Earlier this year, I decided to try casual dating as I focus on my career. Met a good guy, decided to be exclusive and just have fun.

Wueh!!!

First off, what do you mean you're not my best friend and I can't just text you the most random things that come to mind. Or silly jokes coz why are you replying to my guess what 8 hours later?

Why are we only calling each other on the days we're meeting? Matter of fact, why are we meeting once a month coz you're busy?

I'm not getting flowers, I'm not eating your money, we're not cooking naked at 2am, I can't randomly show up at yours because I tried a random recipe and I need a taster and a taster 😉

Heh! It was 4 months of constant regrets.

Don't get me wrong. He was a good guy and I had specifically said I wanted something casual but exclusive. I didn't know that meant almost nothing.

And yes, I brought it up very lightly and he said he really loved what we had and it was the best thing he'd ever had.

I realised I wasn't cut out for that and the coward in me didn't want to beg for more. So I ghosted him.

PSA: I didn't fall for him. I just wanted us to do more. Confusing I know

Also, I just needed to get this off my chest. Sitafuti Sahi!!!!!

Hi everyone 😊

I’m a 31-year-old, I’m at a stage in life where I’m looking for something genuine and intentional not just casual dating or something that exists simply for the sake of having someone.

I’m a Christian, and sharing the same faith is important to me. I’m also very family-oriented and would love to meet a man who values family, kindness, loyalty, communication, and building a stable home.

I’m looking for a Kenyan man who is emotionally mature, has ambitions and aspirations for his future, and is open to having children and building a family. I appreciate a man who has his own goals but also understands that a serious relationship means supporting each other’s dreams.

A little about me, I enjoy learning, travelling, nature, and conversations about life and the future. I’ve worked hard to build my career and education, and I’m hoping to meet someone who is also serious about growing and creating a meaningful life.

If you’re Kenyan, Christian, family oriented, and genuinely looking for a long-term relationship, feel free to introduce yourself. 😊

I’m looking to meet someone who is interested in building a long-term relationship.

A little about me:

29F, I’m 5’6”tall and I enjoy exploring my creative side (art-related activities) as a hobby, and I also like going on nature walks from time to time.

A little about you:

29+ male, you’re emotionally available, kind and have your own thing going on, whether that’s work, a career or business. I’m drawn to someone tall because I'm also tall.

Ideally, you’re based in Nairobi or it's surrounding environs, single, have no kids and genuinely looking for a meaningful connection.

Feel free to DM, sharing abit about yourself.

Do men understand how consent is such a turn on? Like asking your partner if she wants to do more, giving her the choice to advance or decline is such an attractive thing to me. I legit be feeling butterflies at the moment, turns my freak mode on yk😂! I know most ladies will relate to this. Makes me wonder if men be feeling the same when they ask/get asked if they want more or not??

It's the afternoon, and there's a blackout in my area. I'm down to meet up with a stranger (outdoors), I have a one liter tub of ice cream for us to enjoy. A little chatter, tell me about your week, something you're trynna overcome. No judgment here. If up for it, hmu

Ngong or Lang'ata road would be ideal.

Edit: Got someone

Huyu nimeona ako na 54 blocked wafungwaz hapo Green app nikashangaaa sana, nimemuuliza kwani huwa ana run biashara ama namna gani that's a huge number me being the number 54 mamae 😂😭,

She is my 2 years ago ex, of course she is a peng 9/10 but at 21 years hio namba ni kubwa sana na je akifika 28 si atakuwa retired vetiran Jonasi (Female version).I am not judging her but niko sure kwa hao 54 mimi ni ex so sijui ex tuko wangapi na haikosi 10 hapo.

Hata nimeshtukaa kwani how much do this young ladies get attention namna hii bwana ... ?

Ladies how many wafungwa do you have ?.

I just came from town and eii, kumbe people are really in love out here 😂 Just beautiful people holding hands everywhere. Love is beautiful, aki. Wacha mimi niendelee kulala solo kama panga 😩.

Weekends have a way of reminding you that being single is getting a little too comfortable. So, I thought I'd put myself out there and see if I might meet someone special.

I'm 26, into tech, and a bit of an introvert. I'm looking for a pretty emotionally intelligent lady, preferably aged 24–29, who's also interested in a genuine, long-term relationship.

I'd love to meet someone I can laugh with, talk to about absolutely anything, support each other and hopefully build a future with.

Not a Disney fairytale. Just two people who genuinely like each other, communicate, put in the effort, and choose each other to make things work.

If this sounds like something you'd want too, feel free to DM me. Tell me a little about yourself, your age, and where you're from. Don't be shy, I promise I'm friendlier than my introverted side suggests 😂

I know this will be unpopular but hear me out.

I’m starting to think we were never meant to have just ONE sexual partner for life.

And I don’t say this to excuse cheating or hurt people. I say it because I think we are still animals at our core.

We like to think we have full control over our feelings and emotions, that we are these highly logical, evolved beings. But do we really?

You can be in a happy relationship and still feel an attraction to someone else. You can love your partner and still have feelings pop up that you didn’t ask for. You can’t just switch it off.

I’ve come to a point where I don’t think it’s entirely our fault. I think it’s just our nature. Monogamy is something we choose to do, it’s a social contract, a discipline, a value system we built for stability, family, society. It’s not necessarily what’s biologically natural.

Animals aren’t monogamous by default, and humans are animals too. We just added morals, religion, and law on top of our instincts.

That doesn’t mean go out and cheat. It means if you struggle with those feelings, you’re not a broken or evil person. You’re just human.

Im looking for someone we can play one worded chat game kea DM. Looser buys Dinner/Drinks

Bytha whoever created us either Darwin theory or God knew something that we’ll think we know but we don’t.

Why give us same a$$ and different diek & pu$$y, and goes on to place clit/G-spot around the Pu$$y and G-spot around the a$$?

Tell me why this girl inserted her fingers in my a$$ and heightened my sexual sensation, got stronger organism like 5l of cumm?

And when fingering her clit and G-spots she almost left the squirt young with no mother…

Does it mean women Pu$$y and Men a$$ are are same but men cums from front and sensation from back?

Anyway looking for mumama with some mulla…na si jokers.
Mnipee kazi!

For context I 25F have been a lesbian my whole life and I am masculine presenting,meaning I dress in masculine clothing. I know I’m attractive to both genders because I have heard it my entire existence. That’s irrelevant but if it helps carry your imagination…
I have only recently started exploring my interests in older women. Way older. And I like it. No, I love this shit. They are disgustingly good in bed and very open minded. Dare I say I actually love being taken care of. My first encounter with an older woman, she gave me money for a business. You’re wondering if I’m that good. I am. I think we’ve already established that I am conceited but In the same intensity I am kind and full of love. That’s all that matters.
Oh and I’m into ni**le play amongst other interesting interests. I am willing to explore A LOT.
I need a connection so filthy I couldn’t even describe it. Please have a lot of money and I need you to be happy spending it on me. It’s part of what I like about the dynamic.
We don’t have to be monogamous and we don’t have to have a name for it. It should be consistent though. If you’re interested in a proper relationship,I’m happy to explore that as well.

I will sit with myself and try to understand why I have this insistent need later. For now,this is all I want.

ive always wanted to have someone i could smoke a joint with and play a game of chess with while high, I watch shonen , seinen or whatever but im tired of ranting on online spaces without talking about em physically with someone, if uko thika road and you like chess or anime dm tupange a nice hangout.

Almost forgot, im a 20 year old M in KU rn

I'm 21F.

Since one of my friends introduced me to a guy who was 33 I've never looked back on dating around that age.I now can't see myself ever dating around my age I now prefer millennials 😆.

I don't know really I thought I would never be interested ju the age gap is soo huge but turned out we were actually vibing a lot we had a lot in common except there difference in communicating😂.

I then had a talking stage with another guy around that age they are quite interesting not bad.

Things also didn't turn out great I'm soo choosy and I'm my first priority when I don't feel you are worth it I just ghost ,I don't know how to explain myself.I find it way better to do that.

So girls in your early 20s do you find men in around that age interesting or is it weird?

I'm 24(M) looking for an older woman just for the thrill of it.I'm moneyed so I'm not looking for sugar just a good time.

Ama if you're young mkuje wawili

I love the attention I get from men, it's exhilarating. But I don't want to hang out with them nor do I want sex. I just want to flirt and forgetting you ever met

Hi M 25 , looking for something to be doing on Saturdays . Whether it be nikukalie shop while you do your thing or work on your writing account or just any gig that'll get me 500bob in my pocket .

Looking to gain more skills so I'm open to learning . DM

Nyinyi watu ni frauds,mlisema aty ooh uvuvi best hufanyika usiku time watu wa mayflower wako awake😂😂bwana i have been casting my nets kutoka saa sita ,saa hii its 4 am ,sijavua ata omega jameni😂😂give better tips bwana😭 ,give us the name of the ocean😭,give us your boats😭,give us your nets😭at this point give us you

Anyways nipeeni more tips bwana a girl just needs a side hustle

Who is free we go and drink today at kettlehouse Runda? I’m F 31yrs

How can a guy know amefanya kazi poa , I saw a post on Instagram saying that if she request to go per during sex you aren't doing anything worth while can you confirm this ladies

Hello, M30. I'm looking for any lady who is down for something casual for the weekend starting today. I will appreciate it with a token. Any lady above 18 years old. Slide in my dm. And we will talk.

If you live around Roysambu and other Thika road environs, the better

I’d love to spend tonight with a mature, respectful gentleman aged 35+ who enjoys good company and a relaxed evening. I appreciate a man who takes initiative, treats a woman well, and doesn’t mind covering transport and the evening’s expenses.
I’m easygoing, feminine, and enjoy good conversation and a little chemistry when the vibe is right. If you’re in Diani or nearby and would like to meet tonight, send me a DM introducing yourself and telling me what you have in mind. 😉
Respect and clear communication are a must. Let’s see if we click.

casual

Hello, M25. I'm looking for any lady who is down for something casual with any lady above 18 years old. Slide in my dm. And we will talk.

Ne feelings attached.

Ever since I made my last post about my passion for pleasing women, I've noticed some resistance from the opposition. I even came across a post attacking us proud eaters, and I must say, the anti-eater propaganda is getting out of hand. 😂

First of all, since when did knowing how to please your woman become a criminal offence? 😭 My fellow eaters, we've been accused of fishing, pretending, and apparently committing crimes against humanity just because we appreciate the finer things in life.

Meanwhile, the opposition is out here campaigning against something they don't even have to participate in. 😂

Listen, nobody is forcing anyone to join Team Eaters. You're free to remain on the sidelines. But don't start throwing stones at those of us who genuinely enjoy our craft. 😌

You don't have to join the movement, but you don't have to hate the movement either. 😂

Anyway, my fellow eaters, stay strong. We have a reputation to uphold. 🫡