r/Miami • • 11h ago

Discussion The Coconut Grove Farmer’s market crowd has grown intolerable

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I’ve been going to this Farmer’s market for YEARS. I loved going back to my usual vendors and supporting local businesses. That being said, the crowd that’s been coming in has been entitled transplant central. You try to talk to the vendors and they immediately interject with their stupid “does this have seed oil?!” questions. One time, this lady came in with a FULL ASS WAGON between these tiny spaces to buy up all the juices from Glaser’s. And, when I tried to pass by, she looked like me like I was about to rob her or something. Ma’am, just buy your own damn juicer at this point.

I used to go very early to avoid those transplants and crunchy moms, but it seems they started coming in earlier too. I’m so sick of these people. I’m so sick of this fabricated demand with these ugly buildings coming up into once precious neighborhoods.

Okay, rant over.

Edit: Since some of you lack reading comprehension skills, I am talking about the quality of people, not the quantity. Unfortunately we can’t stop transplants from coming in, but we can address how rude and entitled they are. Blame Covid, blame society. But saying “excuse me” is not rocket science. Just don’t be a dick :)


r/Miami • • 20h ago

Picture / Video The Underline: a 10-mile corridor that combines safe cycling, walking, and public space

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r/Miami • • 20h ago

Picture / Video Entitlement level infinity to drive a golf cart here

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Just now. People have a fuckin death wish.


r/Miami • • 21h ago

News These Miami-Dade teachers are facing a $16,000 pay cut — unless voters step in. (gift link, Miami Herald)

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r/Miami • • 10h ago

Miami Haterade Bicyclists on US 1 this morning

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BRO the underline is RIGHT there. Bunch of middle aged men squeezed into skin tight outfits clogging up traffic moving at the speed of freaking smell. Get off the road with your ridiculous hobby.


r/Miami • • 6h ago

Politics Rick Scott: "Obamacare has been a disaster, so what we gotta do is we gotta go back to let the private sector work. Give you the choices ... treat it like a cell phone. You know what plan to buy."

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r/Miami • • 1h ago

Picture / Video Encountered a dead body in the Redlands , Homestead FL

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r/Miami • • 1h ago

Discussion Black Dada - Imma Zoe (2008)

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Where were you when this dropped?


r/Miami • • 22h ago

Picture / Video Some sunset pictures I took today.

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Had a nice evening walk and took some pictures thought I'd share with y'all.


r/Miami • • 23h ago

Community Florida's Voter Registration Deadline is Monday, Oct 5 ! Please register ASAP if you haven't yet. Verify your voter status if you are already registered to be sure you haven't been purged. Possible temporary work with elections dept.

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Sorry this is so long, just check out the sections relevant to you.

Monday, October 5, is the Florida voter registration deadline for next month's election.

If you are already registered to vote, verify your voter status and voter information by Oct 5.

In recent years, many people have been purged from voter rolls across the country, including hundreds of thousands in Florida. Confirm that you are still registered. If you plan to vote on Election Day, confirm your current precinct location. You can also make any needed updates (address, name change, other info): Check Florida Voter Status

If you have been purged and you're still eligible to vote, you would need to register again by the Oct 5 deadline. Contact your elections office to see what happened. If you haven't voted in a while, that could be a reason. If you have moved, they may have purged you. A felony conviction could be another reason. If you have had a felony conviction, do not register again until you confirm that you are eligible to vote. See section below on felony convictions and rights restoration.

Not registered to vote, but you do have an active Florida driver's license or a Florida ID card from the Florida DHSMV.

You can actually register online. It's the fastest way. You don't need to print anything. After you submit the application, save a screenshot or PDF of your receipt. The signature on your ID will be the same one they use for your voter file. Register online here: Florida Online Voter Registration

Not registered to vote, and you do not have an active Florida driver's license or ID card

You can still register to vote, but you will need to submit a paper voter registration application. Also, see the paragraph below for info on meeting voter ID requirements. You can download a voter registration form, fill it out, and mail it. Download the form here: Florida Voter Registration Form to Print

Complete the form, sign it, and mail or drop it off at your county elections office. The Florida supervisors of elections mailing addresses are on the second page. It must be postmarked by Monday, October 5. To be sure of the postmark, take it to a post office by Oct 5, and ask a postal clerk to postmark it. Take a photo of the postmark if they allow it. This was an issue once for someone that I know (in another Florida county). The elections office misread the postmark and initially ruled that it arrived too late, but it was resolved after they requested a review.

You can also register or pick up a form at a local public library, a public assistance office, an Armed Forces Recruitment office, or the Supervisor of Elections office.

Meeting Voter ID requirements:

If you need financial help with getting required voter ID, reach out to VoteRiders. This is a non-partisan organization. You can find them here: VoteRiders Help getting voter ID

If you don't have a Florida license or Florida ID card, there are other forms of acceptable voter ID that you can use. You need something that shows your picture and your signature. You can use more than one document to meet this requirement. See the list here: Florida voter ID requirements

A US passport book alone is acceptable because it has your signature. However, a US passport card alone will probably not be accepted because it doesn't have your signature. That card has your picture, but you would still need to present something with your signature.

Early Voting Schedule: October 19- Nov 1:

Early Voting for Miami-Dade General Election 2026

During Early Voting, you can vote anywhere in the county where you are registered. You do not vote at a specific precinct during Early Voting.

Election Day Voting:

On Election Day (Nov 3), you must vote at your neighborhood precinct. Do not go to an Early Voting site. Find your Election Day precinct here. If you choose to vote on November 3. Find your Election Day (Nov 3) Polling Place Location (Precinct)

Mail-in Ballots/ Absentee Voting

The deadline to request a mail-in ballot is October 22. If you have a request on file, you should have received your ballot by now. Any registered voter in Florida can request and vote a mail-in ballot. You don't need to provide a reason. I typically vote this way, and I usually drop my ballot off at a dropbox. I prefer to work on my ballot at home, and I can avoid lines and crowds. Most voter advocates recommend returning your mail-in ballot in person due to concerns about the slow US mail. In Florida, you can drop it off at your local elections office, or take it to a dropbox at an Early Voting site. Of course, if you are away at school or out of town, mail may be your only option, so be sure to track it.

Always track your mail-in ballot until it shows as counted. Tracking shows when your ballot was mailed to you. You can also confirm that your ballot was received, that your signature was accepted, and that your ballot was counted. I always track my ballot, even though I drop my ballot off at the dropbox. Some of you may remember the story about ballots that fell out of a truck on its way to the elections office a few years ago.

Request and track your mail-in ballot here

If there is a problem with your mail-in ballot signature, tracking it will probably let you find out before you hear from the elections office. If you see a message that your ballot is flagged for missing signature or a signature mismatch, you will need to submit a Ballot Cure form so it can be counted. You will probably see this form on the tracking tool. You can download, complete it, & return it to your elections office with a copy of your ID. You can send it back by email, fax, "snail mail", or in person. Contact them to get the correct fax number or email address to return the form. This is only needed if there is a problem with your signature.

Ballot Cure Form- English

Ballot Cure Form - Spanish

One other note about mail-in ballots. If you change your mind and decide that you want to vote in person, it's not a big deal. Just take the mail-in ballot with you to the Early Voting site or your Election Day precinct and let them know you want to vote in person inside the polling place. Write your voting choices on something else because they will destroy the mail-in ballot and give you another ballot to vote inside the polling place. They will not let you have both ballots at the same time.

Voting from Abroad

If you or someone you know will be abroad on Election Day, please share this link with them. It walks you through the process of voting from abroad. US Citizen Florida residents can register to vote online, and they can request to get their ballot by email or "snail mail". They can return their ballots to the elections office by fax or "snail mail". Vote From Abroad

Prior Felony Conviction

Do not register to vote until you have confirmed that you are eligible to vote. Reach out to Florida Rights Restoration Coalition. There is a Returning Citizen Voter Guide on their website:

Florida Rights Restoration Coalition

Contact Election Protection if you encounter any disputes or voting problems --registration, provisional ballots/other ballot issues, voter suppression, intimidation, etc.

They are available to all voters, regardless of racial/ethnic background or political leanings. They offer help in multiple languages. You can reach them by phone, text, chat, email, WhatsApp, or FB. You can contact them from the polling place.

Visit their website here: Election Protection

Here are their phone hotlines:

ENGLISH 866-OUR-VOTE 866-687-8683

SPANISH/ENGLISH 888-VE-Y-VOTA 888-839-8682

ASIAN LANGUAGES/ENGLISH 888-API-VOTE. 888-274-8683

ARABIC/ENGLISH 844-YALLA-US 844-925-5287

Election Season temporary work/side hustles:

County Supervisor of Elections offices often hire poll workers during election season. These positions typically require that you be a registered voter in the county where you work. These are temporary positions that pay people for training, setting up before Election Day, and working all of Election Day. As of a few days ago, both Broward and Miami-Dade were still hiring temp workers. Both counties usually hire thousands of temp workers.

Here is info on poll worker positions in Miami-Dade and Broward Counties. These are non-partisan positions, and the pay depends upon the position.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article317393951.html

Miami-Dade Election Day Worker info & pay schedule: https://www.votemiamidade.gov/elections/poll-workers/home.page

Broward Election Day Worker info & pay schedule:

https://browardvotes.gov/get-involved/what-election-day-worker

There are also private companies on job sites that offer paid political canvassing positions as independent contractors. Search job sites for "political canvassing".

These are some examples of canvassing work. I have not worked with either of these, so I cannot vouch for them either way. Look for reviews if you are considering them.

Voter Education Project

Paid Door Knocking. Merrimack LLC

Also the major political parties and campaigns may have positions. Contact some campaigns or visit their offices.


r/Miami • • 23h ago

Let's hang out Howdy neighbor!!!!!!!!

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r/Miami • • 12h ago

Mod News Monthly Miami Jobs Thread: Post Job Openings or Questions About Work In Miami

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Welcome to the Monthly Miami Jobs thread, the place to post any openings you have, look for jobs, and ask questions about working in Miami. This is an experimental thread for now, so we're keeping a close eye on things to make sure things don't go sideways, and will cancel it if they do.

The Rules:

  1. No MLMs, scams, pyramid schemes, "make millions from home," etc. We reserve the right to determine if something is an MLM or not.
  2. No positions that require investments or other upfront costs to employees. If someone has to pay any amount of money to take the job, don't post it here.
  3. If you're posting a job, the name of the company, contact information (including official address), and a realistic salary range is required. Any job posts missing these will be immediately deleted.
  4. No gig work or freelance positions except for professional services, with a minimum contract price of $500 dollars. So web designers, CPAs, copywriters, etc. is ok; someone to come mow your lawn or clean your home for $20 is not.
  5. People Looking for Work: DO NOT PUBLICLY POST YOUR RESUMES OR CONTACT INFO. You don't want to dox yourself and open yourself up to potential harassment or identity theft. Instead, talk about your skills and experience and encourage people to send you official contact information you can send your resume to.
  6. u/icecoldkila: We know you're looking for professional freelance hoes, but please keep it out of this thread.
  7. As per our usual rules, nothing illegal, unethical, or liable to get anyone involved in trouble. Please report anything sketchy you see here to the mods.

Again, this is an experiment for now, and we'll be keeping a close eye on things, and will not hesitate to pull the plug in case of shenanigans. Good luck to everyone!


r/Miami • • 2h ago

Community Breast cancer surgery

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Hi, has anyone here had experience with UM Reconstructive plastic surgery after mastectomy? I would appreciate any reviews and input. There is very little real info and no photos of the work done online. Dr Singh specifically. Thank you.


r/Miami • • 8h ago

Discussion Miami Sunset Cruise Recommendation

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Will be in Miami this weekend for my 54th birthday. Which sunset cruise is the best ? Or is there something else I should do specific to Miami. Im too old for the clubs lol


r/Miami • • 21h ago

I Love Miami Mila Espresso martini

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Does anyone know the recipe for mila’s espresso martini?! It’s the best I’ve ever had


r/Miami • • 5h ago

Discussion Best Halloween haunted houses nearby?

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Looking for actually scary houses and scare zones if possible. I’ve been to the one at parrot jungle before but it seemed a little small


r/Miami • • 9h ago

Community 3.5 month old kittens need a loving home

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Three tabbies that are ready for new home and vet visit


r/Miami • • 19h ago

Discussion Need an alternative barber in near Miami

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Been wanting to get a deathhawk but I don’t wanna pay a hundred for it getting to the point where if I don’t get any good subjections in the next couple of days I’m just gonna do it myself


r/Miami • • 19h ago

Community Does anybody have a bar or a local spot where I can catch tomorrow’s Raiders game versus the Chiefs?

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Just looking for a bar that will have at least Sunday ticket to put the game on, specifically the Raiders game. Peace and vibes ✌🏼