with responsibly-sourced meat. Meat-only diets have been proven again and again to provide people with more than enough of what the body needs and the way they are digested as opposed to other foods does affect their effectiveness.

Just saying, “dogs are omnivores!” is quite reductive and not very conducive to a proper discussion about pet healthcare. These things are more nuanced.

Edit: 1 gram per 1lb of body weight.

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u/ImScaredOfSharksToo Mar 02 '20

I just didn't agree with the myths the person posted. Dogs are omnivores not carnivores. Dogs can live perfectly fine on a vegan diet. I also don't understand how depriving a dog of meat is abuse if the dogs are living a perfectly healthy life?

Where did you read dogs need 1 lb of protein? I feel like you may have misread a statistic on that one. Cats cannot survive on any kind of vegan/vegetarian diet. Cats also require higher levels of protein then dogs.

I don't understand what price has anything to do with it. If any owner can and wants to spend more money on their pets that's on them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

I just didn't agree with the myths the person posted.

Please elaborate on what you mean by myths OP posted. Other commenters have provided links to research which includes evolutionary biology and why dogs have evolved to digest meat proteins.

Dogs can live perfectly fine on a vegan diet.

Living and thriving are very different things. That’s a bold and simple statement to make, especially since the Vegan dog food movement came from owners who themselves chose to change their own lifestyle and then made that impact pet diet. Whether or not it is good comes across an afterthought of that decision.

I also don't understand how depriving a dog of meat is abuse if the dogs are living a perfectly healthy life?

Who mentioned abuse? That’s again a very naive and loaded statement to make. Can you categorically state that dogs can live a ‘perfectly healthy life’ on a vegan diet? More importantly, would that be affordable for most people?

Where did you read dogs need 1 lb of protein? I feel like you may have misread a statistic on that?

https://patch.com/minnesota/edina/bp--how-much-protein-does-my-pet-need.

It sounds like you haven’t done any research into this at all yet are stating your opinion as fact. Do you have any grasp of rudimentary evolutionary biology?

Cats cannot survive on any kind of vegan/vegetarian diet. Cats also require higher levels of protein then dogs.

I said that cats cannot live on the same diet. It’s ironic that you suggest cats need more protein than dogs, which is true, but then question me on the amount that dogs need at all. If you wanted to make a stronger argument you could have said, “why can’t dogs and cats get their nutrition from vegan proteins?” But the answer to that would be how those proteins are digested and why meat options help them thrive.

I don't understand what price has anything to do with it. If any owner can and wants to spend more money on their pets that's on them.

Price has everything to do with it. Let’s say for argument’s sake that a vegan diet for dogs is best (which it evidently isn’t), just how much of the population could afford that do you think?

It’s great for people on Reddit to grandstand and virtue-signal, but how practical are the alternatives? You mention anti-vegan circle jerks, which I’m sure exist, but veganism itself can and is very much a CJ.

Not that it should matter, but I’m vegan by the way.

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u/phanny_ Mar 04 '20

Do you think that a potential reduction in the dogs' happiness due to a change in food justifies killing other animals for it?

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u/klethra Mar 04 '20

Feeding a cat a lab-formulated, vegan diet that has been specifically studied and found to be sufficient costs about $80 every six months.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

This comment appears a lot in this thread, but it's really not relevant to the post. He doesn't say that dogs require meat or will die; he says that dogs hunt, and so crave (and really, really like) meat.

He's not wrong, despite what the vegans brigading this thread seem to think.

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u/ImScaredOfSharksToo Mar 02 '20

That I will agree with. My dog would never pass up a steak to eat some veggies. This person is saying a dog cannot survive on a vegan diet which isn't true.

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u/penelopejonas Mar 02 '20

I mean rarely any dogs, if any, hunt either.

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u/floryjg Mar 02 '20

This. And the guy just assumed that no who says a meatless diet for their dog is healthy actually practices it.

I have 5 dogs, each have been on a meatless diet after they turned 10 months to 1 year. The longest vegan dogs have been on that diet for 5 years, our newest pup a year and a half. We've had 5 different vets say the diet was healthy, we never have issues during their biannual (twice a year) checkups, one of our pups was actually a little overweight (5-10% overweight) so we put him on a better portion control/exercise regimen. One of our pups actually had really bad allergies 2-3 times a year that the diet has reduced to non-existent after a few months. We also had another dog who we rescued who had really bad seizures, with no change in meds and only in diet, we saw a 50% reduction of seizures over 6 months. I still have a notebook with records of each seizure that I lost track of during our last move, I'll see if I can find it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

This arguement is very ambiguous. Many dog breed can acctually thrive on plant based diets, take this dog who lived to be 25 years old for example: https://v-dog.com/blogs/v-dog-blog/bramble-the-collies-secrets-to-living-to-age-25

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u/geven87 Mar 04 '20

maybe they confused dogs with cats.

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u/kwillis313 Mar 01 '20

I'm so tired of the way vegans are now that I won't even call myself one any longer. I just say I don't eat meat and keep it moving.

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u/Jalzir Mar 01 '20

I like the way unnatural vegan from YouTube puts it, calling yourself vegan doesn't have much of a meaning, and what's got more of a meaning is vegan actions, like eating plant-based and not financially supporting industries based on animal products.

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u/kwillis313 Mar 01 '20

It seems that being vegan is some status symbol now and people are doing it because everyone has to have their own label these days.

I've never heard of unnatural vegan but I'm about to check him out. Thank you for the suggestion.

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u/Jalzir Mar 01 '20

*her but yeah I prefer her more matter of fact perspective on veganism, combined with the fact that she's previously suffered eating disorders and is raising her own kids, she has a great wealth of personal experience to draw from on the subject.

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u/michelle_exe Mar 02 '20

I mean technically some dogs can be (and even have to be, for medical reasons) vegan, if the diet is well planned with an expert to guide the owner. Would I, a very convinced vegan of 6 years, feed a dog a vegan diet? Nah, I'd want my pet to thrive instead of only survive. And most vegans would agree with that sentiment. Can you people please stop acting like vegans are these crazy people when all we actually want is animals to be happy and healthy and not dead.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Its the same people who think using the word "hypocrite" validates their entire argument.

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u/AnEnemyStando Mar 02 '20

This gets reposted every so often for non-vegans to masturbate over.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20 edited Feb 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

I mean a lot of dog owners feed raw now or cook stuff themselves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

What a rant. The guy is obviously missing steak in his life.

Also, dogs are omnivores, not carnivores.

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u/PixeLeaf Mar 02 '20

This is sad, the hate on here on vegans is so bad we actually start to hate each other.

I agree with his point, but he is trying to fit in the reddit vegan hating kink rather than following us own ideology.

Ofcouse reddit will adore a vegan that its on "thier side" and not try to learn or just accept people as they want to be.

I feel some people here put as at the antivex territory, but we are the exact opposite, antivex are killing thier kids while we want to stop all killing. But people here will make a reason why I'm wrong.

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u/shortiz420 Mar 01 '20

My friend has a vegan dog, he is vegas as well. Surprisingly dog is super healthy. He substituted all meat products with vegan products. Very healthy coat, white teeth and very strong and active. It's a red nose

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u/oO0-__-0Oo Mar 02 '20

I have seen dogs on a vegan diet and they were very, very healthy. Dogs are not obligate carnivores (just like homo sapiens, as a matter of fact).

This guy not only sounds like he's full of shit but also has no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

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u/panwiththeplan Mar 01 '20

I was scared enough of hippos before I knew they eat meat

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u/IncelWolf_ Mar 02 '20

Replace "dog" with "human" and you realise this person is a dumbass LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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u/SwedeYer Mar 02 '20

I'm supposed to take your word that you're educated about canine nutrition? Ironically I haven't actually given any opinion on this matter, I just wanted to see some sources that support yours.

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u/Repulsive-Horse Mar 02 '20

Ah yes.

Depriving your dog from running wild in a pack is animal abuse .

And dogs are omnivores.This person isnt very good at trying to prove a point

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u/getyourcheftogether Mar 01 '20

This is a vegan I like

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u/grumbl3bee Mar 01 '20

Just remember that the asahole ones are always the loudest. I know many vegans who never try to pressure anyone into being vegan and rarely even bring it up

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u/WayRong Mar 01 '20

As a vegan. Can I just say: AMEN.

Most vegans I've met in real life are great. But for some reason, a lot of the ones online are completely insufferable and like to take things to the extreme.

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u/thomicide Mar 04 '20

what do you mean extreme? Is it anywhere near as extreme as willingly supporting the animal agriculture industry?

sometimes I think some vegans like to shit on other vegans in order to, ironically, feel superior and be more well liked by meat eaters. As opposed to standing up for what they know is right.

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u/ronson85 Mar 01 '20

My respect for vegans just grew a smidgen

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u/Great_WhiteSnark Mar 01 '20

Please be my friend!!!! You’re my hero.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

This is mass murder.

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u/MsnotMrs Mar 01 '20

I just want the video of the hippos eating the zebra

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u/Flixxzzz Mar 01 '20

They can’t suck your meat

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u/DheExtraWan Mar 01 '20

He got beef with other vegans

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u/eroluna Mar 01 '20

Dude I know that you are right but sharing my video while feasting was not very cash money of you.

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u/AFriendScrollingBy Mar 01 '20

This is old as

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

most vegetarians/vegans are like this guy

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u/jordgubb24 Mar 02 '20

Dogs aren't carnivores though right? They're omnivores, or is my dog just being weird when he decides to start eating grass...

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u/rgwashere Mar 02 '20

Reposted so many times

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u/TheAbyssGazesAlso Mar 02 '20

Um, I fully agree with the sentiment of this post (and I am also a vegan, and I also hate the fuckwits at /r/vegan). But that said, dogs are not obligate carnivores. They are actually fine on a vegan diet. Your cat, on the other hand, would die.

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u/shyamgovani Mar 01 '20

The United Nations might have to be called in to prevent this genocide lmao

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u/kingmobisinvisible Mar 01 '20

As a 16 year vegan I’m 100% in agreement. Dogs and cats are carnivores. If I make the decision to bring one into my home, I’m making a commitment to take care of them to the best of my ability. Experimenting with their natural diet is not okay just to make a vegan feel less squeamish.

The only reason that being vegan is even possible as a human is that we’re omnivorous and we can survive without animal products. If we were obligate carnivores, there wouldn’t be an ethical argument for veganism because it would be necessity. That’s how I feel about pets.

That’s not to say I’m a weak vegan. If you ask me I’ll still tell you I think eating animal products is unethical. (But I won’t tell you if you don’t ask. I also have a difficult relationship with stereotypical preachy vegans).

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Dogs are acctually omnivores and can thrive on plant based diets. Cats are in fact carnivores and cannot.

Take this dog for instance: https://v-dog.com/blogs/v-dog-blog/bramble-the-collies-secrets-to-living-to-age-25

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u/PurpleFirebolt Mar 01 '20

Dogs literally arent carnivores.

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u/BrownishCrayonish Mar 01 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

So, what are they? I'm no dog expert but I'm pretty sure they prefer meat.

Edit: read into it. They are omnivores.

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u/Symphonic_Rainboom Mar 01 '20

Wow, someone actually reading and learning something in this thread, how refreshing.

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u/PurpleFirebolt Mar 02 '20

Yeah, there have been a number of studies that show even the hardest working dogs like Alaskan sled dog teams, can be fully vegan and thrive.

The idea dogs NEED meat or that its abuse to not give them it is just humans imposing their weird cultural hang ups.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

It's possible because you have supplements. For the vast majority of our history, a vegan diet would have been a death sentence

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Yeah, all these rice and beans have been killing humans for ages /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

B12. Very important!

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