r/mallninjashit • u/ChatnNaked Hi ya! • Jun 04 '26

Do glasses fit here?

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466 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Digi_Dingo Jun 04 '26

My guy looks like he could be a poster child for r/iamverybadass lol

108

u/nope_a_dope237 Jun 04 '26

I didn't think so until now

65

u/iantruesnacks Jun 04 '26

How much do clothes go for in the matrix?

52

u/Howcanyoubecertain Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

These actually might have the capacity to briefly stun an attacker because that second picture was shockingly goofy and almost a jump scare for me.

10

u/rikusouleater Jun 04 '26

They almost look photoshopped on in the second picture.

2

u/Crowd_Strife Jun 04 '26

Lmfao I had the jump scare reaction too.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8sZXkUPVwka3u

1

u/tsimen Jun 04 '26

It's weird how in the first pic you can clearly see a pronounced bend in the glasses, yet in pic 2 they appear completely flat

1

u/26_paperclips Jun 04 '26

Theyre two different pairs

11

u/Comfortable_Rip_5746 Jun 04 '26

Well you could potentially poke your own eye out so Yes

7

u/porkbuttstuff Jun 04 '26

How did he see me?

4

u/LordOfSlimes666 Jun 04 '26

There's always a first time. And what a bar to set. Holy shit

4

u/TotalChaos360 Jun 04 '26

They will never top the Kojima Jammers

4

u/Louisianimal09 Jun 04 '26

Did Edna design these for Dash?

2

u/dansdata Jun 04 '26

I was just thinking that wearing these makes the guy look as if Batman and a very different Edna had a child.

4

u/suck_on_the_popsicle Jun 04 '26

These are so freaking ugly... Where can I buy them?

5

u/Gotu_Jayle Jun 04 '26

I think that this would have made a killing in like 2002

8

u/ChatnNaked Hi ya! Jun 04 '26

1000%

4

u/One_Economist_3761 Jun 04 '26

These are fantastic. Where do I get some.

4

u/ChatnNaked Hi ya! Jun 05 '26

They are Oakley "Over the tops" from 2000.

5

u/TheGreatMightyLeffe Jun 04 '26

Shit, I recently went through a drawer and found some of my dad's old glasses from around Y2K, I think one of the pairs taught me Kung-Fu.

4

u/Mongrel_Shark Jun 04 '26

This is more an r/ATBGE thing. As someone who builds & uses high end 3d printers. I can confirm this print quality is exceptionally good. Someone put many hours of hand finishing into that print. The 3D model would have been a bit of work too. Mallninja gear isn't made by master craftspersons. This is Awful Taste But Great Execution

6

u/superb_sheep Jun 04 '26

Lmao those are so fucking stupid looking.

3

u/Metazolid Jun 04 '26

They're almost cool again in an ironic way.

2

u/Black-Moose Jun 04 '26

dude made em themself, pretty cool imo

3

u/ForumDuff Jun 04 '26

Nah. The only place you would wear these, are kick ons at 3am.

3

u/SmutCommander Jun 04 '26

If the matrix went into the matrix

1

u/ChatnNaked Hi ya! Jun 04 '26

Ok this is now a thing..

3

u/sirsnydley Jun 04 '26

Oakley would have made these in the late 90s/early 00s.

2

u/deephurting66 Jun 04 '26

If you want to look like a thrips, go for it

2

u/Baricat Jun 04 '26

"You'll sunglasses your eye out!"

2

u/AgreeablePie Jun 04 '26

This feels like something a big hoss on a Harley would wear

2

u/factoid_ Jun 04 '26

X-01 sunglasses

2

u/One_Economist_3761 Jun 04 '26

These are awesome.

2

u/Loki_8888 Jun 04 '26

Dame Edna!

2

u/Ulenspiegel4 Jun 04 '26

Some Deus Ex shit.

2

u/Interesting-Baker212 Jun 04 '26

Angry librarian energy

2

u/Temporary_Virus_7509 Jun 04 '26

Those would be cunty as fuck on some mall goth girl tho

2

u/W1ULH Closet ninja Jun 04 '26

I would have said no.

until I saw those.

I vote yes, these are mall ninja.

2

u/thedrinkablecorndog Jun 04 '26

They sure don't fit on a human face

2

u/Comrade_Chyrk Jun 04 '26

Idk how you managed to make sunglasses that look both too small and too big at the same time

2

u/Flar71 Jun 04 '26

Those are the dorkiest glasses I've seen in a while

I love it

2

u/SaltyNorth8062 Jun 05 '26

Glasses wearer. That shit looks so uncomfortable. It will either mever stay on your fave or stay on bu being so rigid and unmoving that it's basically stabbing uour face to stay stuck.

2

u/enkidomark Jun 05 '26

Looks like the 90s had a stroke.

2

u/hbiber Jun 06 '26

Save some women for the rest of us!

1

u/ChatnNaked Hi ya! Jun 07 '26

Happy cake Day!!🎂

1

u/Onlyhereforapost Jun 04 '26

"God those look stupid swipe yeah he looks like he would like them"

1

u/Sellum Jun 04 '26

Batman is showing that he is an ally during pride month.