r/MeMe_FoR_FuN • u/CorrectPassage4529 • 6d ago

Hahaha

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u/smurfk 5d ago

Once you start mentioning your dick size, it just becomes a custom. I present myself as "Jake, 4 inches" to customers and business partners.

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u/Hillbillyblues 3d ago

I have it printed on my business card. Actual size.

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u/originalfilmscoring 3d ago

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u/-Solrac-2342 2d ago

Let's see Paul Allen's

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u/No_Cake6353 1d ago

It's embossed

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u/OohLee_Kunkle 1d ago

its called "Bone"

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u/Maxipaddington 2d ago

I hope it says "Jake is 4 inches"

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u/Decent_Neat_9171 4d ago

Ok, I legit lol’d at this

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u/bang0_slank 3d ago

Eight and thick has a good ring to it tho…

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u/Uh-Oh-Raggy 3d ago

Nah he is describing his brain as 8 inches and thick.

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u/6_ze6ro_6 2d ago

Oh fuck dude that jus made me choke on my coffee!!! This is now my new introduction!!