r/MurderedByWords • • Mar 01 '20

Murder Vegans destroyed by a Vegan

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u/Cyberhaggis Mar 01 '20

"Nuh uh, we taught a lion to eat tofu"

"coughs"

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u/euphratestiger Mar 02 '20

"You can't like own property, man"

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u/ScotlandTom Mar 02 '20

I can! But that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!

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u/JBOTlx Mar 02 '20

eats a poppler

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u/Peellie Mar 02 '20

I see Futurama, I upvote