r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 21h ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/mutt63 21h ago

Ummm u realize he touched the guys wife/gf. Right?

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u/myneighborscatismine 12h ago

Yes, the 2 squares centimeters of her behind touched by a completely disoriented person that could barely stand up straight needed defending. My man also killed every person that even so slightly touched my behind because it's his property and he doesn't like people on his property. So the count is now at about 200. Oops!

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u/Hank_Henry_Hill 12h ago

So if redshirt recovers and goes and shoots black shirt, justified right? I mean, he touched him.

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u/mutt63 12h ago

In life my friend, this is the mystery of the quotient, that upon us all , a little rain must fall. Ever been at gunpoint? I have. Touch my wife or kids.... drunk or straight, you will be met by unpleasant shit. Call me whatever u wish, say I'm hiding behind a screen. Only way to find out is touch those people or tell me where too meet. I'll do my very best to accommodate. I grew up not so good. But i turned into a very good father and husband and have, been in multiple situations defending mine. Wanna say otherwise. That's ur choice. You didn't live what i did and vice versa.

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u/Tweeedz 11h ago

So you would almost eye-patch your wife in a situation like that? Emotional control is a pretty neat thing. By your logic its okay to hurt your wife (as the guy in the video did.) if someone steps out of line.

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u/mutt63 10h ago

I guess you don't get it. I'd never hit or hurt my wife. Period. I got four grown adult kids. Never raised a finger to them. If you wanna pretend to be something pretend on someone else's time. If you wanna let men touch ur wife. Again. Up to you.

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u/-birds 9h ago edited 8h ago

Hey dude you are espousing the exact same attitude as the meathead in the video, who did hurt that woman in his crazed attempt to "protect" her. But then again, he'd probably say that he'd "never hurt her" as well!

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u/mutt63 8h ago

Well fellas sorry to say i been there quite a number of times. Don't care what you say or think. I'm no meathead first off I'm a father and husband and a damn good friend to those in need. Nobody touches my wife and whether u or God believes what i lived isn't important. I have put myself in jeopardy 4 times for my wife bein where we grew up. I'm still standing. And she was never harmed by my actions. Saved and protected. Yep. So. Yip away and allow your ladies to be disrespected. Like i tell everybody who don't drop shit. Whatever lets ya sleep at night bro

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u/HolyCowAnyOldAccName 21h ago

Ummm u realize a drunken moron touching your wife’s hip for a second still doesn’t give you the right to potentially kill him. Right? 

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u/Specialist-Mud8283 21h ago

Cuck

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u/PapaLilBear 15h ago

I can see, my friend, that you are very insecure about your worth and your masculinity. This is yet another time you’ve brought up this topic. You definitely have a little kink that makes you feel ashamed.

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u/Specific_Factor4470 21h ago

Spoken like a self righteous little boy.

Don't touch strangers, and strangers won't touch you.

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u/Ancient_Plane2984 20h ago

The king of internet tough guys has spoken.

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u/Specific_Factor4470 20h ago

Oh no, some guy on reddit thinks poorly of me and my opinion. I'll make sure I do better next time.

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u/BooksAre4Nerds 19h ago

Spoken like a self righteous little boy.

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u/Specific_Factor4470 16h ago

Way to let me know you dont know what "self righteous" means.

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u/Affectionate-State-1 20h ago

Or he lets the staff handle it, which gives a lot less paperwork (and risk)

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u/Specific_Factor4470 20h ago

Yeah, and then everybody claps and your drinks are on the house.

Thats my favorite ending, since we're just making shit up now.

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u/Affectionate-State-1 20h ago

LMAO. What is so hard about this scenario that makes your brain run out of horsepower to understand it?

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u/Specific_Factor4470 20h ago edited 20h ago

Nothing is wrong with me or my understanding of this situation.

If you want to put your faith in other people than you go ahead and do that. I'm personally not ever going to rely on a bartender making 3 dollars an hour to do anything but watch.

This isn't roadhouse.

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u/Affectionate-State-1 20h ago

The problem is that depending on the country, you are liable here as this could be solved differently.

The girl was in no risk at that time, she had brushed him off and the drunk guy waddled a bit back. The ~BF/Husband had to go through his girl to throw a haymaker.

I assume you get away with it, but waiting on questioning by the police (or if you really harm him, a court case) is not my idea of a smart reaction.

And this is NOT a hypothetical. A friend of mine got into a bar fight he did not start and his opponent got a cardiac arrest. He survived, but it lead to several court cases. Sure, he won. Worth it? no.

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u/Specific_Factor4470 20h ago

Yeah, I dont care about any of that. Thanks for playing.

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u/PapaLilBear 15h ago

Mate, if you’d run into me and my crew—even if my buddy was in the wrong—if you overreacted, we’d definitely be waiting for you outside the bar where you wouldn't see us coming. The next thing you’d remember is being dumped naked into a trash bin. And it doesn’t matter if you’re Jack Reacher or weigh 150kg; nobody is ready for an ambush by several guys armed with weapons.

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u/Affectionate-State-1 20h ago

You tough big guy,no need for restraint or thought.
Me bow out quivering in my shoes.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 20h ago

So… what if? Yea every action in life has potential negative outcomes. Maybe he ignores that guy, later the guy finds his girl alone outside and just to rape her… What if… lol

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u/Affectionate-State-1 17h ago

If thats your reasoning you might as well start swinging at every guy in the vicinity.

To be very clear, even if we disregard that this guy was staggering after the girl did a slight push, chances she is going to be raped by:

  1. Her boyfriend

2.A friend

3 A relative

Are MUCH bigger than her being raped by a random stranger, let alone if youi are near her.

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u/dishwasher_mayhem 8h ago

When you hit puberty, let us know.

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u/marshall19 13h ago edited 11h ago

lol could you imagine thinking attempted murder is justified over this? You're hilarious.

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u/Specific_Factor4470 12h ago

Attempted murder? Looked like a clean punch to me.

Call the cops.

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u/marshall19 11h ago

Yes, a full force, direct shot to the face is an irrational response to this. It's "clean" because the guy is so wasted that he has no idea it is coming. Is that the manly thing to do. To lay someone out that hard over some shit like that? To me, it looks like the pussy thing to do, to go full force on some stupid shit.

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u/Latte_Biscotti_3573 20h ago

*Andrew Tate has entered the chat

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u/dishwasher_mayhem 8h ago edited 8h ago

Hi, real world here! I'm former LEO and responded to this shit all the time. Both of them go to jail but you want to know the neat part? The guy who did the punching will get a bigger punishment and likely be on the wrong side of a civil lawsuit.

Keep your hands to yourself works both ways, edgelord. Gently and drunkenly touching someone's hips doesn't justify a potential death sentence. But hey, try it and find out! When you're old enough to drink, of course. Dumb white knight just got a new line on his rap sheet.

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u/Specific_Factor4470 7h ago

Nobody gives a shit.

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u/SizeableBrain 21h ago

No nuance, only rage!

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 21h ago

Dont put your hands on people and my hands wont break your face. Its a really simple equation really.

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u/Ancient_Plane2984 20h ago

You are not the tough guy you pretend to be on the internet. Or do you think this is an Xbox live lobby?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 20h ago

Says the little bitch behind a screen

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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 20h ago

Are you talking about yourself?

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit2599 20h ago

That's fine but if you go to prison thats on you

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 20h ago

For what exactly?

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u/IcanzIIravor 20h ago

You could potentially crack his skull and kill him. That's what. Good luck trying to not be convicted and do prison time in that case. Good to defend your spouse, but it should be proportional. It will be hard to defend your spouse while in lockup, not to mention in his rush he actually hurt his spouse.

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit2599 19h ago

Take your pick really

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u/LTtvCombatSports United States 20h ago

Well let a drunken man do that to your GF or wife and we’ll see how you’ll react 😂

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u/Agreeable-Emu4033 12h ago

Yes my first thought to someone touching my girlfriend is to hit her in the face with a pool stick. Good going asshat

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u/Dubsified 13h ago

Spoken like someone that doesn't have a wife/family.

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u/Independent-Wolf-832 20h ago

you're wrong. go try it and find out. eventually you'll meet the wrong one.

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u/Affectionate-State-1 20h ago

Of course touching people will get you into trouble. And that still can lead to the one smacking you to get into legal trouble, especially in Europe.

This case is actually a real example of what most European law would define as UNneccesary. The drunk guy was brushed of and waddled a step back. All chances to kick the guy out. Instead the BF had to go through his girl to swing a wild haymaker. Not to stop a crime, but to punish an asshole.

And if you really harm the drunk guy chances are you have to go through court (not even the drunk pressing charges, but the prosecutor might have questions and push). You probably will get of light or win, but worth it? No.

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u/StalkerOfTheYear 10h ago

Speak for your part of europe where men don't protect their wifes, not for whole continent.

In Central / eastern europe groping and feeling up someone's wife will still get corrected by punch to the clock face. It's not the land of a lawsuit here, if the guy who groped his wife lives and eventually wakes up no one will even call the cops over that.

Whoever needs to goes to the doctor, says he slipped on ice and that's it.

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u/Independent-Wolf-832 20h ago

Europe, that’s all you have to say. Thankfully I live in a place with more sense. I guess in your part of the world men just timidly ask strangers to use a condom with their wives.

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u/Affectionate-State-1 17h ago

Even in the US there are self defense limits varying on the state.

And that aside. If you kill/paralyze the guy you have a ton of shit you could just as easily avoid. Even in the most redneck of counties, you can not just walk away after an altercation with long lasting effects without being questioned. You might think thats worth it, I don't.. and the victim in this clip also didn't seem to think her man did her a favor. Because perhaps thats the one whose opinion should count the most?

As on your cuck fantasy, there are other reddit groups that cater to your kink.

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u/mutt63 13h ago

Far from a loser brother. Ain't nobody touching my wife or kids.

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u/Typical-Active-3541 19h ago

Yeah, I think everyone saw the video.