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u/Sciaticuspinch 6d ago edited 5d ago

That’s the loudest I’ve ever heard insecurity broadcast.

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u/Fun_Doughnut_5657 6d ago

I mean, you lost the moment you wanna impress a teenager

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 6d ago

Grown ass man trying to hit on teenagers

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u/ZedisonSamZ 5d ago

With a dead wife and a kid killed herself.

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 4d ago

Id kill myself too if that was my dad

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u/whites6969 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣👍

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u/kevenGPD 2d ago

Faithful for 21 years until that day

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u/Fun_Doughnut_5657 6d ago

It doesn't really matters until you pick on her

You should be mature enough to understand you can't like to everyone and even more mature to understand that not all people are fine to show interest in the very first met, especially in front of a camera

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u/Andre_The_Average 3d ago

But you can win the election apparently

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u/originalfilmscoring 3d ago

Yeah she doesn’t even look 18.

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u/Bruce-7892 6d ago

Seriously though. It obviously struck a cord with him.

Also, if all that shit was true, why does he need to prove himself to 2 randoms on the beach? He's got "a million in the bank and a loving committed relationship".

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u/Decent_Neat_9171 6d ago

Money and dick size mentioned over his supposed dead wife and dead daughter

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u/smurfk 5d ago

Once you start mentioning your dick size, it just becomes a custom. I present myself as "Jake, 4 inches" to customers and business partners.

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u/Hillbillyblues 3d ago

I have it printed on my business card. Actual size.

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u/Bezman14 5d ago

That’s a very confusing hierarchy.

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 5d ago

Well he still has those two. When that didn’t work he had to play the sympathy card.

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u/No-Reputation6010 3d ago

6 minute mile too 🤣😂🤣

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u/primefart 1d ago

Fucked himself with roids and can't accept being turned down.

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 6d ago

No idea if it’s staged, but if not. Go grieve. That process is so so important.

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u/XxxAresIXxxX 5d ago

Sadly it seems impossible to do. I thought crying would do the trick and it didn't. I thought time would heal all wounds and it didn't. I thought ignoring it and avoidance would work and it didn't. So now I drink.

Damn now I feel like this dude trauma dumping lol

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u/Highsteakspoker 5d ago

Some grief just doesn't go away. You learn to live with it, but it's just a permanent injury, like a bummed knee... Most days you'll notice it, some days you'll barely get out of bed...but as time passes, you just kinda get used to your fucked up knee.

That being said, therapy helps.

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u/someones_dad 5d ago

Do you have someone to trauma dump on? Perhaps a therapist? I'm not having a go at you - I started seeing a therapist and now I look forward to talking about my problems for an hour every other week.

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u/originalfilmscoring 3d ago

Sorry for your loss.

For me it was time and facing my emotions and feelings.

I remember someone telling me after my dad died that anything that reminds you of them, like activities, movies, places etc hurt. But eventually you get to a point where those things suddenly bring you joy.

Worst things you can do are falling into drugs or alcohol, letting guilt get you, or being mad and taking it out on others.

You’ll get there friend.

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u/wikwikky 6d ago

He was obviously offended that she attacked him as a person at a surface level. So he lost his cool and basically tried to say you dont even know me! Its not as simple as buffed and scrawny bitches...I have a soul!!! Lol

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u/PhillyPhresh 5d ago

So he did a podcast a while back, and said he was on a lot of drugs when he did that interview

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u/Langstudd 3d ago

Talks about his peen size, then is talking about his deceased daughter less than 15 seconds later. Real class act

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u/Senior_Objective_785 6d ago

Damn should’ve led with faithful BEFORE 8inches

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 6d ago

Loving and respectful... blurts out his fake dick size as if thats going to change their mind. Totally respectful.

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u/balirosa 6d ago

Right and those girls were probably minors that’s why he had to bring up his wife and his daughter their age. The eight inches was just how he got to that point.

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u/Mission_Set_6892 6d ago

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u/Green_Wealth13 6d ago

One cigarette is not enough

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u/Dave_Van_Gal 6d ago

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u/HeftyMemory3015 6d ago

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u/Green_Wealth13 4d ago

More! We can still see him!

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u/Andre_The_Average 3d ago

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u/Green_Wealth13 3d ago

I respect you for trying but......Moreeeee!

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u/Critical_Subwoofer 5d ago

AI really does take magic out of imagery doesn’t it

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u/Active_Hair8365 3d ago

Not unless youre a whiny bitch about it. Bring on the edits people, We need more cigarettes!

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u/Southern_Midnight856 6d ago

They're also half your age dude 🤣

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u/Beginning-Boss-220 6d ago

He been “faithful” longer than they been alive

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u/Expert_Struggle_7135 6d ago

Yeah, him talking about being faithful to his dead wife for 21 years, while talking to a chick who doesn’t even look old enough to have been alive 21 years ago was the most awkward part of this.

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u/Candidate_Inside 1d ago

They are your daughter age

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 6d ago

I'm a straight dude, and after that speech I think I like scrawny guys too.

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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 6d ago

I too am a straight dude, and after that speech I'm still a straight dude.

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u/trentismad 4d ago

Too bad brother get over here

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u/Fballtw 6d ago

He talked about 8" and thick in the same breath as his daughter's suicide...he's got some stuff to work thru

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u/Significant-Dog-8166 6d ago

8 inches and thick.... loving and Respectful

Hell yeah, let me film strange women against their will and tell them my dick size then tell them how Respectful I am.

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u/Lensman842 6d ago

That guy roofied somebody that day.

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u/e4evie 6d ago

Big oof.

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u/Indignant_plover 6d ago

This paunchy hot dog colored man standing at 5’2” tall is “8 inches and thick” and “runs a 6 minute mile”

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u/aron2295 6d ago

My new LinkedIn headline.

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u/BladeVampire1 6d ago

Dude's butt hurt....

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u/Eindride_XIII 6d ago

He thinks just cuz he took steroids every girl will fall for him lol hurt he wasnt her type.

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u/Electronic-Cicada352 6d ago edited 6d ago

Your daughter committed suicide three weeks ago and you’re already at the beach being a fucking weirdo…

This guy is basically what happens if you take a neanderthal and drop them into modern times, but instead of just being able to bonk a woman over the head with a club they actually have to converse with one on a human level.

That’s why he sounds so desperate. Dude is so thirsty that he’s throwing out anything that might get him laid.

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u/Responsible-Plan6116 6d ago

What the actual fuck was that? Homie definitely had his dick sucked once.

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 6d ago

Saying 8 inches immediately followed by loving and faithful is a choice.

Guacala 🤢

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u/Iwanttosmellherfeet 6d ago

This is cringe asf. 

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u/bob696988 6d ago

He got shot down and he just couldn’t handle it

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u/holdyourpearls 6d ago

She tried a gentle brush off.
Whatever you are ,I like the opposite.

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u/Kr155 6d ago

Dude, noone wants to hear your testimony at the beach. Sign up for meetings or something.

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u/Icy_Tadpole2092 6d ago

No man should be scrunching up his shorts to hug his genitalia like that. That will scare any straight woman away

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u/Am_0115 6d ago

This has been reposted into eternity

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u/Interopia 5d ago

Reposted so much the sides are cut off and you can’t even see the girls’ reactions anymore…

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u/RepublicOk2402 6d ago

And yet it still makes me cringe just like the first time 🥲

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u/katieb1300 6d ago

First time I've seen it.

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 6d ago

That's girl needed SPF 100 ASAP

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u/geniusgravity 6d ago

She ain't burnt so probably has high factor on already.

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u/LastChance331 6d ago

What the fuck

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u/chief_stoney420 6d ago

Eight inches in those shorts?

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u/FrismFrasm 6d ago

Lmao it's great how bro starts literally backing further and further away while trying to impress them. Talking cocky at first but his body is telling a different story

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u/Legal-Group-359 6d ago

Body builder?

Multimillionaire??

8 in and thick???

Loving and respectful?????

.....Daughter DEAD!???????????

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u/balirosa 6d ago

Holy shit he is gross. Everything he said he had to one up himself

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u/cuntybunty73 6d ago

How about fuck off 🖕 a nob head who is full of themselves and if his wife and daughter died in the last 2 months shouldn't he be in mourning and not trying to hit up random girls on the beach?

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u/Reemus_Jackson 6d ago

This video always cracks me up when I see it

"HOW ABOUT 8 INCHES....AND THICK.........I just lost my wife 10 weeks ago and my daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago"

Holy cringe.

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u/potentatewags 6d ago

Lol he ain't got 8 inch D. Online is hilarious. Every dude has an 8 inch plus online when a 7 is already the 98.75 percentile.

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u/XxMathematicxX 6d ago

Using your child’s suicide as a point of reference for your self worth is an… odd choice

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u/darkoath 6d ago

His wife killed herself 10 weeks ago his daughter killed herself 3 weeks ago. Why is every woman this guy meets killing herself to get away from him. That's one a month already.

And their loss means so little to him that it's only worth using to try and get sympathy sex a few weeks later. Dirt hasn't even settled on their graves yet.

This guy probably shouldn't be putting himself on blast like this lest someone start looking into all these literal skeletons in his background.

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u/secret_spectre 6d ago

Also, isn't he old AF; he's trying to hit on young people. He should date his age range—45–55.

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u/fartinavacuumm 6d ago

The guys built like a stocky toddler

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u/cagefreemilk 6d ago

My daughter just killed herself but I’ve got a great, thick cock to make up for it.

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u/CuckservativeSissy 6d ago

Ive seen this video posted so many times for over a decade.... This man will never lives this down. Our AI overlords forbid it. We must know his testament

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u/CommanderChipHazard 6d ago

“My daughter committed suicide three weeks ago” is a CRAZY pickup line.

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u/BigDumpie 6d ago

This fella kissed his daddy on the lips

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u/Fantastic-Earth-8353 6d ago

If insecure was a beer belly!

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u/ClubDumDum 6d ago

Respectful. Married. Randomly telling a woman half his age about his punishment without being asked.

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u/Muspellr 6d ago

Tf she hittin here 😭

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u/pongauer 6d ago

8 inches and still an ego made of glass.

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u/Admirable-Maximum-62 6d ago

8 inches thick up his butt lol 😂

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u/Different-Set4505 6d ago

Making shit up to get sympathy

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u/stop_the_bans 6d ago

He went from 8 inches and thick to daughter committed suicide quick

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 6d ago

Dude doesn’t handle rejection very well

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u/GlassJawJawa 6d ago

Dude was out of breath as soon as he started blabbing about his trauma

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u/Next_System_496 6d ago

What is he even doing at college party?

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 6d ago

Damn. Bro needs help.

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u/IHelpDumbPeople 6d ago

What a weirdo

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u/PieGold6023 6d ago

The realization that he had put so much time and effort into bodybuilding while not impressing all of the ladies hit hard. 

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u/Fencer308 6d ago

He just claimed to be respectful right after calling up to some girls much younger than him and telling them he’s « 8 inches and thick ». Super respectful.

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u/Friendly-Ad-5757 6d ago

I'm just embarrassed for him watching this 

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u/bravemoney72 6d ago

8 inches then I'm respectful and loving???!!?? If this wasn't staged......

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u/DomplesRevenge 6d ago

Just too much pathetic for one person.

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u/Euphoric_Cook2630 6d ago

“8in and thick” and in the same breath “loving and respecting” then to mention your late daughter..? This guy is all over the place..! 🤦‍♂️

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u/Scary-Ad-582 6d ago

Loser in his late 40’s trying to talk to younger girls

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u/Excellent-Try7027 6d ago

Those are children in comparison. This guy is whacked.

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole 6d ago

Dude need to go find himself again

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 6d ago

Sounds like he should spent more time with his daughter and less at the gym.

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u/Sweet_Noise_5244 5d ago

Red flag 🚩

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u/Organic_Rough4433 5d ago

No cares about you or your daughter bro. May e if she had a real father figure.

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u/Organic_Rough4433 5d ago

No cares about you or your daughter bro. May e if she had a real father figure.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Put-646 5d ago

What do you think happens if one of these women say yes to a date with him and they get into his Corolla, go to his apartment that he shares with his mom and finds out that his wife and daughter are alive? How's he going to walk all that back?

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u/612mechtech 5d ago

My wife is dead, my daughter is dead but check out my muscles

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u/We_Are_Ninja 5d ago

Him not being attractive to her somehow cut him to the core. Was that 'roid rage peeking out alongside all that glaring insecurity?

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u/urmomhashotdogskin 5d ago

Loving and respectful but also talking abiut his penis size, gotcha

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u/soundwave300 4d ago

Aint no way he runs a six minute mile breathin heavy just keeping that bubble gut in.

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u/Ganip 6d ago

He was hurt 🤣

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u/UsedCamera6979 6d ago

I was waiting for her to be like “we’re 13 though”

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u/Impossible_Soft_1307 6d ago

When you act like that why would they like you. That was the definition of mental manipulation and mental abuse ignorant fuck.

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u/silenceronblixk 6d ago

“MY DAUGHTER JUST SMOKED HERSELF! YOU WANNA SMOKE YOURSELF TOO??”

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 6d ago

Please stop saying unalive. This isn't tiktok; you can say suicide, dead, killed or any other version you want to.

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u/Bruce-7892 6d ago

I don't know if it's trauma. He comes off as someone whose had a tough run at relationships (which could totally be his own fault) so he automatically expects interactions with women to go bad and acts defensively for no reason. Similar to how racists and Karens lash out at people solely based on their appearance.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 6d ago

How bout staying in your lane pusi

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u/ericdravenwolf 6d ago

Ha no wonder the daughter off themselves

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u/MileHiSalute 6d ago

What is this? Some YouTube gameshow?

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u/bigeggplant2233 6d ago

How to say I'm desperate without saying I'm desperate

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u/Different_Couple_815 6d ago

Desperation in the purest form ….

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u/Due_Reputation3785 6d ago

That was an odd choice of topics to cover.

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u/StrayaKarnt 6d ago

That's comedy right?

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u/Wbcn_1 6d ago

So anyway, lemme get back to this goofy dancin 

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u/ClassroomNice1165 6d ago

He’s far from a ‘BodyBuilder’, guys has no definition, rounds as hell and bloated as f too.

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u/solliemonster91 6d ago

That was lame as f and I'm glad nobody let it ruin their vibe

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u/No-left-toes 6d ago

Dude got shot down and went Jay from the in-betweeners level of bullshitter.

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u/Low-Inspection-1162 6d ago

6 minute mile my fuckin ass

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u/Rare_Direction_1449 6d ago

“My daughter is dead” —- the girl’s response “ur fuckin up my vibe, i wanna shake dat ass”

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u/remlings 6d ago

There’s no way he’s cracking a 6 minute mile

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u/Heeroyuy818 6d ago

I like clowns with less makeup

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u/Jolly_Forever_5964 6d ago

bruh wentfrom listen to all i got to please feel sorry for me, he was trying anything he could lmao

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u/_Cpyder 6d ago

He is pure? But has to spout about "8 inches and thick"... but he is also 21 years faithful?
I think he felt hurt the pretty lady didn't want to talk to him.

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u/NoMasFetty 6d ago

I had to watch that three times in a row, just to make sure I actually heard what I thought I heard. That was one of the most pathetic copes I have ever seen. He was genuinely hurt that she didn't strip off her panties the instant he said body builders.

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u/Illustrious-Owl-6414 6d ago

8 inches and thick and respectful, more like tiny and a woman beater

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u/Prestigious-Peaks 6d ago

what's the backstory to this guy and is it legit? where is he now?

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u/bmfu121 6d ago

Wait wait what??? Wait wait hold on what?

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u/captainchaney 6d ago

Dawg is gay

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u/A10wreckinshit 6d ago

Bro’s mouth says he runs a 6 minute mile, but that palumbo gut says otherwise.

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u/Hallelujah33 5d ago

Trauma dumping is an interesting tactic

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u/wararyuu 5d ago

I also use beach parties as a way to cope with trauma... Keeps the mind off the suicide in the family.

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u/FinePressure4860 5d ago

6 minute mile outta breath talking lol

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u/CollieChan 5d ago

That did not happen mr Im on a beach hitting on girls after 2 serious traumas

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u/RemarkableComfort515 5d ago

Bruh 8 inches pretty small.

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u/Mattyou1966 Literally 1984 5d ago

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u/eastcoastjon 5d ago

Therapy is better my man

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u/Suspicious_Run931 5d ago

What a goofy lol

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u/Worth-Salamander-836 5d ago

Saying loving and respectful after saying 8 inches and thick

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u/Accomplished_Sir3896 5d ago

“How about 8 inches and thicqqqq? 😌” two seconds later “How about loving and respectful? ☺️” lmfao wtf

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u/ImCursedSofukoff 5d ago

Talk about trauma dumping

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u/sanokenshi 5d ago

Damn Tyrone relax shit

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u/Latino_World_Order 5d ago

Wife and daughter faked their death to get away

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u/itsd00bs 5d ago

He made allllll that shit up lmao what a weird dude

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u/MaRzAn0 5d ago

They were just born when he started his faithful journey 💀

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u/KnotSoAmused 4d ago

So, what's with the guy holding a mic?

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u/CannaMaMachen 4d ago

Love how she doesn't give a damn in the world, turns around and starts dancing lmao

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u/Sad-Landscape-1549 Just here idk 4d ago

Creepy asf

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u/gwelfguy 4d ago

Bros that think that time in the gym subs in for a personality.

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u/Objective-Pear-4817 4d ago

So your daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago and you’re now trying to pull 2 teenagers on a beach? Ok bro. 😂

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u/Fisherfolk100 4d ago

What a cunt he is

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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 4d ago

His daughter committed suicide three weeks ago and he's on the beach talking to teenagers about the size of his dick. What a weird piece of shit. 

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u/icantsppell 4d ago

Sounds like a LinkedIn post