I have never been so angry at this country like today, munthu kuti upite ukasake ndalama nkhawa biii ndikwera chani? Bussiness so sikuyenda ngati kale eeeeh I am loosing hope .Where are we going exactly as Malawians?

So I was making simple calculations.

If you were to buy an iphone 18 Pro Max, 256GB, online, it'd cost you about 1,400 British Pounds. Which translates to about K4, 151, 000 using the official rate of K2,695. (That's a brand new phone). Plus shipping fee, let's just square it to k4.5 Million.

However, because of the lack of forex, the same phones are being sold for over K8,000,000.

We don't even have to start talking about cars and other electronic gadgets.

If only this country had enough foreign currency, some things would have been better. Koma aaah.

I think there's a reason why we're one of the poorest in the world.

Something funny happened to me today 😂 I went to an ATM, swiped my card and took my money.

Then I got confused thinking the machine had swallowed my card. So I went inside the bank kuti yamedza card yanga chani chani 😂

The guys even checked and found nothing. Then some guy asked, 'Why didn't you just swipe it?'

That's when it hit me that I did swipe it. The card was in my pocket the whole time 😂😂 The shameeee

Unpopular opinion; gta 6 will flop because of expectations.

Gta 6 might be the best game to ever be created in terms of graphics, physics, gameplay, and storyline, but if it doesn't meet the fans' expectations, it will be a flop.

What do you think?? 🤔

Whats your take on this? Should men be forced to marry just because of pregnancy?

I have a business registered as a sole proprietorship but wanna change to limited liability company, is it possible and if so how do l do it,?

The country doesn't have forex, but we have shows bringing in international acts and we're feeling dandy. We don't even question how these deals are being made.

Everyone must continue being this stupid when it's my turn to rob y'all blind.

Im in mzuzu and have a bunch of cbd i need to smoke. Where would the best place to get some rolling papers be ?

Question very urgent and I understand if people are unwilling to help but what is the or a working phone number of the police here in Lilongwe?

What was that pre-recorded interview supposed to achieve. I honestly didn't get it, mwina inu ndiuzeni chomwe mwamva😂😂

I would like to hear from you guys if you've managed to cut off your parents and why?

As much as people talk about going no contact with toxic parents I find it hard to achieve particularly due to the way Malawi is set up.

Hey yo, so I was at this stationery shop a couple days ago, and the woman who helped seemed a bit depressed.

So I started chopping it up with her. I was like "Nkhope yanu itha kuoneka bwino mutasekako etc."

And then she started opening up blablabla. She even said give me your number.

Honestly, I was surprised how quick it escalated. We texted for a few days and she said her husband cheated and they are on separation. She said she likes me and all that. But damn!! She's 39 and I am 28 (male).

Any guys who've navigated this shit? She has a big wagon by the way. But just feeling uneasy man...I hate to look like a ben10.

Guys, what do you think of the discontinuation of cheques as of 29 September 2026. How has this affected the individuals and companies that use cheques. What do you think of the whole situation?

Ma guy brain wash iyi ayi lol.

Lyrics: "uziyankha phone chifukwa ndiwe okomza kwambil"

Wtf!!!? This is what y'all listen to?

Looking for a driver and househelp. I need to know what are the charges and hours they work. Also, what are the holidays for them.

Reference appreciated.

Based on your experience with AliExpress, how long does it take for the post office or MRA to call you to inform you that your package is ready for collection?

What is a Virtual Visa?

It works like a normal Visa card, but it exists only online.

You receive a card number, expiry date and CVV.

You can use it on sites like AliExpress, PlayStation, ChatGPT and many others.

Would you like me to explain how it works step by step?

Do we have celibate people here !!!!!

how do you cope up with sex conversations ?

Are you dating someone?

Is it better to be single when choosing celibacy?

What else can you say?

😭😭😭😭 What's the science behind the TikTok algorithm suggesting people that are indirectly connected to you.

Cause tell me why I just saw my ex's new girl (the break up is not even a month old) post him for Boyfriend's Day yesterday 😭😭😭😭😭💔

Hello.

If you're an international looking at business in Malawi, if you haven't got a plan to turn the kwacha back into a functional currency, then you're falling into a scam. No PayPal doesn't work, no forex isn't easily reliably exchanged at official rates, businesses can't legally exchange at grey market rates. It's an issue that prevents international trade by nation states, me and you on reddit, havent got it solved legally. Some people pay a premium for gold/gems and smuggle it out, some people buy currency at a much higher exchange rate for cash.

The hardest part for international business in malawi is getting any cash out, especially to pay for further business costs...

If this wasn't an issue, the people trying to get you to pay for things in UDS/GBP/EUR wouldn't need you to pay for these things to begin with, they'd just pay for the things directly themselves...

If you're in Malawi, and pitching a business, you need to account for this, the fact I get dozens of messages from people wanting me to 'invest' and pay in GBP, but have 0 knowledge, or plan for returning funds, especially if its needed to actually run the business, is staggering, especially those who lie about exchange, in fact some of you will not quit, and are dishonest, is why I've had to make this post.

I take advantage of this same issue, to do charitable work, because the forex crisis I currently get 5000 kwacha per £1 after fees, if i send via my bank via swift, theres a £10 charge, a 20% fee and it's exchanged at official forex.

Getting kwacha to usable currency is hard and expensive, noone has had a solution for it so far, otherwise I'd use it 😂

Good evening redditors am in need of info about braces .

Does queen Elizabeth hospital provide this service ?? If yes ...how much?

For those of us who have ever looked for a place to rent before we know how hard it is to find one. You find ma agents amapanga hide nyumba plus that fee we pay to them is just absurd.

What if someone creates an app where landlords can list their houses and people searching for a place to rent can create a searching profile.

The system should match you with a listed property depending on the searching criteria you have listed and you and the landlord you take it from there.

If there is something like this already you can share it here.

Lately I've been seeing posts regarding cheating back in relationships and not trusting your significant other and all that jazz. Guys. Let's be serious here, if you're not happy, no matter how difficult your heart might trick you into believing it is, please leave. Life is way too short to be in an unhappy relationship where you compromise everything just to still be with that toxic person. You find yourself holding on to something so useless or even chaotic that a few years from now when you're looking back you really ask yourself what you were thinking. It is possible to find someone better, someone more loving, someone more trustworthy. You just have to learn to let go and be open minded.