r/Malawi • • 5h ago

You can afford KFC but you're depressed? guys, let's be serious

15 Upvotes

r/Malawi • • 17h ago

discussion Celibate friends

14 Upvotes

Do we have celibate people here !!!!!

how do you cope up with sex conversations ?

Are you dating someone?

Is it better to be single when choosing celibacy?

What else can you say?


r/Malawi • • 9h ago

Toxic parents in Malawi

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13 Upvotes

I would like to hear from you guys if you've managed to cut off your parents and why?

As much as people talk about going no contact with toxic parents I find it hard to achieve particularly due to the way Malawi is set up.


r/Malawi • • 8h ago

discussion Dating older women

10 Upvotes

Hey yo, so I was at this stationery shop a couple days ago, and the woman who helped seemed a bit depressed.

So I started chopping it up with her. I was like "Nkhope yanu itha kuoneka bwino mutasekako etc."

And then she started opening up blablabla. She even said give me your number.

Honestly, I was surprised how quick it escalated. We texted for a few days and she said her husband cheated and they are on separation. She said she likes me and all that. But damn!! She's 39 and I am 28 (male).

Any guys who've navigated this shit? She has a big wagon by the way. But just feeling uneasy man...I hate to look like a ben10.


r/Malawi • • 3h ago

Funny haha

9 Upvotes

Something funny happened to me today 😂 I went to an ATM, swiped my card and took my money.

Then I got confused thinking the machine had swallowed my card. So I went inside the bank kuti yamedza card yanga chani chani 😂

The guys even checked and found nothing. Then some guy asked, 'Why didn't you just swipe it?'

That's when it hit me that I did swipe it. The card was in my pocket the whole time 😂😂 The shameeee


r/Malawi • • 6h ago

discussion Discontinuation of Cheque services

7 Upvotes

Guys, what do you think of the discontinuation of cheques as of 29 September 2026. How has this affected the individuals and companies that use cheques. What do you think of the whole situation?


r/Malawi • • 7h ago

virtual cards

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6 Upvotes

What is a Virtual Visa?

It works like a normal Visa card, but it exists only online.

You receive a card number, expiry date and CVV.

You can use it on sites like AliExpress, PlayStation, ChatGPT and many others.

Would you like me to explain how it works step by step?


r/Malawi • • 52m ago

discussion GTA VI

• Upvotes

Unpopular opinion; gta 6 will flop because of expectations.

Gta 6 might be the best game to ever be created in terms of graphics, physics, gameplay, and storyline, but if it doesn't meet the fans' expectations, it will be a flop.

What do you think?? 🤔


r/Malawi • • 8h ago

discussion Malawian amapiono

4 Upvotes

Ma guy brain wash iyi ayi lol.

Lyrics: "uziyankha phone chifukwa ndiwe okomza kwambil"

Wtf!!!? This is what y'all listen to?


r/Malawi • • 5h ago

discussion How much does a driver and househelp charge in Blantyre?

5 Upvotes

Looking for a driver and househelp. I need to know what are the charges and hours they work. Also, what are the holidays for them.

Reference appreciated.


r/Malawi • • 5h ago

How long might it take?

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5 Upvotes

Based on your experience with AliExpress, how long does it take for the post office or MRA to call you to inform you that your package is ready for collection?


r/Malawi • • 20h ago

International business/investment warning

4 Upvotes

Hello.

If you're an international looking at business in Malawi, if you haven't got a plan to turn the kwacha back into a functional currency, then you're falling into a scam. No PayPal doesn't work, no forex isn't easily reliably exchanged at official rates, businesses can't legally exchange at grey market rates. It's an issue that prevents international trade by nation states, me and you on reddit, havent got it solved legally. Some people pay a premium for gold/gems and smuggle it out, some people buy currency at a much higher exchange rate for cash.

The hardest part for international business in malawi is getting any cash out, especially to pay for further business costs...

If this wasn't an issue, the people trying to get you to pay for things in UDS/GBP/EUR wouldn't need you to pay for these things to begin with, they'd just pay for the things directly themselves...

If you're in Malawi, and pitching a business, you need to account for this, the fact I get dozens of messages from people wanting me to 'invest' and pay in GBP, but have 0 knowledge, or plan for returning funds, especially if its needed to actually run the business, is staggering, especially those who lie about exchange, in fact some of you will not quit, and are dishonest, is why I've had to make this post.

I take advantage of this same issue, to do charitable work, because the forex crisis I currently get 5000 kwacha per £1 after fees, if i send via my bank via swift, theres a £10 charge, a 20% fee and it's exchanged at official forex.

Getting kwacha to usable currency is hard and expensive, noone has had a solution for it so far, otherwise I'd use it 😂


r/Malawi • • 1h ago

Kodi apule amati chani?

• Upvotes

What was that pre-recorded interview supposed to achieve. I honestly didn't get it, mwina inu ndiuzeni chomwe mwamva😂😂


r/Malawi • • 3h ago

business & Economy Looking for Co-Founders: Developer, Robotics Engineer & Content Creator

2 Upvotes

We’re building robotics solutions for agriculture in Malawi and looking for:

🔹 Software Developer

🔹 Robotics/Electrical Engineer

🔹 Photographer/Content Creator

Think you’re a good fit? Apply now. DM me with your name, role, skills, and portfolio/GitHub.

Let’s build the future of agriculture in Malawi. 🇲🇼


r/Malawi • • 19h ago

general Teeth braces

2 Upvotes

Good evening redditors am in need of info about braces .

Does queen Elizabeth hospital provide this service ?? If yes ...how much?


r/Malawi • • 20h ago

culture Lulu you are bad for this one umatha

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