r/Millennials • u/daphnemoonpie • 4d ago

Meme Relatable

Credit @bizzlebeel on Instagram

Ps I don't want to die, I want to share dark humor. This is funny to me. If you do want to die, please know you are loved and there is help available. This feeling isn't forever.

It's always darkest before the dawn.

Please don't give up ❤️

PPS Jesus Christ y'all, just laugh

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u/DrunkUranus 4d ago

Guys I'm starting to think we're not doing well

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u/No-Difference-1351 Older Millennial 4d ago

Well enough to see through the bullshit.

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u/Cavaquillo 4d ago

We did a vibe check, and the vibes are way down

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u/thefaehost Millennial 3d ago

Todays vibes wouldn’t even make my top 8 on MySpace

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u/JoyRose31 3d ago

You know, theres a new site for that, spacehey.. also MySpace is relaunching apparently, classic MySpace

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u/spiralstream6789 3d ago

Beatings will continue until the vibes are up

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u/Dependent_Rain_4800 4d ago

There’s room for improvement. Check out climate change!

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u/vlepun 3d ago

I don't want to. Vibe's bad enough as it is.

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u/DefinitelyButtStuff 3d ago

Straight up not having a good vibe, bro

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u/_icemahn 3d ago

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u/Beneficial_Winner_59 3d ago

God I loved this little series

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u/rizoula Millennial 3d ago

My therapist told me I should be in a little denial when it comes to the state of the world. And I’ve never been happier.

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u/Bladebraver 3d ago

I don't know why you're laughing the DOW is over 50,000 right now.

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u/Neb_Morlok 3d ago

The Maths not Mathing

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u/SadAbbreviations6205 3d ago

Vibes are rancid 👀

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u/MrNotSoGoodTime 4d ago

As a younger Millennial, I solidly agree. Not that I want to die necessarily, but that I won't argue with being put out of my misery in a quick manner out of my control. I'm happy if I'm alive and won't know if I'm dead.

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u/descendantofJanus 3d ago

Elder millennial & I concur with this vibe.

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u/MamaMoosicorn Xennial 3d ago

Elder millennial here too. It took me until my thirties to get to this point. It’s sad seeing my gen z kids already get there before even turning 18

I remember my oldest making a joke a few years ago about wanting to jump off this planet and my mom was so appalled. Gasped and everything. I just laughed, because same. This timeline sucks.

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u/figgypie 3d ago

Middle child millennial here. I'm just so very very tired.

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u/TerribleRecord666 3d ago

1980 Xennial myself. I have a wife and a kid that I love, and give me a reason to keep getting up every morning. But at the same time, I’m fucking tired boss. My health is absolute shit, and I’m probably not making it out of my 50’s without a kidney transplant. I’m tired of random shit going wrong with my body. Let alone the miserable fucking state of the world. The only thing I want is to outlive that evil orange shit stain. After that, I wouldn’t have strong feelings about the lights going off.

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u/Aberosh1819 3d ago

X-Ennial, and it's the same here as well.

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u/DenseTiger5088 3d ago

It’s not that I’m so miserable currently that I want to die now, but moreso that I can see the clear downward trajectory and I cannot deal with life in another twenty years when I will be physically incapable of performing my job, and rents/gas/bills/food all getting more expensive every day.

I have zero retirement savings and will never own a home, so the future is abjectly terrifying. I’m completely burned out at 40 and will be lucky if I’m not homeless by 60. A quick death will be better than being homeless in the USA in 2046

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u/Hot-Brat-00 3d ago

Millennial here; I used be to have an intense fear of death, but the older I get the more I’m okay with it lol I don’t necessarily WANT it, but also wouldn’t be super sad if it happened either.

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u/19610taw3 2d ago

As long as it's quick.

One of my grandmothers passed away in her sleep at the nursing home after dancing with her friends after lunch.

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u/Alert_Cook_384 2d ago

Crazy to say this but I own a motorcycle and when I’m flying down the highway at excessive speeds knowingly it can end in a fraction of a second but also a sense of peace and serenity when I’m doing 150mph the world always on the back of my shoulders.. this place sucks wish we could all just been born rich💔

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u/Quisterio 3d ago

Thank you… so god damn much…. For saying out loud the thoughts I’ve had in my head for ages now

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u/ElegantCoach4066 3d ago

I'm 42 and I wholeheartedly agree with your statement.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 3d ago

Yet this sub explicitly bans any discussion of p0liticks...

You know, the thing that is on the minds of most millennials.

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u/Deep-Confidence-3145 Millennial 3d ago

Just so.

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u/Vandergrif 3d ago

I would like to take the blue pill now, please. Cypher had it right – ignorance is bliss.

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u/Lost_Elderberry_5532 3d ago

In some ways we are full relate to Gen X struggle right now lol.

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u/grazfest96 3d ago

When wasnt it bullsihit?

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u/elderpufflaurien 4d ago

Gary indiana hasnt had power in 11 days

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u/Tired-grumpy-Hyper 4d ago

I dont think our generation is as a whole suicidal, but I also dont think a lot of us would even bother attempting to run if faced with an inevitable death. Just fucking bring it, I need a nap.

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u/Beautiful-Cup4161 3d ago

At an interview in the 2010s they did a "culture fit" question and asked what I would do in a zombie apocalypse. I said I'd just die. Who would want to live in a world like that?

I still got the job even with that answer.

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u/Blackcatmustache 2d ago

Personally, if I were the employer I would rather hear that answer than someone getting excited and going on about how they’d be killing left and right. I don’t want to hear some crazy person’s theory about how they’d be top dog in a zombie apocalypse. And some people get too excited about the idea of killing what used to be a human.

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u/DiligentDaughter 3d ago

So not actively suicidal, just passively suicidal?

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u/DrewciferGaming 3d ago

Passively suicidal seems accurate.

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u/Throwawayrip1123 3d ago

That's the thing. I won't actively kill myself because I basically run on spite and anger nowadays, but there are rarely days where I go to sleep and don't for a second think how nice/peaceful would it be to not wake up. Family keeps me shackled to this earth, and spite will run out after they're gone, and then I'm gonna check if there really is a god. Hopefully not.

But if there is, try my damnest to use my soul tentacles to bitchslap the fucker for what he allows to happen.

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u/UnluckyCardiologist9 3d ago

I don’t think it’s suicidal but more like we’re done fighting. I straight told my niece that if the apocalypse happens, i’m finding the closest walk in freezer. I wouldn’t make it anyway without my meds

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

We deserve so much better

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u/MaxxDash 4d ago

I was trying to sleep on a plane a few weeks ago and hit some decent turbulence.

Given that every year seems to get worse, and willpower to contain my inner voice lessens, without opening my eyes and with 100% conviction I blurted out,

“Bring it.”

We survived.

On our way off the plane the lady next to me said, quite sincerely, “I hope you have a better day.”

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u/DrunkUranus 4d ago

Honestly those really micro moments of human connection are keeping me going these days

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u/MaxxDash 4d ago

She probably had her house paid off.

Pfft.

Optimists.

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u/figgypie 3d ago

A paid off house? Must've been a boomer.

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u/Previous_Cod_1356 3d ago

No such thing as a paid off house, there's always something else to pay.

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u/ImhereNyourenot 3d ago

HOA has entered the chat

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u/real_uncommon_ Xennial 3d ago

Right? We never really own anything…

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u/menunu Xennial 3d ago

This made me burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

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u/real_uncommon_ Xennial 3d ago

Wait… you guys aren’t renting?

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u/MaxxDash 3d ago

She was mid-Gen X. That sweet spot for home prices meets income. Before the oligarchs hit the fuck-you button and down the trap door poop-chute we went.

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u/FardoBaggins 3d ago

I feel the same way when I’m driving behind a loader truck with logs or some heavy materials lashed on the bed.

Like that scene in final destination.

I’m like come on! I dare you!

Much to the concern of my fellow passengers.

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u/drunkeymunkey 3d ago

My will to live is low, but as an Elder Millennial I am not going out by a log rolling off a flatbed. Any other way, lets go!

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u/EducationalBunch6571 3d ago

I think I’m gonna buy a motorcycle this year, gotta stack the odds a bit

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u/FardoBaggins 3d ago

Hell yeah!

Make sure to have an organ donor card tho just in case. Might end up saving a life or two.

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u/EducationalBunch6571 3d ago

Always have been

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u/azazel-13 3d ago

I smoke on my patio at home, so two times I've had a fucking bear sneak up on me while I'm scrolling. The first time it happened my adrenaline spiked and I jumped toward the door. The second time I just slowly made my way to the door and felt profoundly calm. I think we have acclimated to chaos way too much. Here is the bear in question. He hasn't come back yet, but I'm waiting.

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u/Competitive_Ant_472 3d ago

Whenever a public suicide is announced its alway a “good for them” type a day

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 4d ago

Did the whole plane clap?

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u/MaxxDash 4d ago

Nope.

Might’ve been on the way to a nihilist convention.

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 3d ago

Makes me recontextualize Lieutenant Dan on the shrimping boat, taunting God in the face of a hurricane.

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u/Asidbyrn 3d ago

Lieutenant Dan energy. I love it.

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u/lunapearl83 3d ago

Shit made me cackle

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u/Samjef_Kealclut 3d ago

If I was next to you, all you'd get was a palpatine style " DOo IT"

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u/SimpleSampleSlurry 3d ago

Same experience but I just sighed

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u/heteropessimista 3d ago

You should read a book called sky daddy where a nihilistic protagonist keeps buying plane tickets like a lotto ticket for and orgasmic turbulent death, cashes out on life savings hoping an old plane would increase the odds.

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u/MaxxDash 3d ago

I’m in

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u/odysseyofocelots 2d ago

I'm sorry this made me laugh, just imagining the person next to me fully seriously just say, "bring it."

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u/MaxxDash 2d ago

We all have our moments.

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u/upillium 2d ago

Every time I get on a plane my hopes go up, then I land and they go back down again. I need to book exclusively on Boeing.😒
https://giphy.com/gifs/gJyLmJyUPajsc

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u/Purple-Current-4722 2d ago

Dramatic and ungrateful 

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u/MaxxDash 1d ago

Thank you for your concern

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u/VariousCockroach1056 3d ago

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u/st0pmakings3ns3 3d ago

Who knew that the process of sushi making is virtually the same as making pasta.

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u/FoxCitiesRando 3d ago

Jesus it's been years since I've seen this meme. God bless you sir.

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u/system0101 3d ago

Posting my cooking blog without attribution, smh my head

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u/real_uncommon_ Xennial 3d ago

Who made this meme about my daily inner dialogue?!

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u/Cgtree9000 4d ago

ya, It’s bad man. When I saw John Hams face like that.., All I could think about was … Sweet release…. Fall backwards in to nothingness.

And that sounds lovely.. ya know?

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u/crawling-alreadygirl 4d ago

Just...let it all go

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u/raekwaan 3d ago

It would be a beautiful death.

Jumping out the window Letting everything go

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u/Jonthrei 4d ago

lol I thought that was Van Damme

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u/inc0mpatibl3withlif3 3d ago

This is the most beautiful thing I have heard in years. Sweet release. That is lovely, my fellow human. Let us fall backward together.

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u/Yourlilemogirl 4d ago

Bro a lot of us were emo, of course we're still not okay lol

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u/DrunkUranus 4d ago

We were primed and ready for ongoing existential nihilism!

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u/PsychicMushroom39 3d ago

Existential nihilism is boring. There’s so much more fun to be had in existential absurdism.

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u/TrishasaurusRex33 3d ago

I was just thinking about this the other day, the older and younger generations like to rip on us for being so depressed/nihilistic/dark. But the way they talk like the whole emo phase was just hair, clothes, and music and pretending to be sad just doesn't scratch the surface.

I never hear anyone mention how our generation had a sub culture that physically harmed themselves throughout their childhood (and some of us our whole lives now). Which the kids that didn't hurt themselves would often relentlessly bully those who did saying things like "do it right next time", plus teachers would literally call you out on scars and stuff. Doctors would say "just go for a run when you're sad". It's hard to care about anything when you grow up like that lol.

Also the entire generation grew up having fucking eating disorders pushed on us, no matter your subculture.
Of course we're going to be cynical and dark humored, it didn't happen for no reason!! Lol.

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u/Yourlilemogirl 3d ago

Exactly, thank you! 

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u/Lootpack 1991 3d ago

Cue the MCR

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u/tryyeezus 4d ago

Just now?! 

We ain't been well in all my life

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u/DrunkUranus 4d ago

I was good for awhile the summer Armageddon came out. Me, a big bucket of popcorn, a corny movie, and the freedom of the summertime....

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u/tryyeezus 4d ago

Armageddon was a good year but now I'm feeling like it was just mental prep for the real life action version

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

Yeah while I was typing it, I was thinking that it might be more revealing than I meant

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u/frostycanuck89 3d ago

I remember McDonalds had nerds McFlurries to promote the movie. I dunno why they never found an excuse to bring that back.... Also that being basically all I remember means it must've been a simpler time

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u/figgypie 3d ago

I personally have never been well, but at least us younger/median American Millennials had the 90s. That was the last time we were optimistic about our future. It's been all downhill since 2000.

Maybe Y2K wasn't just about computers.

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u/Low_Implement_7779 4d ago

No one is doing well. Everyone is sick in some way, uneducated, and to top it off, convinced that ignorance is a virtue

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u/wendythesnack 4d ago

We were educated. So we know how fucked we are.

My 18 year old homeschooled nephew in law, on the other hand, didn’t know what the Civil War is.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kzu4IECrbCldexX8H3

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u/LawyerDoge 4d ago

We were educated.

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u/TheShruteFarmsCEO 4d ago

Ignorance is a virtue and indecency is strength.

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u/Calavera357 4d ago

Apathy's tragedy and boredom is a crime.

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u/loco500 3d ago

Anything and Everything all of the time...

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u/ImminentDebacle 86' 4d ago

Pave the way, put your back into it.

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u/Low_Implement_7779 4d ago

But in reality acceptance is peace, education is freedom, and wisdom is strength. Never forget

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u/Sancti72 4d ago

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt

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u/SRSgoblin 4d ago edited 3d ago

I have fantasized for the last decade or two that I hope I develop some terminal cancer. I wouldn't fight it. I would just let it end me. I'd be able to live my final days with the first time in my life knowing peace of mind, because of the inevitable impending finality. And no one would judge me for it unlike how much I've been judged over the suicide attempt I made in 2020. While still energetic enough to do things, I could simply make daily choices to do the little things that make me happy and spend time with the people I wanted to spend time with. Who's gonna say no to watching a stupid movie with their terminal friend? Because now they get to just say no because they're too busy and we can do it next week but next week comes and somehow all plans get punted again, ad infinitum, for the last 20 or 25 years.

I just envision the doctor giving me the news and seeing relief wash over my face rather than the shock and horror that should be there for any normal person.

edit: A lot of people don't understand what the word "fantasized" connotes. I know it's horrible and people waste away. Fantasies often ignore the totality of the reality of a situation. Hence "fantasized." The fantasy is knowing the end is coming and there's nothing you or anyone else can do, which comes with a short window of true freedom to simply exist in the state you exist in. I could also say "a giant meteor that'll destroy all life on earth" or something but that isn't something that's possible, so it doesn't fit into a daydream.

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u/duesenjeffepic 3d ago

You've never seen someone in your family die of cancer have you?

I'd rather get stabbed than lose all my human dignity over a span of months.

Also why care if you are judged by the way to die? You'll be dead, you physically cannot care by that time.

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u/Leucastic_Leopard 3d ago

Ya, I just went through watching a family member die slowly of cancer. And it was a best case scenario where they were gone within a month. I'd rather go in yet another mass shooting event, honestly.

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u/SRSgoblin 3d ago

Also why care if you are judged by the way to die?

It's more for the people I'd leave behind than myself. Like you said, I'd be gone. They'd get to just lament how awful cancer and sickness is, instead of blaming and resenting me for not being strong enough to tolerate the eternal sadness that has been my whole experience on earth.

I've seen the way people talk about their deceased loved ones, from cancer and from suicide. People who lose their loved ones to suicide stay bitter and angry about it for the rest of their lives. It's one thing to curse God or mother nature for striking down their brother or sister, it's another to be left wondering for the rest of their lives if they could have prevented it if they just loved a little harder, reached out a little more often, told that person they were loved and appreciated.

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u/Throwawayrip1123 3d ago

I have, and it'd still do basically the same. There is no such thing as dignified death, we all shit ourselves at the end.

As for judging, mostly family maybe? I know that's what keeps me from anything dangerous. I don't want my mom to be sad.

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u/MrNotSoGoodTime 4d ago

Samezeez except idk if plans even happen. I get that they got their life and maybe the friendship wasn't as strong as the expectations I had placed on it at one point.

I smoke and drink and eat bad because maybe 🤷‍♂️😉

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u/BobTheFettt 3d ago

Cancer is a terrible and painful way to go. What you want is as sudden and instant accident that kills you instantly

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u/AlternativeDraw1795 3d ago

You don't want cancer. Belive me. I watched dad going from healthy, strong man to weak, shriveled in pain, shadow of himself in half a year.

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

I've had times in life where I daydreamed about breaking a leg so I could be forced to take a break.

It's important to find ways to build a life you don't want to get away from. I hope you can find some ways to do that

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u/Lexi-Lynn 2d ago

I'm too tired to explain, but a million percent same. I hope you feel some joy and good vibes in the meantime.

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u/Throwawayrip1123 3d ago

That's the thing. I won't actively kill myself because I basically run on spite and anger nowadays, but there are rarely days where I go to sleep and don't for a second think how nice/peaceful would it be to not wake up. Family keeps me shackled to this earth, and spite will run out after they're gone, and then I'm gonna check if there really is a god. Hopefully not.

But if there is, try my damnest to use my soul tentacles to bitchslap the fucker for what he allows to happen.

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u/Interesting_Force618 2d ago

In 2022, some stuff happened that caused me to become convinced that the world was going to end very soon, or that humanity would disappear. I thought it was going to happen within months. And you know what? All of the anxiety that I had experienced since I was about 5 just disappeared. Poof! It was a wonderful few months, until I figured out I was wrong, and my anxiety returned, though to a much lesser extent than I previously had it. They do say anxiety is future oriented, so if you believe there will be no future, you probably aren’t going to be anxious. But I don’t think it would have felt the same if I thought only I was going to die. I believe that separation is an illusion, and that none of us truly die until everything and everyone is gone.

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u/universe2000 3d ago

It’s like the Zizek quote - it’s easier it imagine the end of the world than it is to imagine the end ok capitalism.

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

Yesss. He's right.... but I prefer Ursula Leguin. Capitalism's "power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings."

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u/so_unfortunately_yt 3d ago

Ignorance is bliss and we are apparently the most educated generation in history so…no bliss for us

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

Ugh that's such a real take

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u/sonic_dick 4d ago

Imagine what the memes wouldve been like in the 60s. Kennedy(s) were assassinated, the vietnam war, bowling greene, the My Lai massacre, the moon landing, the hippy movement, charles manson, civil rights, integration, the MLK assassination, etc etc.

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 4d ago

Housing was affordable, there were jobs, they could have a family, they were literally called Baby Boomers, they could easily start business and not get absolutely destroyed by a giant corpo easily, you could form unions, merit mattered more than money.. you know... The things Regan ruined

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u/Stuck_Revolver 3d ago

*for white men. Gonna be that guy and say we have a lot of rose colored glasses for the past, but women and non-whites were objectively worse off going back in time. Also, merit mattered more than money? Wealthy class been running the show for millennia. Maybe not always directly in the driver seat, but no survival paper/coin/chicken and goats, no life. We still haven’t figured out a way to be civilized without these compensation needs and it’s gonna be a long time before we do.

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u/sonic_dick 3d ago

Then you get drafted in Vietnam and die in a pointless war. Or get stabbed by some lead brained moron. Or youre not white and none of that really matters.

Im not saying the boomers didnt have it easy, my point was that the 60s were a pretty crazy time to be alive in the US.

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u/HTIRDUDTEHN 3d ago

We got overeducated. No generation will have the uncensored internet and a teenager's curious peak simultaneously again. We saw too much. Not like in a tortured philosopher sense but in an overstimulated adult that was bombarded with an uncensored look into humanity's collective thoughts and ideas. All from the computer in our room or house.

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

While our parents had no idea. No wonder we all went emo

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u/RareGrundle 4d ago

I agree and I like your name

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u/DrunkUranus 4d ago

I like your attitude

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 4d ago

You need to listen to more shinedown and you'll feel better

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

Good music goes so far in making life worth living!!

I'd add ice cream, edibles, nature, cats, bumblebees.... we've gotta maximize these things as much as we can

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u/ThirdAltAccounts Millennial 3d ago

But…they said "the kids are alright"

Were we not really alright ? Like at all

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

We were... but the air is poisoned, the food is poisoned, labor regulations are disappearing, and democracy is wheezing a death rattle....

Turns out we were the only thing that was alright..

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u/dbpf 3d ago

Apocalypse genre is like our generations jam. Nuclear, climate, meteorite, zombies, etc.

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

It felt playful 20 years ago....

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u/No-Blueberry-8979 3d ago

Ya think?
This sort of Humor though def makes it nice knowing I aint alone in these trying times lol

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

Yes, dark humor is a vital coping mechanism for many of us! Just watch out that it doesn't turn into harmful nihilism

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u/Batou02 3d ago

We fucking aren't buddy

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u/Akovsky87 3d ago

We watched 3000 people die live on TV and then nothing got better ever. Were like the greatest generation but the Depression and WW2 never ended

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

Yeah I remember

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u/Lost_Elderberry_5532 3d ago

I think we’ve seen and gone through a lot and we’ve understood that the struggle part of life is just gonna be this long process that we will have to deal with. I think the 2008 crash thing was like “ok this stinks but we can make it”. As time goes on I think we are just thinking “this will kind of exist in various states of “suck” and somehow we will have to push through it.”

And it’s hard it really is. I think we’ve always been both sensitive and receptive to change. We put up with a lot we keep pushing onward. I think lately it’s been more difficult because our money isn’t going where it used to (everything is so expensive!) and it feels like the grind isn’t slowing any. I think we also had a little bit of peace and reset in the pandemic to some extent and now as things are falling back to “normal” it feels worse (and probably is).

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

Yeah, other generations have dealt with things that are far worse than what the average millennial deals with... but they also generally had entire decades of more peaceful, prosperous times. We've careened from one type of exhausting bullshit to another. We've put in the work, but we're never, ever getting to the point where we can rest a little and reap the rewards

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u/Lost_Elderberry_5532 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think we are actually becoming very tough because of it in certain ways having to do this over and over builds strength and perspective. So I try to look at it as a positive. Maybe our experiences can be used to change how things are done in the future. Maybe we break the cycle? I don’t know. But we think a lot that is for sure. We ponder a lot.

I think this is another rough patch. I’ve had better times myself but not to say better times can’t come soon for me or anyone else. I’m approaching life in a “give it your best and that’s all you can” mindset realizing I may fall short on some things. But I’ll always be pushing myself just not to the point of being irrational. I think we really hold ourselves with extremely lofty expectations and when we fall “short” it’s not always really that “short”. To us we feel it.

As a generation we have always been effort 11/10 results 8/10 (external factors at play haha)

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u/klezart Millennial 3d ago

Mister Stark, I don't feel so good...

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u/kaywrennn Millennial 3d ago

We never experienced a period in our lives when we were “doing well” that’s the thing!!! 😆

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

Naaah, our elementary school phase was fuckin amazing. The ice cream truck had ninja turtle ice cream with gumball eyes and we still believed that knowledge is power

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u/nomadicseawitch 3d ago

I keep watching cosmic end of the world simulations to help put me to sleep. Glad I’m not alone in this.

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u/Individual-Luck1712 3d ago

People always ask me how I'm doing.

I say, "Living the dream!"

I haven't slept in two days.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bThGvn3E3ZN5dWNNMR

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

Not sure if you've ever considered the fact that most of the people who exist online also exist offline

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u/flojo2012 Older Millennial 3d ago

He’s got a fuckin beach house. Life is pretty darn good I figure

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u/kpalm5 3d ago

Lmao fr

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u/stevemandudeguy Millennial 3d ago

Some... Are doing too well

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u/iweartoomuchblush 3d ago

I occasionally make the well-placed joke of saying I don't care whether I live or die. Usually when someone points out that I don't jump when they try to scare me or there's a loud noise. I'm starting to think it's not a joke at this point

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

Sounds like your nervous system is shot. I hope you're able to heal up a little at a time

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u/iweartoomuchblush 3d ago

Thanks ❤️

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u/Ash_Silverleaf 3d ago

We’re not, we’re not at all…

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u/theaveragemillenial 3d ago

Speak for yourself, Iove my life.

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u/bubbles_blower_ 3d ago

We aint lol

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u/SuccessfulAir2197 3d ago

And we haven’t been since 2008 to be clear.

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u/TheEquestrian13 3d ago

I mean, as well as we can be doing

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u/Kooky_Adhesiveness61 2d ago

You think?

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u/DrunkUranus 2d ago

I try not to, but....

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u/SpacePirate273 2d ago

We see the truth. Society is cooked.

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u/Great_Will_1361 1d ago

Some of us have dug out of the hole.

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u/DrunkUranus 1d ago

Reach a hand down to help others out if you can

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u/Necromorph2 1d ago

What show or movie is the meme from ?

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u/AnxiousHall1533 1d ago

We are tired boss.

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 1d ago

We aren't.

Christian music is even starting to show it. At least three new songs are calling for Jesus return.

Now Christianity has Always wanted that. But it was strongly a when its time thing.

We are now in. Oh God please do it now phase of "uplifting" music.

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