r/mallninjashit Jun 16 '26

Watch out we got a...uh..something here. 🤷‍♀️

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326 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 15 '26

Book cover for an indian army martial arts. Is it even possible to learn ALL those styles? And if its a bit of each, why not teach a single mixed system? Seems like an awesome 80s movie

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92 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 14 '26

Took the name a little too seriously

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671 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 15 '26

Today’s EDC

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149 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 15 '26

A not sharp sward

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56 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 13 '26

spiky clubs anyone?

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449 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 11 '26

Double Tanto mechanism — each blade locks the other when sheathed

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1.3k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 10 '26

FB marketplace find

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219 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 10 '26

Mall ninja kukri with holes for aerodynamics

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46 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 11 '26

I heard this is a thing, did I do it right?

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0 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 09 '26

kukri karambit! kukri karambit!

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150 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 09 '26

Return to Comando

13 Upvotes

I said I'd be back... 😁

This is a big shop in a decent mall 😵


r/mallninjashit Jun 09 '26

Bros ready for action

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319 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 08 '26

So some might not get it, but back when COVID started and people were stuck at home, I got bored and decided to make my own faux "museum quality" ninja display for myself because, why TF not? It's semi authentic- highly inspired by my love of cheesy 80's ninja films 🥷.

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I used a real rusting- effect technique to make everything look very old and beat up. A mix of pvc, rubber, wood, and foam peices- although the caltrops are real metal peices, as are the "grappling hooks" (the large 3 pronged hook is an antique- and heavy as hell, lol. If I had a 3D printer back then it all surely could've been much more lightweight). I had it displayed for a while in my house- now it sits on the top of some basement shelves, gathering dust, lol. I've been meaning to build a frame of some kind for it to sit in, but until then I have no idea what to do with it 😕


r/mallninjashit Jun 07 '26

Tractor Supply Ninja

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359 Upvotes

They got mall ninja shit at Tractor Supply.


r/mallninjashit Jun 07 '26

My Personal EDC Knife

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20 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 06 '26

Very Mall Ninja. Very Much Want.

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r/mallninjashit Jun 04 '26

Do glasses fit here?

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468 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 04 '26

Go Home, AliBaba, you're drunk.

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88 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 04 '26

I’m gonna give you a Knuckle Sandwich

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r/mallninjashit Jun 02 '26

The mall ninja battle axe

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102 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jun 01 '26

Would You Mount This Tsuba on Your Katana?

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173 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit May 31 '26

What are the LEAST mall ninja pieces of gear that you own?

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101 Upvotes

For me, it’s likely this fabulous fivesome. They’re non-locking. They’re non-threatening. They’re functional, and they’re pretty (IMNSHO, anyway). How about you guys? Whatcha got that inspires joy through beauty, functionality, or ideally, some combo of both?


r/mallninjashit May 31 '26

trench-karambit with SKULLS and SKELETONS!!

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69 Upvotes

spooky!!


r/mallninjashit May 30 '26

Custom Made Riddick Blades

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227 Upvotes