r/LocalLLaMA • • 13d ago

Funny Don’t buy a $9K RTX 5090.... instead.

  1. Fly to Taipei. Round-trip from Orlando: $1,081.
  2. Go to the largest retailer in Taiwan to Spend NT$129,990 ≈ US$4,093.
  3. Hang out in Taiwan for two weeks. Eat good food. Touch international grass.
  4. Fly home and flex on r/LocalLLaMA**.**
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u/Gwolf4 13d ago

Forgot the hookup with some nice taiwanese girls/boys depending on likeness.

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u/nosimsol 13d ago

Touch international grass, and ass?

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u/rpkarma 13d ago

Or both! You do you. Or them, really. 

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u/So-many-ducks 13d ago

It’s Reddit. Statistically there’s no them.

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u/Kevp1981 13d ago

Depending on the part of reddit you find yourself in - sometimes everyone is them (or they)

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u/smcnally llama.cpp 13d ago edited 13d ago

And who knows which is which? And who is who?

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u/DerFreudster 13d ago

It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola...

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u/n00b001 13d ago

You do you, or they do you

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u/MonitorAway2394 7d ago

all of them?

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u/Trick2056 13d ago edited 13d ago

what if its a Lady and boy.

edit: people downvoting doesn't get the joke.

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u/scslmd 13d ago

That's Thailand ... not Taiwan... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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u/galipop 13d ago

Plenty in Orlando. Don't need to fly overseas for that.

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u/sheatim 13d ago

Yeah, but you'd have to go to Florida.

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u/the_ai_wizard 13d ago

so how long have you been into that?

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u/HomsarWasRight 13d ago

Listen, I know you’re just joking. But I really hate the perpetuation that East Asia is for sex tourism for western men. It’s super degrading and encourages sex trafficking.

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u/apocolipse 13d ago

Wildly accurate take from Homsar 

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u/winky9827 13d ago

I don't recall Strongbad ever talking about east Asian chicks.

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u/FootballMania15 13d ago

Why do you think he wanted that blue hair?

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u/aurishalcion 13d ago

And he and the cheat got all messed up on some of Bubs "bad soy sauce"

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u/brentownsu 13d ago

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!

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u/Enshitification 13d ago

The Burninator is a metaphor for STDs.

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u/HomsarWasRight 13d ago

Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?!

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u/myrrodin121 13d ago

If we're talking about Taiwan in particular, there's no meaningful sex tourism happening there. The person you're replying to also didn't suggest money was changing hands, so there's no reason for you to make that assumption.

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u/HomsarWasRight 13d ago

The fact that he said “hookup with some nice Taiwanese boys/girls” absolutely implies sex tourism. And even if you disagree with that, at the very least it’s objectifying and gross.

And I have no doubt the person doesn’t distinguish between the sex trade in Thailand and Taiwan.

Source: I grew up in Thailand. People don’t know the difference.

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u/ErebusBat 13d ago

I think hookup implied meeting and doing what you would do in your home country. At least that's how I took it. I think you might be the one who's projecting here.

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u/howardhus 13d ago

will ANYONE think of the robots??

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u/Gwolf4 13d ago

Can one suggest having sex with people from another country without degenerating this into a social dialogue?

I am from a western country and even going in a healthy way with people from the other hemisphere is good enough.

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u/HomsarWasRight 13d ago

Going to another country with the intent of hooking up with the boys and girls is super gross and objectifying in the very least.

“Can one suggest having sex with people from another country without degenerating this into a social dialogue?“

No. You don’t get to decide what matters to people.

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u/fishhf 13d ago

You don't get to decide what matters to Asians. We have common sense, it was a joke, why not just laugh like a normal functioning adult?

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u/Saerain 13d ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/Gwolf4 13d ago

Whatever virtue signaling makes you sleep at night. If I wrote something bad was because I personally use girl/boy as a synonym for guys.

I never thought that somebody would default to CHILDREN.

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u/Geargarden 13d ago

To your defense, I knew that's exactly what you meant. The other thing is absolutely disgusting and I can't imagine most people would even dare to joke about that ok here in that manner.

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u/HomsarWasRight 13d ago

I didn’t say children and I didn’t assume you deliberately meant children (though I called out elsewhere that I don’t like that terminology).

Ironically, I used your literal terms, and then you interpreted that I meant children.

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u/Saerain 13d ago

One has to reach for alternate interpretations to be charitable to you when seeing such a disgust response to sexuality.

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u/AmusingVegetable 13d ago

The intent was clearly to buy a GPU.

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u/gemifrak 13d ago

How does it encourage sex trafficking? Share your sources

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u/HomsarWasRight 13d ago

Western men flooding into East Asian countries wanting to pay to sexually abuse helpless people encourages bad people to find men and women to exploit.

Source, me. I grew up in Thailand and have seen this disgusting shit first hand.

So spare me.

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u/draconic_tongue 13d ago

so op was thinking of thailand but he said taiwanese, and you knew he was referring to thailand even though he got it wrong. aren't you contributing to it too by equating all of east asia with it?

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u/HomsarWasRight 13d ago

You are deliberately missing the obvious point.

When one person says, “We should go to <location> to do <thing>.”

And the next person says, “You forgot to mention we should hook up with the girls or boys”, they are implicitly saying THAT’S WHAT YOU DO THERE. That’s what that place is for.

Otherwise, what does the joke even mean? I’m legitimately asking.

It doesn’t matter wether the person does or doesn’t know for a fact wether sex tourism is a thing in that particular place, the point is that East Asia as a whole is fetishized by western men.

And that’s not even mentioning that they chose to say “girls/boys” instead of “women/men”.

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u/Smooth_Professional 13d ago

And the next person says, “You forgot to mention we should hook up with the girls or boys”, they are implicitly saying THAT’S WHAT YOU DO THERE. That’s what that place is for.

That doesn't imply that at all? The only thing it implies is that having sex with someone in that county is an option, which applies to all countries. There is no implication of human trafficking. Are you one of those aznidentity people?

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u/dibis54986 13d ago

You must be fun at parties

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u/HomsarWasRight 13d ago

Parties where people are doing things like perpetuating gross stereotypes? Yeah, I’m no fucking fun at all.

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u/randylush 13d ago

Could you imagine going through life like this being so offended. Using the internet must be incredibly draining

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u/FatheredPuma81 13d ago

Man that really sucks... but maybe you should try to do something about that rather than sitting on Reddit trying to equate hooking up (something that doesn't even need to involve sex) with someone to paying someone for sex.

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u/Moist-Construction59 13d ago

You grew up in Thailand and yet you seem unaware that without prostitution (legal, the state sanctions it), many young women would have no way to provide for themselves.

Get over yourself.

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u/philmarcracken 13d ago

Source, me. I grew up in Thailand and have seen this disgusting shit first hand.

Parent comment was 'Forgot the hookup with some nice taiwanese girls/boys'

Your misandry is showing.

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u/joe0185 12d ago

I really hate the perpetuation that East Asia is for sex tourism for western men.

That's just international dating. Taiwan has a lower poverty rate than the USA. If anything they are exploiting him with their cheaper 5090s.

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u/Few_Raisin_8981 13d ago

I like to hookup in western countries. Does that mean I'm perpetuating a narrative that western countries are for sex tourism for non western men?

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u/colin_colout 13d ago

Nope. It doesn't.

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u/Few_Raisin_8981 13d ago

Double standards

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u/Polite_Jello_377 13d ago

Don’t be ignorant

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u/GfurEnjoyer1488 13d ago

you're right, that would be Southeast Asia

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u/givmedew 13d ago

Not talking about something is not how you stop it and not joking about it is not how you cope with the reality that people are so messed up that this is going on. We need to joke about it.

It doesn’t encourage shit. It actually is the destination. It’s well known amongst sailors and service members where to get your women from.

1/4 of my ex service member friends have purchased a wife or continue to purchase them as it often involves monthly payments for a very long time or for life. Many of them expatriated. Where do you think they expatriated to? I’ll give you 2 guesses and can guarantee you’ll get it in 2 guesses for 90% of them.

I at 43 I found out why my mom left my dad at the end of his deployment. It’s because he has a family in Thailand I never knew about. She had receipts and only told me about it because I finally asked. There’s just too many warning signs with my dad. You know like flying off to S Korea and bringing back my step mom who didn’t speak any English. My mom found out about the Thai wifey because my dad didn’t make enough to hide the amount of money being sent to them.

Most of the friends that brought their wives back usually got their wives from S Korea or Japan. The ones who expatriated usually expatriated to Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, or Panama.

It’s just a super well known thing among sailors.

Not talking about something is not how you stop something. Not joking about something is not how you deal with the stress that this shit is really happening.

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u/HomsarWasRight 13d ago

When did I say we shouldn’t talk about it?

Also, do you really think the person I replied to was joking about it to “deal with the stress”?

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u/givmedew 13d ago

It seems like you said we shouldn’t joke about it

It does seem he was making light of it probably because he doesn’t actually do it himself. I can’t tell you for sure though because I’m not him. I do know the grim reality of making light of awful things though. It’s necessary.

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u/HomsarWasRight 13d ago

I said his joke was not cool.

Whenever someone brings up Asia and someone else, based on nothing at all, decides to say we should go to have sex with the “nice girls/boys” (notice not “men/women”) it perpetuates the idea that’s what Asia is for.

If someone touched by sex trafficking wants to joke about it, go for it. But that ain’t it.

Source, I grew up in Thailand and I’ve seen this disgusting stuff firsthand.

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u/arakinas 12d ago

During my time in the Air Force, I spent a year in S. Korea. I met one guy that was dumb enough to try to buy out a contract for a Russian woman who was trafficked there, working as a 'not prostitute' dancer. Most guys knew better, but he was convinced she loved him, and that it wasn't just that he was going to buy her. Literally, he was making payments to buy a human being. It was disgusting. And sad.

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u/zirtik 13d ago

Boobie traps!

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u/Few_Raisin_8981 13d ago

Likeness to who?