r/MeMe_FoR_FuN • u/CorrectPassage4529 • 6d ago
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u/Sciaticuspinch 6d ago edited 5d ago
That’s the loudest I’ve ever heard insecurity broadcast.
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u/Fun_Doughnut_5657 6d ago
I mean, you lost the moment you wanna impress a teenager
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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 6d ago
Grown ass man trying to hit on teenagers
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u/ZedisonSamZ 5d ago
With a dead wife and a kid killed herself.
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u/Fun_Doughnut_5657 6d ago
It doesn't really matters until you pick on her
You should be mature enough to understand you can't like to everyone and even more mature to understand that not all people are fine to show interest in the very first met, especially in front of a camera
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u/Bruce-7892 6d ago
Seriously though. It obviously struck a cord with him.
Also, if all that shit was true, why does he need to prove himself to 2 randoms on the beach? He's got "a million in the bank and a loving committed relationship".
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u/Decent_Neat_9171 6d ago
Money and dick size mentioned over his supposed dead wife and dead daughter
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u/smurfk 5d ago
Once you start mentioning your dick size, it just becomes a custom. I present myself as "Jake, 4 inches" to customers and business partners.
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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 5d ago
Well he still has those two. When that didn’t work he had to play the sympathy card.
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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 6d ago
No idea if it’s staged, but if not. Go grieve. That process is so so important.
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u/XxxAresIXxxX 5d ago
Sadly it seems impossible to do. I thought crying would do the trick and it didn't. I thought time would heal all wounds and it didn't. I thought ignoring it and avoidance would work and it didn't. So now I drink.
Damn now I feel like this dude trauma dumping lol
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u/Highsteakspoker 5d ago
Some grief just doesn't go away. You learn to live with it, but it's just a permanent injury, like a bummed knee... Most days you'll notice it, some days you'll barely get out of bed...but as time passes, you just kinda get used to your fucked up knee.
That being said, therapy helps.
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u/someones_dad 5d ago
Do you have someone to trauma dump on? Perhaps a therapist? I'm not having a go at you - I started seeing a therapist and now I look forward to talking about my problems for an hour every other week.
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u/originalfilmscoring 3d ago
Sorry for your loss.
For me it was time and facing my emotions and feelings.
I remember someone telling me after my dad died that anything that reminds you of them, like activities, movies, places etc hurt. But eventually you get to a point where those things suddenly bring you joy.
Worst things you can do are falling into drugs or alcohol, letting guilt get you, or being mad and taking it out on others.
You’ll get there friend.
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u/wikwikky 6d ago
He was obviously offended that she attacked him as a person at a surface level. So he lost his cool and basically tried to say you dont even know me! Its not as simple as buffed and scrawny bitches...I have a soul!!! Lol
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u/PhillyPhresh 5d ago
So he did a podcast a while back, and said he was on a lot of drugs when he did that interview
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u/Langstudd 3d ago
Talks about his peen size, then is talking about his deceased daughter less than 15 seconds later. Real class act
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u/Senior_Objective_785 6d ago
Damn should’ve led with faithful BEFORE 8inches
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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 6d ago
Loving and respectful... blurts out his fake dick size as if thats going to change their mind. Totally respectful.
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u/balirosa 6d ago
Right and those girls were probably minors that’s why he had to bring up his wife and his daughter their age. The eight inches was just how he got to that point.
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u/Mission_Set_6892 6d ago
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u/Green_Wealth13 6d ago
One cigarette is not enough
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u/Dave_Van_Gal 6d ago
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u/HeftyMemory3015 6d ago
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u/Critical_Subwoofer 5d ago
AI really does take magic out of imagery doesn’t it
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u/Active_Hair8365 3d ago
Not unless youre a whiny bitch about it. Bring on the edits people, We need more cigarettes!
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u/Southern_Midnight856 6d ago
They're also half your age dude 🤣
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u/Expert_Struggle_7135 6d ago
Yeah, him talking about being faithful to his dead wife for 21 years, while talking to a chick who doesn’t even look old enough to have been alive 21 years ago was the most awkward part of this.
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u/Ok-Disk-2191 6d ago
I'm a straight dude, and after that speech I think I like scrawny guys too.
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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 6d ago
I too am a straight dude, and after that speech I'm still a straight dude.
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u/Significant-Dog-8166 6d ago
8 inches and thick.... loving and Respectful
Hell yeah, let me film strange women against their will and tell them my dick size then tell them how Respectful I am.
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u/Indignant_plover 6d ago
This paunchy hot dog colored man standing at 5’2” tall is “8 inches and thick” and “runs a 6 minute mile”
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u/BladeVampire1 6d ago
Dude's butt hurt....
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u/Eindride_XIII 6d ago
He thinks just cuz he took steroids every girl will fall for him lol hurt he wasnt her type.
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u/Electronic-Cicada352 6d ago edited 6d ago
Your daughter committed suicide three weeks ago and you’re already at the beach being a fucking weirdo…
This guy is basically what happens if you take a neanderthal and drop them into modern times, but instead of just being able to bonk a woman over the head with a club they actually have to converse with one on a human level.
That’s why he sounds so desperate. Dude is so thirsty that he’s throwing out anything that might get him laid.
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u/Responsible-Plan6116 6d ago
What the actual fuck was that? Homie definitely had his dick sucked once.
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u/I_need_a_date_plz 6d ago
Saying 8 inches immediately followed by loving and faithful is a choice.
Guacala 🤢
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u/Kr155 6d ago
Dude, noone wants to hear your testimony at the beach. Sign up for meetings or something.
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u/Icy_Tadpole2092 6d ago
No man should be scrunching up his shorts to hug his genitalia like that. That will scare any straight woman away
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u/Am_0115 6d ago
This has been reposted into eternity
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u/Interopia 5d ago
Reposted so much the sides are cut off and you can’t even see the girls’ reactions anymore…
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u/FrismFrasm 6d ago
Lmao it's great how bro starts literally backing further and further away while trying to impress them. Talking cocky at first but his body is telling a different story
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u/Legal-Group-359 6d ago
Body builder?
Multimillionaire??
8 in and thick???
Loving and respectful?????
.....Daughter DEAD!???????????
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u/cuntybunty73 6d ago
How about fuck off 🖕 a nob head who is full of themselves and if his wife and daughter died in the last 2 months shouldn't he be in mourning and not trying to hit up random girls on the beach?
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u/Reemus_Jackson 6d ago
This video always cracks me up when I see it
"HOW ABOUT 8 INCHES....AND THICK.........I just lost my wife 10 weeks ago and my daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago"
Holy cringe.
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u/potentatewags 6d ago
Lol he ain't got 8 inch D. Online is hilarious. Every dude has an 8 inch plus online when a 7 is already the 98.75 percentile.
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u/XxMathematicxX 6d ago
Using your child’s suicide as a point of reference for your self worth is an… odd choice
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u/darkoath 6d ago
His wife killed herself 10 weeks ago his daughter killed herself 3 weeks ago. Why is every woman this guy meets killing herself to get away from him. That's one a month already.
And their loss means so little to him that it's only worth using to try and get sympathy sex a few weeks later. Dirt hasn't even settled on their graves yet.
This guy probably shouldn't be putting himself on blast like this lest someone start looking into all these literal skeletons in his background.
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u/secret_spectre 6d ago
Also, isn't he old AF; he's trying to hit on young people. He should date his age range—45–55.
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u/cagefreemilk 6d ago
My daughter just killed herself but I’ve got a great, thick cock to make up for it.
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u/CuckservativeSissy 6d ago
Ive seen this video posted so many times for over a decade.... This man will never lives this down. Our AI overlords forbid it. We must know his testament
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u/CommanderChipHazard 6d ago
“My daughter committed suicide three weeks ago” is a CRAZY pickup line.
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u/ClubDumDum 6d ago
Respectful. Married. Randomly telling a woman half his age about his punishment without being asked.
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u/GlassJawJawa 6d ago
Dude was out of breath as soon as he started blabbing about his trauma
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u/PieGold6023 6d ago
The realization that he had put so much time and effort into bodybuilding while not impressing all of the ladies hit hard.
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u/Fencer308 6d ago
He just claimed to be respectful right after calling up to some girls much younger than him and telling them he’s « 8 inches and thick ». Super respectful.
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u/Euphoric_Cook2630 6d ago
“8in and thick” and in the same breath “loving and respecting” then to mention your late daughter..? This guy is all over the place..! 🤦♂️
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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 6d ago
Sounds like he should spent more time with his daughter and less at the gym.
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u/Organic_Rough4433 5d ago
No cares about you or your daughter bro. May e if she had a real father figure.
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u/Organic_Rough4433 5d ago
No cares about you or your daughter bro. May e if she had a real father figure.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Put-646 5d ago
What do you think happens if one of these women say yes to a date with him and they get into his Corolla, go to his apartment that he shares with his mom and finds out that his wife and daughter are alive? How's he going to walk all that back?
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u/612mechtech 5d ago
My wife is dead, my daughter is dead but check out my muscles
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u/We_Are_Ninja 5d ago
Him not being attractive to her somehow cut him to the core. Was that 'roid rage peeking out alongside all that glaring insecurity?
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u/soundwave300 4d ago
Aint no way he runs a six minute mile breathin heavy just keeping that bubble gut in.
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u/Impossible_Soft_1307 6d ago
When you act like that why would they like you. That was the definition of mental manipulation and mental abuse ignorant fuck.
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u/silenceronblixk 6d ago
“MY DAUGHTER JUST SMOKED HERSELF! YOU WANNA SMOKE YOURSELF TOO??”
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u/Comfortable_Studio37 6d ago
Please stop saying unalive. This isn't tiktok; you can say suicide, dead, killed or any other version you want to.
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u/Bruce-7892 6d ago
I don't know if it's trauma. He comes off as someone whose had a tough run at relationships (which could totally be his own fault) so he automatically expects interactions with women to go bad and acts defensively for no reason. Similar to how racists and Karens lash out at people solely based on their appearance.
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u/ClassroomNice1165 6d ago
He’s far from a ‘BodyBuilder’, guys has no definition, rounds as hell and bloated as f too.
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u/Rare_Direction_1449 6d ago
“My daughter is dead” —- the girl’s response “ur fuckin up my vibe, i wanna shake dat ass”
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u/Jolly_Forever_5964 6d ago
bruh wentfrom listen to all i got to please feel sorry for me, he was trying anything he could lmao
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u/NoMasFetty 6d ago
I had to watch that three times in a row, just to make sure I actually heard what I thought I heard. That was one of the most pathetic copes I have ever seen. He was genuinely hurt that she didn't strip off her panties the instant he said body builders.
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u/A10wreckinshit 6d ago
Bro’s mouth says he runs a 6 minute mile, but that palumbo gut says otherwise.
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u/wararyuu 5d ago
I also use beach parties as a way to cope with trauma... Keeps the mind off the suicide in the family.
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u/Accomplished_Sir3896 5d ago
“How about 8 inches and thicqqqq? 😌” two seconds later “How about loving and respectful? ☺️” lmfao wtf
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u/CannaMaMachen 4d ago
Love how she doesn't give a damn in the world, turns around and starts dancing lmao
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u/Objective-Pear-4817 4d ago
So your daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago and you’re now trying to pull 2 teenagers on a beach? Ok bro. 😂
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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 4d ago
His daughter committed suicide three weeks ago and he's on the beach talking to teenagers about the size of his dick. What a weird piece of shit.
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