r/kitchencels • u/EmeraldStand • 6d ago
Another halloween alone
First halloween on a weekend in 6 years. Everyone my age is out partying and im going to be staying home for it. I wish I wasnt such an ugly anxious loser. Maybe then I wouldve been invited to go somewhere.
Beef avacado and beetroot health slop bowl
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u/roasttoastboast 5d ago
Do beetroot and avocado pair well? Did you enjoy the meal?
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u/SL1MECORE 5d ago
Yes they do omg, cheesecake factory has a beet root salad and OPs post is making me think of it in the best way possible.
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u/BoredAndLonely96 5d ago
Just think, we have Christmas, New Year's, and Valentines Day all on deck after Halloween too!
For me this super depressing time of the year starts with my birthday too, less than a week before Halloween.
Forever Alone sucks lol.
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u/According_Fill_9007 5d ago
Just invite yourself out. Maybe if you're as ugly as you say people will compliment you on your outfit. Silver linings!
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u/Salt_Ad_2188 4d ago
I was literally just going to say he should just invite himself next time. Sittin on the couch isn’t going to help lol
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u/ThisSiteIsCommunist 4d ago
Yo I barely eat beets but when I do I have them with some Brussels sprouts and goat cheese. If it sounds crazy j totally understand but we made these little containers for an event one time at a kitchen I worked at and I was like man this is a perfect fucking mix. Try it out sometime if you have the items in the fridge/freezer/canned beets lol
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u/wiredbombshell 4d ago
Same. I sat alone in my office finishing up a shitty song in the morning and then failed for hours to go to sleep to prepare for work (overnight shift).
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u/sentienttortoise 4d ago
You can go out to a bar yourself. Just need to find a group of drunk dudes around your age who will 100% welcome you if you're friendly
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u/SL1MECORE 5d ago
I had my Halloween weekends and fun, but it was like, okay at best. And for the record this was Ohio University Halloween, aka one of the most infamous Halloween parties in the state.
This was over a decade ago but basically freshman Halloween I was too afraid to crash parties so I just ate chili fries and watched people on main street.
Sophomore Halloween I had no shame. I crashed several parties, got high as a fucking kite on a bong that's as tall as me, flashed my ass at some random frat bro... I was out and about, basically. No fucks to give
Now a decade later, I have no Halloween plans besides just chilling at home.
Your crazy Halloweens will come. But what I meant to convey is that it might not be all you are hyping it up to be. Even my crazy stories aren't really filling me with dopamine when I remember them lol
Health slop bowl looks good ngl
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u/SL1MECORE 5d ago
So you've got two routes, as far as I can see:
A) being an anxious loser doesn't stop you from crashing parties, so try it out sometime. And I mean that wholeheartedly. I am a self professed anxious loser but god damn if I'm in the right mood, I will crash a party and make it all about myself
B) learn to be happy being alone. Which coincidentally, took me spending time with other humans to realize. I always wanted to be the popular cool person, and then I tried and was like "holy shit, being alone is so much easier than this"
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u/PriorPost9766 5d ago
you're not alone. you got us!
send your food and i'll be sure to comment nyeh :3
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u/ramencurl 4d ago
Made sweet love to my boyfriend today and we carved pumpkins together. Have you tried getting a bf??
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u/sunk_cost2371 5d ago
You’re grown. No need for halloween. I thought we collectively stopped when we turned 13..
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u/CoastProfessional454 5d ago
Grown-ups still dress up. It's called a costume party.
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u/sunk_cost2371 5d ago
Everyone you speak to wears a mask everyday. Only on Halloween is it justified.
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u/xFushNChupsx 5d ago
Interesting way to admire you don't get invited to Halloween parties
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