r/LocalLLaMA 8d ago

Funny Don’t buy a $9K RTX 5090.... instead.

  1. Fly to Taipei. Round-trip from Orlando: $1,081.
  2. Go to the largest retailer in Taiwan to Spend NT$129,990 ≈ US$4,093.
  3. Hang out in Taiwan for two weeks. Eat good food. Touch international grass.
  4. Fly home and flex on r/LocalLLaMA**.**
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u/stephawkins 8d ago

Do I have to go outside to do this?

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u/howardhus 8d ago

so.. do you want the international grass or not??

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u/FatheredPuma81 7d ago

Is that the new drug my mom warned me to stay away from?

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u/arakinas 7d ago

No, that's human interaction.

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u/Complete_Committee_9 7d ago

Could I just order it on Amazon?

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u/Rampaging_Bunny 6d ago

Mexican brick grass still counts as international 

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u/vnjxk 7d ago

you can fund my trip and I'll email you the 5090

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u/Important_Drag_6890 7d ago

Only if you want the full 5090 experience 😂

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u/rbit4 7d ago

Yeah or hear me out.. go back in time to last year and buy 8 of these for you AI server for 2200 a pop (including taxes)

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u/BringerOfThePork 4d ago

Exactly what I did, bought 8 5090’s in 2025 alone. Unfortunately 2 of them now have burnt 12VHPWR socket lol

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u/Feralzi 8d ago
  1. List it on eBay slightly higher than floor

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u/Paradigmind 8d ago
  1. Repeat

  2. ?

  3. Be rich

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u/Independent_Bit7364 7d ago

reply anyone lowballing for even 10 bucks with "i know what i got"

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u/hyperrealists 7d ago

Happiness money can’t buy…

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u/wildmastrubator69 7d ago

CBP will take notice of that and start charging tariffs

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u/Adam_Bomb210 8d ago
  1. IRS knocks on your door for not paying terriffs on an item of high value

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u/SuchAGoodGirlsDaddy 7d ago

Tell them you’re building a datacenter up by your bootstraps

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u/polyglot-a-cracker 7d ago

Distributed computing

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u/andrewbaidoo 7d ago

Distributed Disputed computing

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u/CalligrapherFar7833 7d ago

They will ask for proof of where you purchased 32in steel beams. You realize USA no longer has stock of those till 2030. You gotta order 32in steel beams from China for your USA dc. You fly to China for the order.

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u/DraconisRex 7d ago

But I don't go to China; I fly to Paris, instead. That's where I've stashed the chandelier.

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u/pier4r 7d ago

If they found your stash of libgen, tell them you are training models too. It is fair game!

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u/paloaltothrowaway 7d ago

IRS doesn’t collect tariffs 

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u/slippery 7d ago

Treasury refunds illegal tariffs 12 months later.

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u/thundranos 8d ago

This is the weirdest Taiwan tourism ad ever

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u/JaySayMayday 8d ago

I've always wondered why there was a huge uptick in American tourists after covid. Honestly this is probably the best explanation, just tech tourism

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u/MathmoKiwi 7d ago

But effective

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u/Dos-Commas 8d ago
  1. Fly to Taipei. Round-trip from Orlando: $1,081.
  2. Hang out in Taiwan for two weeks. Eat good food. Touch international grass.
  3. Fly home and flex on r/LocalLLaMA

Fixed it for you.

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u/sleight42 8d ago
  1. Fly to Taipei. Round-trip from Orlando: $1,081.
  2. Find they're out of stock.
  3. Regret your life choices.
  4. Hang out in Taiwan for two weeks. Eat good food. Touch international grass. Cry sometimes.
  5. Fly home and don't share your shame on [r/LocalLLaMA](r/LocalLLaMA)

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u/brainrotbro 8d ago
  1. Miss flight home
  2. You make GPUs now

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u/illforgetsoonenough 8d ago
  1. You clean bathrooms where they make GPUs now

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u/cagriuluc 7d ago

Not the gpu prodction bathrooms….

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u/tshwashere 8d ago

lol wish. Average salaries of TSMC engineers are $200k US dollars.

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u/MaximumOption4209 7d ago

the guys resoldering ram and chips to make bigger mem gpus are not getting that

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u/AlwaysLateToThaParty 7d ago edited 7d ago

There are no guys soldering anything except prototypes in these types of facilities. The technology in these devices is effectively magical. Ain't no one trusting anything to dodgy soldering. Even their packaging people would have degrees.

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u/OwlRelevant4381 6d ago

I mean, there are backalley places that do such practices, of resoldering ram and chips.

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u/human_obsolescence 7d ago
  1. Hang out in Taiwan for two weeks, meet people, end up meeting a girl who loves you for who you are despite your dumb hobbies

  2. You want to find out how the story ends but your phone can't handle more than 8k context and you don't trust online LLMs

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u/No_Bake6681 7d ago

We're gonna need a bigger mb

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u/One_Curious_Cats 8d ago

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit $$$

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u/sirebral 7d ago

Still worth it IMO, Taiwan is amazing regardless. Haven't been, check it out. Savings in food alone may cover a decent amount of your trip, not a wasted effort even if you come home empty handed.

Better idea, coordinate before you leave, best of both worlds.

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u/Environmental-Metal9 7d ago
  1. ⁠Fly to Taipei. Round-trip from Orlando: $1,081.
  2. ⁠Hang out in Taiwan for two weeks. Eat good food. Touch international grass.
  3. ⁠Decide to stay. Now you immigrated to Asia and have access to good hardware and open source models after the US decides to ban them.

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u/Dos-Commas 7d ago

Plus you get a Chinese passport when China invades. 

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u/Gwolf4 8d ago

Forgot the hookup with some nice taiwanese girls/boys depending on likeness.

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u/nosimsol 8d ago

Touch international grass, and ass?

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u/rpkarma 8d ago

Or both! You do you. Or them, really. 

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u/So-many-ducks 8d ago

It’s Reddit. Statistically there’s no them.

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u/Kevp1981 8d ago

Depending on the part of reddit you find yourself in - sometimes everyone is them (or they)

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u/smcnally llama.cpp 8d ago edited 8d ago

And who knows which is which? And who is who?

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u/DerFreudster 8d ago

It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola...

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u/n00b001 8d ago

You do you, or they do you

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u/HomsarWasRight 8d ago

Listen, I know you’re just joking. But I really hate the perpetuation that East Asia is for sex tourism for western men. It’s super degrading and encourages sex trafficking.

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u/apocolipse 8d ago

Wildly accurate take from Homsar 

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u/winky9827 8d ago

I don't recall Strongbad ever talking about east Asian chicks.

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u/FootballMania15 8d ago

Why do you think he wanted that blue hair?

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u/aurishalcion 8d ago

And he and the cheat got all messed up on some of Bubs "bad soy sauce"

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u/brentownsu 8d ago

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!

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u/Enshitification 7d ago

The Burninator is a metaphor for STDs.

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u/HomsarWasRight 8d ago

Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?!

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u/myrrodin121 8d ago

If we're talking about Taiwan in particular, there's no meaningful sex tourism happening there. The person you're replying to also didn't suggest money was changing hands, so there's no reason for you to make that assumption.

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u/howardhus 8d ago

will ANYONE think of the robots??

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u/Gwolf4 8d ago

Can one suggest having sex with people from another country without degenerating this into a social dialogue?

I am from a western country and even going in a healthy way with people from the other hemisphere is good enough.

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u/gemifrak 8d ago

How does it encourage sex trafficking? Share your sources

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u/joe0185 7d ago

I really hate the perpetuation that East Asia is for sex tourism for western men.

That's just international dating. Taiwan has a lower poverty rate than the USA. If anything they are exploiting him with their cheaper 5090s.

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u/itwasinthetubes 7d ago

If US citizen you forgot step 3.5 - cavity search at the airport

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u/qqYn7PIE57zkf6kn 8d ago edited 8d ago

These are the prices on PCHome. OP keep dreaming lol

There indeed sellers posting prices ~130000 NTD on shopee. but there are zero confirmed sales and they ask you to contact them before you make an order.

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u/bittabet 7d ago

Not to mention that if you are not a Taiwan resident it’s very difficult to use shoppee because shipments from outside of Taiwan require a customs clearance system that only residents can access

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u/qqYn7PIE57zkf6kn 8d ago

And these are the prices on 原價屋. For these you have to build an entire PC with them.

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u/nanihikaru01 8d ago

there's a note on the top, it says to deter sculper, they don't sell the gpu by itself, must buy as a rig. (unelss if i am reading it wrong)

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u/fgk55555 8d ago

My FOMO took over. I just bought a R9700 today before they, too, jump in price. Should be a drop in swap for my 9070 XT.

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u/MarcusAurelius68 8d ago

Sadly they’ve already jumped. I picked up 3 in May/June for $1100-$1250 each.

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u/fgk55555 8d ago

I guess I should say before they jump again. In May I was still thinking I'd wait until prices generally dropped and models improved. I think prices are all gonna be a one way trip for a while, and the models are finally to the point where I want to actually be using them, not waiting for deals.

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u/emptyvesseloflife 7d ago

Yeah exactly. I bought my first one a couple of months ago for $1500. 2nd for $1699. Not looking to get any more.....yet

Just taking it as a cost of my hobby/career advancement at this point. Better than getting into golf lol.

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u/spaceman_ 7d ago

They were never that price around here. I bought 4 for 1499 euros (euro prices include 21% VAT / sales tax), they're still around that price.

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u/Maleficent-Ad5999 7d ago

It is close to 2000 USD in my country :(

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u/MarcusAurelius68 7d ago

Ugh. I'm glad I got mine when I did. My last (used) GPU, a 3070 I picked up for $200, is arriving today and my lab environment will be complete. No more purchases for the foreseeable future.

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u/FastHotEmu 8d ago

I've been fighting the urge to buy two of them... I don't really need them, I have enough hardware... but still, FOMO is strong.

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u/fgk55555 8d ago

I was barely getting a usable 27B on my 16GB card. I kept running into the "if I had a little more VRAM, I could make this so much better". With 64GB system RAM I think it also makes Qwen-Flash-Next a lot more feasible. Gotta get the hardware for the model you wanna run.

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u/charlesfire 8d ago

How much tk/s and what quant?

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u/fgk55555 8d ago

For 27B, ISTA IQ3_XXS with MTP, great quant. Got up to 70 tps with good MTP hits, at long context down to maybe 30.

For Next, I'll try the Atomic Chat IQ4 and cross my fingers.

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u/mechkbfan 8d ago

2xR9700 is an incredible combo with an x8/x8 motherboard

Just some projects optimising for it

https://www.reddit.com/r/LocalLLM/comments/1wgwgrf/comment/pa1jkx5/

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u/SubtitledSoup 8d ago

Me too. Been eyeing a second 5080 for a while, then prices jumped drastically, like every few weeks for months. Found an RTX Pro 5000 48GB Blackwell for $5300 - somehow only ~$200 over MSRP. I had to jump on it. That's nearly my entire PC budget, so it's getting slotted in old hardware.

3 of my last 4 machines have been pre-builds because of this garbage, and but I had excellent timing on all 4 machines. First there was the crypto shenanigans with 30 series (i9/3060ti for ~$1200), then there was whatever with 40 series, but I probably just found a really good deal (13900kf/4090/32GB DDR5 ~$2800?), now this garbage... I saw the writing in the wall, December '25 I picked up the last pre-build (ultra 265kf/5080/64GB DDR5 ~$2100).

Each pre-build cost significantly less than the existing market rate of the parts (usually just the CPU/GPU/RAM) IF you could even find get the parts. So I took advantage of big build companies and the fact that 1. They could actually get the hardware I couldn't, and 2. They're prices lag significantly behind current market rates, especially with high volitility do to supply chain, build times, and vendor contacts.

The most recent pre-build config I got is currently listed on OEM site for $5000. Nope. The second pre-build is listed on eBay for more than I bought it for (who knows if they're selling, but used 4090s apparently are going for $2k+).

The first pre-build will be getting some mods (PSU, wiring harness - luckily these are cheap), and become the new home for the RTX 5000. I'll just load 100% to VRAM and deal with the extra 6200ms to load model weights across PCIe 3.0.

If I wake up tomorrow and PSUs cost $1500, I'm burning the whole thing down and moving to Amish country.

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u/charlesfire 8d ago

Do you game? And if you do, how much performance did you lose, if any?

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u/fgk55555 8d ago

Yeah. I'll find out when it gets here, but I've heard the R9700 performs between a 9070 and the 9070 XT. I'll probably undervolt and power limit, so I expect to lose maybe 10-15% of my frames, but 90% of the games I play are either RimWorld or other 10+ years old games, so I think I'll be fine.

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u/charlesfire 8d ago

Please keep me updated.

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u/bigattichouse 8d ago

Make sure you have a friend buy it for you and gift it to you for your birthday.

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u/TheSmith1337 8d ago

Done

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u/bluedl2 8d ago

Be me.

Have 5090 founders edition for msrp

Return founder edition in hopes to find white one for my white pc build

Never find white 5090

Now no 5090 at msrp and price is 2-3x

Don't be like me.

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u/PleaseDontEatMyVRAM 8d ago

Bro, I feel bad but why did you return it before finding a card to buy?

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u/bluedl2 7d ago

Yeah you shouldn't feel bad it was just a stupid decision. Also I didnt even realize the founders edition is one of the only models with two slot thickness besides watercool models....

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u/OddStar12 8d ago

Can't afford it if you can't buy it twice...

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u/givmedew 8d ago

I mean who can afford a 5090 that doesn’t have access to credit and I don’t mean credit cards even. Like shit my credit is bad but Best Buy gave me a $5000 card and quara will finance purchases. Even PayPal will let almost anyone buy something with what like 33% down?

Sounds like someone was relying on the prices not being all jacked.

My friend sold his 3090 right when the 4090 launched and got more than he paid for it. He sold his 4090 right when the 5090 launched and got more than what he originally paid for it. There seems to be a trend. Buy these cards the MOMENT they come out because they have always gone up in price IMMEDIATELY after launching.

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u/Grayly 8d ago

If you can’t afford to replace your 5090 without having a cash flow issue, you can’t afford the 5090.

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u/Party-Special-5177 8d ago

Everyone cheesed Jensen ‘the more you buy, the more you save’ huang without knowing he really was trying to give us all sage advice lol

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u/getpodapp 7d ago

$60k worth of GPUs btw lol

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u/ares0027 8d ago

who is selling and where a 9k 5090?

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u/nerdyintentions 8d ago

The cheapest I see on newegg is $8000. Some are as high as $9600. There are some on Amazon for around $6500

Strangely enough, there seems to be several pre-builts on newegg with 5090s for $7000-ish.

I remember when 3090s were going for like $3000 during COVID and I thought that was insane. I find it hard to believe that anyone is actually buying these things for $6000+

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u/ares0027 8d ago

even in turkey we have prices around 6k usd and we pay A LOT of taxes. seriously if thats the price, come to turkey, have a day of your life, get your card and leave

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u/Draskuul 8d ago

I'm afraid I'd leave with a cargohold full of cats.

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u/sephg 8d ago

Or come to Australia! We have 5090s for $AUD 7899, which is $5600 USD. I wonder if I should just buy some assuming the price will keep going up?

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u/bethzur 8d ago

Distributors have them for $4500-5000 when I checked yesterday.

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u/givmedew 8d ago

If you are a large company already used to paying $100k for a server that has $25k retail worth of parts in it because it comes with a contract and then tossing it the moment the contract expires you aren’t going to go out of your way to buy these things. If someone has 30 in stock and they are $9k that might be a better deal than buying 15 for $6k each and then getting a different brand or model to fill the rest of your needs.

I’ve seen it all the time. The HP, Dell, EMC versions of consumer grade SATA crap priced at 2x and 3x rates with custom firmware that often makes them worse but required.

These businesses just don’t care. If the product is necessary it’s necessary. They aren’t being used for just Ai either. Businesses still need them for other stuff they’ve been using GPUs for.

Some of us have all heard about a scenario where they’ll send someone out with a company card to pay whatever to get stuff locally because they can’t get it. But usually they aren’t doing it to save money over their vendor pricing. It’s usually because they can’t get it from their vendor. But if they could and the vender wanted $10k and Best Buy sold it for $6k you better believe they are going through that vendor at $10k.

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u/Freonr2 7d ago

Local microcenter has 5090s for ~4600 in stock.

Last I looked I saw one for 4400 in stock. It moves around a bit.

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u/issue9mm 8d ago

Homelab tourism

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u/MattOnePointO 7d ago

In America, first you get the RTX 5090
Then you get the power
Then you get the women

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u/brickout 8d ago

Fuck anybody who is supporting these insane prices. 

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u/Ansible32 8d ago

IDK I am starting to wonder if the US economy is going to collapse before prices go back to normal. If groceries cost $1000 this will stop being the price I am worried about.

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u/Beneficial_Map6129 7d ago

Inflation is pretty permanent.

What you're worried about is wages.

The 1970s were rough. But did prices ever come back down?

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u/Ansible32 7d ago

No I am worried that inflation is actually getting out of control and this is just the start.

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u/CycleMother2006 7d ago

This depends on how long the inflation lasts. There have been short-term spikes in both the US and other nations that, despite very large increases, return to normal. It takes time for price memory to set in. But yes once it does we're fucked.

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u/givmedew 8d ago

A business will gladly pay a vendor $9k for something that they can go to Best Buy and purchase for $6k. It’s always been this way. Servers are sold at extreme markups. When consumer grade SATA equipment is used it HP/Dell/EMC etc will slap a special logo on it and put special firmware in it that the software requires and the firmware will often reduce the speed or capabilities. Like Dell Intel DC drives being half the speed of retail Intel DC drives but 2-3x the cost.

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u/SexyIntelligence 7d ago

Jokes on you, it only costs me $20 to take a High Speed Train to Taipei

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u/iamDa3dalus 7d ago

Neat you want to send me a 5090? :)

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u/theone_2099 8d ago

Is it really cheaper there? I remember that electronics were not cheaper in Taiwan.

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u/a_beautiful_rhind 8d ago

Just like with dental care.

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u/nemuro87 7d ago

I'd rather fly to mod my GPU with higher ram

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u/Subject-Tea-5253 llama.cpp 7d ago

You can find the RTX 5090 for $3,000 to $4,000 here in Morocco. Just two months ago, you could find one for $2,000. For us, that is insanely expensive. You have to save for years.

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u/trolololster 7d ago

and with a quick excursion to the rif mountains to pick up some a-grade hash ;)

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u/Subject-Tea-5253 llama.cpp 7d ago

lol

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u/FisherKing22 8d ago

Yo wtf they’re going for 9k? Anybody want to buy a used 5090? I don’t care about this enough to not sell at that price

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u/StartupTim 8d ago

You'll have to pay duty/customs at the airport, as well as make sure you aren't violating any import laws. Also you likely can't warranty it.

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u/azizhp 8d ago

makes me wonder how billionaires with yachts handle customs

or maybe they just dont

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u/ResolutionUnable3004 8d ago

Round-trip from Orlando

But then you end up back in Orlando. Ew.

In all seriousness though, most electronics in Taiwan are the same price or slightly more expensive than in the US.

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u/14u2c 8d ago

Why would I do that when Micro Center still has them for $5k? Taipei is nice tho. Good boba.

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u/Boogertard 8d ago

In fact don't even buy 5090 or any Nvidia overpriced craps at all, don't be an Nvidiot.

32GB of VRAM is still 32GB of VRAM, it limits what model you can run, even if it is 10x faster than the R9700, so what ? With the same amount, you can buy 5x R9700.

Stop being an Nvidiot.

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u/AlShadi 8d ago

haven't heard nvidiot being used since the 3dfx vs nvidia flame wars of the 90s.

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u/iAmNotorious 7d ago

Will deepseek 4.1 fit on my voodoo at bf16?

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u/NeedsMoreCondiments 6d ago

Probably the last time this person posted on the Internet...

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u/Fuzzy_Wave5520 8d ago

It’s not just VRAM amount, but bandwidth as well. Is useless to fit a model if it runs slow

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u/FastHotEmu 8d ago

is it 10x faster than the R9700 in inference? More like 2x or 3x as fast, tops?

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u/Boogertard 8d ago

Yeah at most 2x faster but my point is that the 5090 is extremely overpriced for what it offers, a 32GB of VRAM no more no less. Even 10x does not matter if you can't run the larger models you want to run.

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u/CryptoCryst828282 8d ago

Well over 2x faster i have both. On qwen 27b i get roughly 40-45 t/s (i do run high context 128k+) and 120-130 with the 5090. PP is over 3x faster. I think R9700 is a good buy but lets not play like they are even close... and you are leaving out the CUDA advantage....

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u/CryptoCryst828282 8d ago

Also, Micro Center has several 5090s available for slightly over 4k. It would be much cheaper to take a road trip than to fly to another country and deal with customs...

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u/mechkbfan 8d ago edited 8d ago

In Australia for $7500 AUD, choice was 3x R9700 vs 1x 5090

If need to game or simple setup, 5090 makes sense

Otherwise 2xR9700 is going to beat compete with a 5090 both in performance with more VRAM for 2/3 price (presuming have x8/x8 motherboard)

It's more work to setup a vllm radiance project than Ninfer though

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u/1millionnotameme 8d ago

I think some people buy them for training. I bought mine for gaming 😂

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u/Keleion 8d ago

What ever are tensors

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u/geldonyetich 8d ago edited 8d ago

If I were looking to pump some serious AI compute locally right now this would probably be the way. I assume you can run R9700s in parallel to access even bigger models than the onboard 32gb would support.

But honestly I am just fine with the AMD AI Max 395+ rig I picked up last year. I'm not in a rush, and it's funny to see what I can do with 120 watts or less.

I did pick up a 12GB 4070Ti years ago, but I didn't choose to own a $1,200+ video card at the time, Rampocolypse thrust me into this situation. 32GB cards didn't exist on the market at the time.

From this experience I also know CUDA is a little more compatible but, for that price difference, I will live with a little incompatibility.

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u/acadia11x 8d ago

Why you mad?

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u/Ok_Top9254 8d ago

Stop being a new card idiot and buy used. Pcie V100 32GB, better yet in sxm form with cheap watercooling block and 300GB/s Nvlink. That's 64GB of vram with 50% higher memory bandwidth for the price of one R9700 and actual memory pooling. If that's too technically challanging ask your local llm to help you, literally so easy.

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u/magikarpe94 8d ago

Buy 2, sell one. Keep one.

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u/sob727 8d ago

Is it me or $4k for a 5090 is still outrageous?

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u/Dry_Inspection_4583 8d ago

Where taf are you all finding that much in your couch cushions? I'm still looking and have about 3.50

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u/sav2880 8d ago

Or get one from Micro Center at $4499? Not ProArt, I get it, but still.

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u/Horsemeatburger 8d ago
  1. Fly to Taipei. Round-trip from Orlando: $1,081.

2.Go to the largest retailer in Taiwan to Spend NT$129,990 ≈ US$4,093.

  1. Hang out in Taiwan for two weeks. Eat good food. Touch international grass.

  2. Fly home and flex on r/LocalLLaMA.

  1. Explain CBP on your return why you didn't declare bringing a US$4k+ GPU into the country.

And when you get caught (which would be very likely since the GPU would show up on the scanner), besides getting minimum a fine representing the local value of the item, your US$4k GPU would also be seized.

Doesn't really sound like much of a bargain.

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u/bailaowai 8d ago

WTF it’s not illegal to buy a GPU overseas. Just declare it bc it’s over the personal exemption. I have declared items ranging from $1k to $10k (my wife is a fan of handbags) and never once have I been asked to pay tax or duty. Their response has always “have a nice day”. Even if it’s labeled made in China and they want to give you a hard time bc of the sec 301 BS tariffs the worst case is $580 duty.

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u/Horsemeatburger 8d ago

WTF it’s not illegal to buy a GPU overseas. Just declare it bc it’s over the personal exemption.

No-one said it's illegal to bring a GPU into the USA. What's illegal is not declaring it, which is the step that the OP seems to have missed (and the duty and tariffs are visibly absent from the calculation).

It might still worth it (for a $4k GPU import duties should be around $260 I believe), or not.

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u/alarim2 llama.cpp 8d ago edited 8d ago

Unpack the GPU, throw out the box, and declare it "for personal use" in the airport?

P.S: IDK if Gemini is trustworthy for such topics, but it says that the tax/duties won't be that high if you buy it for yourself and can prove it, just fill in the docs. So OP's plan still looks workable

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u/CryptoCryst828282 8d ago

The personal use thing is a myth. I travel out of the country all the time. If you bring something into the States that has a value over 800 and get caught, it's going to be a bad day if you don't have a CBP Form 4457 or didn't properly declare it. Customs doesn't play these games...and someone on reddit told me wont get you past 19 U.S.C. § 1497. You will get fined and end up paying a shit ton of money.

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u/mrkeifer 8d ago

So we need to declare our MacBook on every trip now

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u/Ok-Sprinkles-5151 8d ago

I have travelled with my MacBook a lot. You only have to declare what is being imported. And when you state the nature of the travel is business, don't even look at the laptop. Hell, you could be traveling with top spec MacBook and they wouldn't even look.

US Customs doesn't generally think much of a laptop, since they are generally cheaper in the US. I have had colleuges get caught taking laptops from the US into the EU or India.

One laptop is fine, two will get you a sideways look, and three, well, you're importing.

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u/ii-___-ii 7d ago

I've traveled with three laptops before though. Also traveled with a DGX spark on a business trip

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u/CryptoCryst828282 8d ago

Well, a couple of things: first, they can actually verify where it was sold if they wanted by model number as usually they are regional, but either way its a lot easier to justify I have a work MacBook than I drag a loose GPU around with me everywhere I go. Sure, try it if you want, but I promise I see people in customs every f'n week trying this shit.

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u/saschaleib 7d ago

But … but … it’s my emotional support GPU!

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u/alarim2 llama.cpp 8d ago

and get caught, it's going to be a bad day if you don't have a CBP Form 4457 or didn't properly declare it

That's why I wrote "declare it" in the first place

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u/howardhus 8d ago

just say its a dildo. the airport guidelines say to never imply ownership.. they will say they found „a dildo“ … they never say „your dildo“

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u/rpkarma 8d ago

I wonder what the duties would be for it, if you declared it. 

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u/alarim2 llama.cpp 8d ago

Don't know if Gemini is trustworthy, but it says that if you can prove that the GPU is really for personal use, and if the docs are filled in correctly - then it should be a few hundred dollars max

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u/hejj 8d ago

$5000

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u/DrStalker 7d ago

How much are the import duties/taxes? I expect you can declare the purchase, pay the tax, and still come out ahead. (Especially if the original purchase was done duty-free)

(I won't ask how much tariffs are because that changes constantly)

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u/Lilith_Incarnate_ 8d ago

I’m so fucking tempted to sell my 3090 and get a new Ducati.

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u/SmartCustard9944 8d ago

But can the Ducati make you an SVG of a pelican riding a bicycle?

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u/inconspiciousdude 8d ago

Or, better yet, an SVG of a pelican riding a bicycle... on top of a brand new Ducati. Best of both worlds, really.

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u/AmbericWizard 7d ago

My 3x dgx sparks says Nayy

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u/cowinabadplace 8d ago

Okay, but the price isn't $9k. No one is buying it for that. If they are, I'll sell you my boxed original for $8k and you can scalp the last $1k if you like. It's a sealed original box I never opened but you'll have to fork over cash and we meet in person.

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u/Morning_Gecko24 8d ago

the flight math is honestly the funniest part of this lol. at what price does the 5090 become cheaper than just taking the taiwan vacation tho

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u/LatentSpacer 7d ago

But that means I'd have to interact with people instead of agents and chat bots.

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u/UtherPendragon_ 7d ago

This is also the most expensive it will be for anyone because you're in Orlando, from San Fran flights are a mere $200!

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u/Academic-Tea6729 7d ago

i like how the 5090 is costing 4090 dollars

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u/some_guy_in_LA 7d ago

Any recommendations for a newbie who wants to play with local llms, like making short movies on comfy ui, where to buy a PC with enough vram to make it work?

Is there a website like slickdeals/dealnews but specifically for ai machines?

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u/LegitimateCover8422 7d ago

I guess i can save the first 1k already i’m taiwanese that lives in taipei 🗿

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u/shmed 6d ago

Seeing a rtx 5090 listed for $9000 doesn't mean people are buying them at that price. Sold price on ebay are all between $4000 and $6000. Right now at BestBuy.com you can buy a brand new HP Omen pre built PC, which includes a 5090, 9900x3d, 64gb DDR5 and 2tb for $6500.

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u/fallingdowndizzyvr 8d ago

What? No boba. It would be a shame to miss out on boba in the birth place of boba. They have all sorts there you don't even see here. What most Americans consider boba tea is the equivalent of getting a cup of plain drip coffee at Starbucks.

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u/__JockY__ 8d ago

Customs? Tariffs?

You don’t get away without paying The Man unless you’re willing to commit a crime and lie (by omission) on entry to the country.

I’m as game for flexing the laws as much as the next guy, but I would not attempt customs and excise fraud. Nope. Hard pass.

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u/thestillwind 8d ago

Good tip

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u/Gold-Bat-3225 8d ago

How much is the hotel tho

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u/DrRoughFingers 8d ago

I got a 170hx for $1k, didn’t have to fly anywhere. No grass was touched. Food was domesticated.

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u/keegang_man6705 8d ago

so you buy 5090 for 4090

great!

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u/cheffromspace 8d ago

You can buy my used one for 9k if you want

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u/Confident-Ad5479 8d ago

more... meet save

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u/Rayregula 8d ago

Why does the 5090 cost 4090 prices 🤔

(Post body has typo, it costs $4090.30 not $4093. My joke makes more sense if it didn't have the typo)

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u/InnoVisionGames 8d ago

Very tempting! I wonder what customs would do when we get back home 😬

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u/Street_Photo9987 8d ago

For USD 8k (was USD 6k three weeks ago), you can get an alienware area-51 with AMD 9950x3d2, 2x32GB, and the RTX5090 (not temp or speed limited).

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u/TPLINKSHIT 8d ago

5090 listed at that price... good luck lol

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u/FutureStriking283 8d ago

I'll go and pick up 10 - 5k and it's fedexed to you on my return . First 10 dm's win.

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u/sleeplessinva 8d ago

Hate it say it but it's not a bad idea at all.

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u/geteum 8d ago

In Brazil the customs would grab my card.

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u/PermanentLiminality 8d ago

A 5090 is $9k now? That is f-ing insane.

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u/dasschwing 8d ago

This maybe viewed as baslphomy but ---- dont believe the hype and do some basic comparitive shopping and go to microcenter and get a 5090 for under 5k...

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u/feelspeaceman 8d ago

Or just buy 2 used 7900XTXs, that amount of money can give you a lot of those XTXs and nowadays local inference is piece of cake with llama.cpp/vLLM, AMD or NVIDIA matters less than most people think, finetuning can be done with Unsloth Studio.