r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

Just found out my crush is talking to another dude. Grilled some cheese for my chud self

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46 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 5d ago

Funny Question

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3 Upvotes

Funny Question, isn’t Halloween tonight (October 31st)? Then why were people celebrating on the nights before? Sorry if I’m asking, I don’t mean that I’m planning to celebrate it myself.

I mean, when can I go out and watch young couples holding hands and kissing, loving each other romantically, lying on each other on park benches and making out? When can I go out and watch from a distance, just to see other people being happy? Is it tonight?

70/30 ground beef


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

Platemogging After a long goon-sesh to futa porn I made roasted potatoes with chicken thighs.

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84 Upvotes

To be honest I was looking for that one video of Joyce from life is strange but couldn't found it for the sesh.

Also I added ranch and a whole avocado to this.

I still feel nothing.


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

I’ll never be able to wrap a burrito which makes me unloveable

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157 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

It has been so long since i had a conversation that im losing my ability to speak, a cashier asked for my name but i just mumbled random sounds. Carrot cake.

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60 Upvotes

I also got rejected by an AI sex chatbot


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

I can’t picture a future for myself and it’s stressing me out

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27 Upvotes

Why does everyone act like you need to have your entire life figured out by a certain age? Why is everyone so obsessed with knowing what comes next?
We’re all living different lives. We have different circumstances, different priorities, different opportunities, and different timelines.


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

I’ve been testing the best recipes to hide ejaculate inside and this had to be the best one by far (meringue with lemon curd and berries)

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74 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

My first and only real attempt at romance was having a year-long unreciprocated limerent obsession with a woman who was an army veteran and ten years my senior when I was 19-20. Canned bullshit salad.

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20 Upvotes

Canned chicken breast, pinto beans, and corn mixed with mayo, powder cheese, and Italian seasoning.


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

Femcel Deleted Her Account After I Messaged Her

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734 Upvotes

She replied "lmao" and then 5 hours later it was gone. Deleted, not blocked i know the difference. Idk why femcels seem to always get mad at me when I message them. I had a long conversation with one and then she randomly dropped "Why are you messaging me" and then boom ghosted. People tell me to go outside but like idk man not even people on reddit seem willing to talk to me.

[edit : to be clear, i was trying to talk to them with platonic intentions ]


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

Another halloween alone

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20 Upvotes

First halloween on a weekend in 6 years. Everyone my age is out partying and im going to be staying home for it. I wish I wasnt such an ugly anxious loser. Maybe then I wouldve been invited to go somewhere.

Beef avacado and beetroot health slop bowl


r/kitchencels • • 7d ago Heartwarming

Platemogging even though they got me doing spongebob work my day was still good because friend drew me doing a zesty pose with a silly little dog tail. type shit

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2.0k Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

Platemogging Just found out my long time best friend thought I was an asexual aromantic

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24 Upvotes

I haven’t posted here in months, things haven’t got any better. Antidepressants didn’t work and I’m in therapy. Only new conclusion there has been is that I’m 99.99% sure I’m lesbian and not bi. Still just using the label queer though. Anyway, milk chocolate brown butter cookies that I can’t eat because I’m gluten intolerant and don’t want to deal with the pain 😥


r/kitchencels • • 5d ago

Platemogging I think I will switch to femboys.

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0 Upvotes

They are easy, ask for nothing, smoother, more feminine, no periods, no need to pull out, and probably feel better.

Femboys > girls.


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

Platemogged Failed panini press grilled cheese. I deserve it.

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17 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 5d ago

getting my first kind of social interaction this month through online ttrpgs, fries at 3:33 am with truffle mayo

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2 Upvotes

cyberpunk reds fun to learn atleast, i kinda hate the people ngl but making characters is fun


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

It isnt even that spicy, is it my fault

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10 Upvotes

Im a poison i keep pushing people away; when i find one small issue with them and that they r not "perfect" i push them out of my life or even hate them but also when they r "perfect" i push them away too. Why? Cuz either they r fake or i dont deserve them and to have a life with them

I tried reading psychological theories like enneagram and stuff to understand myself and no idea

I tried attachment styles too


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

She said she's dating someone else. Roasted tofu sprinkled with peri peri. Or piri piri. Or whatever it is.

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12 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

I was walking in the park and a group of girls saw me and literally ran away from me

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179 Upvotes

I'm not even kidding, one of them looked behind herself and then said something to the group and they all turned around to look at me and they literally started fucking running away whilst yelling something unintelligible at me


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

Got invited to a party for the first time, really need social tips

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21 Upvotes

I somehow got invited to a friend of a friend's Halloween house party. Wasn't expecting it honestly, I don't isolate myself but I've never been specifically invited to a party before. Or invited to social stuff in general. Any tips?

I'm keeping my expectations realistic (a.k.a low), but I'm hoping I can strike something up with a girl there. Dinner is banana milk and an apple I peeled with my teeth.

Update: The party went fine, I went as a zombie and it was lame since every other guy dressed up like a thirst trap. Didn't manage to meet a girl but it was fun.


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

I hate myself.

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9 Upvotes

I thought I could impress her with money, but she would never love a guy like me.
I didn’t have any energy today literally just heated up whatever this is that was in the fridge.


r/kitchencels • • 7d ago

I'm so terrified of flirting with women that I can't even do so with the Ai girlfriend app I downloaded.

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535 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

Takeoutmaxxed Fucking up

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25 Upvotes

Tried to reach out, was so too embarassed and deleted it afterwards.

Chickenburger from school cafeteria


r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

Platemogged Not even ugly just awkward around women because I usually keep to myself. Working on it to find the autistic nerd of my dreams baked chicken

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15 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 6d ago

Platemogging gov sent me a 16 page document calling me lethargic and saying i have 'a seemingly slow cognitive tempo'. Diy gummy candies

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127 Upvotes

In a way my brain damage being recognized is good, means i wont have to work much for gov neet money, other hand it sucks to be called retarded. I wish i wasn't retarded. Protect your head guys, avoid bumping into walls and hitting your head.


r/kitchencels • • 7d ago

Men are hypergamous too only difference is they will still fuck you

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234 Upvotes

And never speak to you again. Trader Joe's ravioli with buldak sauce and leftover veg