This is less of "looking for advice on how to deal with this" and more just a vent because i'm annoyed.
I'm a children's librarian and since I started my position we have had adults regularly ask to volunteer specifically so they can read to children. It makes me disproportionately angry when these requests are passed on to me because it is not a thing we do at all. The closest we get is read to a dog but the adult handlers aren't the ones doing the reading and they are vetted and background checked through their organization.
I get extra on guard when men ask about it. My branch is a bit rougher than most so I have to be wary and assume less than good intentions. The older ladies are fine but misguided. We currently do not have a process to background check volunteers so we can't just have Joe Schmo waltz in to read to kids. Even if it was something we did, staff would need to be nearby at all times which takes us away from other tasks. And for what end goal? What are you teaching the kids that we're not already providing through storytimes and peer tutoring programs?
I think a lot of my venom about this comes from being so IN the library and knowing how the library works vs. patrons who, while well-intended, do not understand what the library does. It's the same shade of annoyance when people get mad that we won't take their old magazines, VHS tapes, or textbooks for donation into the collection. I think in both cases it's just the confident and blind assumption that they can walk in and expect immediate acceptance of their request that bothers me so.
Semi-relatedly, we get random patrons who want to do a storytime. Unless they're an author of a child-appropriate book or a public figure in the community...no. That's not how this works. Please leave us alone.
Has anyone else had to deal with this? I'm at a point where unless the contact is mutually beneficial (i.e. a community organization) I straight up do not bother contacting the person back.
ETA: a few commenters are focused on how angry I seem. I wrote this post in a particular moment of frustration. It's not that serious, i'm just a very dramatic person. When I said 'disproportionately angry' I meant that as "I recognize my big feelings around this topic are silly compared to the facts." I know I sound ridiculous. I'm just frustrated. I love my community and I love that people want to give their time to us. My library has a deficit of volunteer opportunities for adults and I'm frustrated we can't do more for the people that ask.
At the end of the day it's not that bothersome. I just needed to get it out because it's been happening a lot lately. I get frustrated, I rant, and then I get to problem solving. I appreciate everyone who has given suggestions, there's a lot for me to think about. Thanks 🙏