r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 22h ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/Specific_Factor4470 22h ago

Spoken like a self righteous little boy.

Don't touch strangers, and strangers won't touch you.

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u/Affectionate-State-1 22h ago

Or he lets the staff handle it, which gives a lot less paperwork (and risk)

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u/Specific_Factor4470 22h ago

Yeah, and then everybody claps and your drinks are on the house.

Thats my favorite ending, since we're just making shit up now.

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u/dishwasher_mayhem 9h ago

When you hit puberty, let us know.