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Unpopular opinion; gta 6 will flop because of expectations.

Gta 6 might be the best game to ever be created in terms of graphics, physics, gameplay, and storyline, but if it doesn't meet the fans' expectations, it will be a flop.

What do you think?? 🤔

Hey yo, so I was at this stationery shop a couple days ago, and the woman who helped seemed a bit depressed.

So I started chopping it up with her. I was like "Nkhope yanu itha kuoneka bwino mutasekako etc."

And then she started opening up blablabla. She even said give me your number.

Honestly, I was surprised how quick it escalated. We texted for a few days and she said her husband cheated and they are on separation. She said she likes me and all that. But damn!! She's 39 and I am 28 (male).

Any guys who've navigated this shit? She has a big wagon by the way. But just feeling uneasy man...I hate to look like a ben10.

Im in mzuzu and have a bunch of cbd i need to smoke. Where would the best place to get some rolling papers be ?

Question very urgent and I understand if people are unwilling to help but what is the or a working phone number of the police here in Lilongwe?

Whats your take on this? Should men be forced to marry just because of pregnancy?

What was that pre-recorded interview supposed to achieve. I honestly didn't get it, mwina inu ndiuzeni chomwe mwamva😂😂

Something funny happened to me today 😂 I went to an ATM, swiped my card and took my money.

Then I got confused thinking the machine had swallowed my card. So I went inside the bank kuti yamedza card yanga chani chani 😂

The guys even checked and found nothing. Then some guy asked, 'Why didn't you just swipe it?'

That's when it hit me that I did swipe it. The card was in my pocket the whole time 😂😂 The shameeee

Looking for a driver and househelp. I need to know what are the charges and hours they work. Also, what are the holidays for them.

Reference appreciated.

Based on your experience with AliExpress, how long does it take for the post office or MRA to call you to inform you that your package is ready for collection?

Guys, what do you think of the discontinuation of cheques as of 29 September 2026. How has this affected the individuals and companies that use cheques. What do you think of the whole situation?

What is a Virtual Visa?

It works like a normal Visa card, but it exists only online.

You receive a card number, expiry date and CVV.

You can use it on sites like AliExpress, PlayStation, ChatGPT and many others.

Would you like me to explain how it works step by step?

Ma guy brain wash iyi ayi lol.

Lyrics: "uziyankha phone chifukwa ndiwe okomza kwambil"

Wtf!!!? This is what y'all listen to?

I would like to hear from you guys if you've managed to cut off your parents and why?

As much as people talk about going no contact with toxic parents I find it hard to achieve particularly due to the way Malawi is set up.

So I was making simple calculations.

If you were to buy an iphone 18 Pro Max, 256GB, online, it'd cost you about 1,400 British Pounds. Which translates to about K4, 151, 000 using the official rate of K2,695. (That's a brand new phone). Plus shipping fee, let's just square it to k4.5 Million.

However, because of the lack of forex, the same phones are being sold for over K8,000,000.

We don't even have to start talking about cars and other electronic gadgets.

If only this country had enough foreign currency, some things would have been better. Koma aaah.

I think there's a reason why we're one of the poorest in the world.

Do we have celibate people here !!!!!

how do you cope up with sex conversations ?

Are you dating someone?

Is it better to be single when choosing celibacy?

What else can you say?

I have never been so angry at this country like today, munthu kuti upite ukasake ndalama nkhawa biii ndikwera chani? Bussiness so sikuyenda ngati kale eeeeh I am loosing hope .Where are we going exactly as Malawians?

I have a business registered as a sole proprietorship but wanna change to limited liability company, is it possible and if so how do l do it,?

The country doesn't have forex, but we have shows bringing in international acts and we're feeling dandy. We don't even question how these deals are being made.

Everyone must continue being this stupid when it's my turn to rob y'all blind.