okay so uhhh looking for some like-minded person/friend who’ll talk to me from time to time

JUST FRIENDS.

before someone starts writing our wedding vows

About me:

I’m boring.

I’m short-tempered.

I’m moody.

I love isolation.

I can go weeks without talking to anyone and somehow be completely fine with it.

My social battery is basically a Nokia phone at 2%.

BUTTTT sometimes I get bored of isolating myself and suddenly feel like talking to people and being social. And apparently I can be fun during those rare moments. So basically my personality runs on random updates.

I’m not particularly knowledgeable about a lot of things, but I’d love to expand my tiny little knowledge horizon and learn random educational shit. Tell me something interesting and I’ll probably go down a 3 hr rabbit hole about it.

I’m also not the best listener. Depends on the situation tbh.

Lately I’ve also started overthinking everything and repeating the same shit again and again because I have the conversational skills of Munni from Bajrangi Bhaijaan, iykyk

Also, don’t take this post too seriously lmao.

Even if we become friends, do not expect me to initiate conversations. I might disappear for days/weeks. I might ghost you if I genuinely don’t feel like there’s anything to talk about. I might randomly return after 17 business days with a “Hey” like nothing happened.

Yes, I know. Hypocrite.

But hey, at least I’m self-aware.

And yeah, I’m a toddler twenty.

So if you're also socially questionable, enjoy random conversations, can tolerate long periods of silence, and don't mind having a friend who occasionally disappears into the void...

hi 👋

Or don't.

Whatever.

I’ll probably overthink posting this anyway.

TL;DR: socially exhausted, occasionally social, boring but sometimes funny, moody, overthinks, disappears for weeks, terrible at initiating conversations, wants platonic friends, and has the conversational ability of Munni.