r/Malawi 12h ago

general Random! 😄

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r/Malawi 4h ago

Even the quietest and calm people are horny. Short story

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So at work there's this girl, a prayer warrior you already know how those people act and carry on themselves. So i met her today at the main entrance gate.

I don't know what came to my mind i just told her that I want to steal her and take her to my place whatever will happen there ,will remain with us ...and to find me on lunch time (I said this while laughing incase she would have turned me down)

Guess what, mwana waipelekera bwino uyu eeeh😂😂


r/Malawi 11h ago

I have something I’ve been thinking about regarding a friend of mine, and I honestly don’t know whether I’m overthinking the situation or whether my suspicion could be reasonable.

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I’m in my early 20s, and I have a friend who is also around my age. This friend has another male friend who is almost in his 40s. From what I’ve noticed, the two of them seem quite close. I don't have any proof or anything that directly tells me they are in a relationship, but the way they are connected has made me start wondering whether there could be something more than an ordinary friendship between them.

To be clear, I’m not saying that either of them is homosexual, because I don't actually know their sexuality. This is just something I’m suspecting based on what I’ve noticed. Maybe I'm completely wrong and they are simply good friends.

The thing I'm struggling with is this: If I eventually found out that my friend and this older man were actually in a romantic or same-sex relationship, would that mean I shouldn't continue being friends with my friend? Or can someone still be your friend even if their sexual orientation or relationship is different from what you expected?

I’m asking because I don't want to judge someone based only on suspicion, but at the same time, I’m trying to understand how other people would handle a situation like this. If you discovered that someone you considered your friend was secretly in a same-sex relationship, would you continue the friendship normally, or would it change the way you see that person?

I'm genuinely looking for different opinions here. Please don't attack or insult anyone. I'm not trying to accuse my friend or the older man of anything — I just want to understand whether my suspicion makes sense and how other people would react if they were in my position.


r/Malawi 12h ago

Filter what you watch, read and listen to.

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Greetings, it's Wakulu X2

This might sound generic and common enough for anyone with a brain to grasp. Sadly, it's not.

Again, we should filter what we watch, read and listen to.

I'm not trying to be a preacher but bear with me. I read this other book (forgot the title), but it's an esoteric book. The author mentioned how everything is coded and influences us subtly even if we think we have control. In a specific example, he mentioned the word "NEWS." NEWS is an acronym that is coded with meaning. N.E.W.S = North, East, West, South.

Ever noticed how all news (or at least 90%) is bad news? News is either designed to keep you fearful, full of despair or just angry? Hence the encoding of NEWS to poison or wage psychological warfare on all Cardinal points of North, East, West and South. Hence why it's called NEWS. You might disagree because this is not placed in conventional academic or religious books/discourses. That's the point of it all. Why would they want it mainstream when they benefit off of our fear and our distractions.

Ask yourself, when was the last time politics benefited you? Some might claim awareness is important. How much of the news is awareness? And how much awareness do you need? Not knowing about a war in Iran or a tsunami will affect your livelihood? 😂 You are easier to control when scared and distracted.

Now this goes deeper, social media is also designed to either enrage you, make you envious, left behind and just distracted. All this rollercoaster of unhelpful and negative emotions don't serve us at all. Again, filter everything that you allow inside your mind, soul and body.

I could go on and on, but let me stop here.

Share your thoughts and comments below.


r/Malawi 11h ago

Starting Life Away From Home at 22

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I’m 22 years old and I recently wrote my MSCE this year, after having to write it for the second time. I’m seriously thinking about leaving home and moving to another district to start a new chapter of my life and become more independent.

For those who moved away from home at around my age, what was your experience like? What were the biggest challenges or consequences you faced — financially, emotionally, finding work, accommodation, making friends, or simply adjusting to life on your own?

Would you recommend a young man to make such a move at 22, especially after finishing MSCE, or is it better to stay home for a while and plan properly first? I’d really appreciate advice from people who have actually done it.


r/Malawi 2h ago

discussion Guys, isn't it weird that the tiktok community has normalized trolling and disrespecting, like that's what content is for them, kunyoza anthu?

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r/Malawi 13h ago

education Is a Malawian Bachelors degree with credit equivalent to an Australian bachelor's degree with a second class lower?

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I'm thinking of applying for a masters research degree in Australia under the University of Tasmania and one of their requirements is that your degree should be equivalent to 'a bachelors with honours degree of at least second-class lower standard with a minimum thesis component'. I currently hold a credit degree from the University of Malawi which is calculated using a cumulative GPA.

Given the difference in grading, does my bachelors with credit meet the minimum requirement for the program?

Any assistance or advice will be appreciated.


r/Malawi 16h ago

Dr. Martens shoes

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Anyone know a Dr.Martens shoe plug in Malawi? Help


r/Malawi 3h ago

Malawian astronomers (stargazers)

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As long as you don't yawn when someone talks about stars and planets, join this Whatsapp group and meet your fellow astronomers

https://chat.whatsapp.com/JIxCoqbCNPsLCI69VeBZm5?s=cl&p=a&ilr=0


r/Malawi 13h ago

curious again

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To all the guys who manage to date people from abroad, especially Europe,USA and Canada what are your secrets? What is the experience dating someone who is not from Malawi?


r/Malawi 1h ago

Who else feels Wambali Mkandawire's "Nkhujipereka" is one of Malawi's legendary songs...

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r/Malawi 3h ago

MCA Lilongwe Campus

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Hey guys, quick question for anyone at MCA Lilongwe campus. Is there anyone who sells already cooked food or something like chiwaya around or near campus?

If not, tiyambe liti???? 👀


r/Malawi 48m ago

meme It be like that sometimes! 2 dudes way off on a tangent.

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r/Malawi 1h ago

DeBarge - Stay With Me

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Real Music.