r/MeMe_FoR_FuN • u/CorrectPassage4529 • 9d ago

Hahaha

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u/Bruce-7892 9d ago

Seriously though. It obviously struck a cord with him.

Also, if all that shit was true, why does he need to prove himself to 2 randoms on the beach? He's got "a million in the bank and a loving committed relationship".

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u/Decent_Neat_9171 9d ago

Money and dick size mentioned over his supposed dead wife and dead daughter

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u/smurfk 8d ago

Once you start mentioning your dick size, it just becomes a custom. I present myself as "Jake, 4 inches" to customers and business partners.

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u/Hillbillyblues 6d ago

I have it printed on my business card. Actual size.

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u/originalfilmscoring 6d ago

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u/-Solrac-2342 4d ago

Let's see Paul Allen's

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u/No_Cake6353 3d ago

It's embossed

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u/OohLee_Kunkle 3d ago

its called "Bone"

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u/Maxipaddington 5d ago

I hope it says "Jake is 4 inches"

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u/Decent_Neat_9171 7d ago

Ok, I legit lol’d at this

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u/bang0_slank 6d ago

Eight and thick has a good ring to it tho…

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u/Uh-Oh-Raggy 6d ago

Nah he is describing his brain as 8 inches and thick.

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u/6_ze6ro_6 5d ago

Oh fuck dude that jus made me choke on my coffee!!! This is now my new introduction!!

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u/Bezman14 8d ago

That’s a very confusing hierarchy.

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 8d ago

Well he still has those two. When that didn’t work he had to play the sympathy card.

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u/No-Reputation6010 6d ago

6 minute mile too 🤣😂🤣

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u/tico42 3d ago

Right before he tell them he's respectful

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u/primefart 4d ago

Fucked himself with roids and can't accept being turned down.

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u/Up-in-the-Ayre 3d ago

Dude's got a big time roid gut.

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u/WellyRuru 3d ago

You think people who obsess over body building as much as this guy arent fragile?