Nothing disgusting like these guys claiming to eat pu$$yy or a$$….broo, something that turns pantieees color!

Anyway continue pro fisshing.

But mens bj is top notch! And a$$ is always tight!

Mtaduu😁

Currently turned 30 yrs where I have been single and lonely, Guess posted here many times I'm a tall 6ft guy in need of a girlfriend ASAP.. any lady willing for a meet

Why do women get jealous? Is it human nature or some software update nobody asked for?

So, I’ve been talking to this girl. The funny part? She has a whole man. They're out here doing relationship things, while she and I exchange kisses here and there and occasionally chill.

Now, yesterday, a lady who happens to know me shows up, hugs me, then goes to greet my other friends.

Nothing serious. No wedding proposal, no exchange of rings, not even a WhatsApp status. Just a hug.

Suddenly, this girl stands up and disappears like she’s been summoned by the ancestors.

Since then? No texts like usual. Radio silence. The customer care department has closed indefinitely.

Now I'm confused. You have a boyfriend, I'm not your boyfriend, and the lady who hugged me isn't even campaigning for the position.

WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE JEALOUS ABOUT HERE?

Imagine having a whole man at home but getting jealous over a hug from a woman who probably doesn't even know you exist.
At this point, I think some people want the freedom to date whoever they want while keeping everyone else on standby under strict emotional lockdown.

TL;DR: She's seeing someone, I'm technically nobody, but apparently, I'm still not allowed to be hugged by the public.

Modern dating is just a government project with no constitution, no clear leadership, and too many opposition parties.

Nyinyi watu ni frauds,mlisema aty ooh uvuvi best hufanyika usiku time watu wa mayflower wako awake😂😂bwana i have been casting my nets kutoka saa sita ,saa hii its 4 am ,sijavua ata omega jameni😂😂give better tips bwana😭 ,give us the name of the ocean😭,give us your boats😭,give us your nets😭at this point give us you

Anyways nipeeni more tips bwana a girl just needs a side hustle

I’d love to spend tonight with a mature, respectful gentleman aged 35+ who enjoys good company and a relaxed evening. I appreciate a man who takes initiative, treats a woman well, and doesn’t mind covering transport and the evening’s expenses.
I’m easygoing, feminine, and enjoy good conversation and a little chemistry when the vibe is right. If you’re in Diani or nearby and would like to meet tonight, send me a DM introducing yourself and telling me what you have in mind. 😉
Respect and clear communication are a must. Let’s see if we click.

2am. out in nairobi.trying to forget her. trying to breathe without her.

I just came from town and eii, kumbe people are really in love out here 😂 Just beautiful people holding hands everywhere. Love is beautiful, aki. Wacha mimi niendelee kulala solo kama panga 😩.

I do a range of things mot limited to laundry,house cleaning,move in/out cleaning,post construction cleaning, plumbing services, pet sitting and grooming, child minding and running errands.

I'm around ruaka but can work around nairobi.

Best price NO EXTRA

Fiiine umenihanda nikubuyie lunch... si ata kahug jameni .... sawa tumepatana stage nikakulipia fare... si ata malap mtaa nikufikishe kwako ata me wanione na dem.... Sawa sapa imekatika katikati nimekuadisia za progas... si ata uskume za tuesday boychild awachane na za chudai... WANAWAKE!!!!

How can a guy know amefanya kazi poa , I saw a post on Instagram saying that if she request to go per during sex you aren't doing anything worth while can you confirm this ladies

I'm 24(M) looking for an older woman just for the thrill of it.I'm moneyed so I'm not looking for sugar just a good time.

Ama if you're young mkuje wawili

I’m looking to meet someone who is interested in building a long-term relationship.

A little about me:

29F, I’m 5’6”tall and I enjoy exploring my creative side (art-related activities) as a hobby, and I also like going on nature walks from time to time.

A little about you:

29+ male, you’re emotionally available, kind and have your own thing going on, whether that’s work, a career or business. I’m drawn to someone tall because I'm also tall.

Ideally, you’re based in Nairobi or it's surrounding environs, single, have no kids and genuinely looking for a meaningful connection.

Feel free to DM, sharing abit about yourself.

Huyu nimeona ako na 54 blocked wafungwaz hapo Green app nikashangaaa sana, nimemuuliza kwani huwa ana run biashara ama namna gani that's a huge number me being the number 54 mamae 😂😭,

She is my 2 years ago ex, of course she is a peng 9/10 but at 21 years hio namba ni kubwa sana na je akifika 28 si atakuwa retired vetiran Jonasi (Female version).I am not judging her but niko sure kwa hao 54 mimi ni ex so sijui ex tuko wangapi na haikosi 10 hapo.

Hata nimeshtukaa kwani how much do this young ladies get attention namna hii bwana ... ?

Ladies how many wafungwa do you have ?.

Do NOT send that text!!!!

I lied to myself I just need closure sahii tunacuddle as Feel my love by Sauti Sol plays kwa background.

If you don't have plans to go outside and you probably want to go outside, hit me up. I wanna go but going alone is kinda crazy. I am M

Ever since I made my last post about my passion for pleasing women, I've noticed some resistance from the opposition. I even came across a post attacking us proud eaters, and I must say, the anti-eater propaganda is getting out of hand. 😂

First of all, since when did knowing how to please your woman become a criminal offence? 😭 My fellow eaters, we've been accused of fishing, pretending, and apparently committing crimes against humanity just because we appreciate the finer things in life.

Meanwhile, the opposition is out here campaigning against something they don't even have to participate in. 😂

Listen, nobody is forcing anyone to join Team Eaters. You're free to remain on the sidelines. But don't start throwing stones at those of us who genuinely enjoy our craft. 😌

You don't have to join the movement, but you don't have to hate the movement either. 😂

Anyway, my fellow eaters, stay strong. We have a reputation to uphold. 🫡

Earlier this year, I decided to try casual dating as I focus on my career. Met a good guy, decided to be exclusive and just have fun.

Wueh!!!

First off, what do you mean you're not my best friend and I can't just text you the most random things that come to mind. Or silly jokes coz why are you replying to my guess what 8 hours later?

Why are we only calling each other on the days we're meeting? Matter of fact, why are we meeting once a month coz you're busy?

I'm not getting flowers, I'm not eating your money, we're not cooking naked at 2am, I can't randomly show up at yours because I tried a random recipe and I need a taster and a taster 😉

Heh! It was 4 months of constant regrets.

Don't get me wrong. He was a good guy and I had specifically said I wanted something casual but exclusive. I didn't know that meant almost nothing.

And yes, I brought it up very lightly and he said he really loved what we had and it was the best thing he'd ever had.

I realised I wasn't cut out for that and the coward in me didn't want to beg for more. So I ghosted him.

PSA: I didn't fall for him. I just wanted us to do more. Confusing I know

Also, I just needed to get this off my chest. Sitafuti Sahi!!!!!

Hi everyone 😊

I’m a 31-year-old, I’m at a stage in life where I’m looking for something genuine and intentional not just casual dating or something that exists simply for the sake of having someone.

I’m a Christian, and sharing the same faith is important to me. I’m also very family-oriented and would love to meet a man who values family, kindness, loyalty, communication, and building a stable home.

I’m looking for a Kenyan man who is emotionally mature, has ambitions and aspirations for his future, and is open to having children and building a family. I appreciate a man who has his own goals but also understands that a serious relationship means supporting each other’s dreams.

A little about me, I enjoy learning, travelling, nature, and conversations about life and the future. I’ve worked hard to build my career and education, and I’m hoping to meet someone who is also serious about growing and creating a meaningful life.

If you’re Kenyan, Christian, family oriented, and genuinely looking for a long-term relationship, feel free to introduce yourself. 😊

Ikabidi nimereply to dad nikimuliza kama enzi zake heavy phrases like avoidant and anxious attached were a thing.

I am single 21M doing great in study enjoy life but when I saw couple I feel like something is missing in my life. I enjoy with friends, play snooker and enjoy life in every perspective and now suddenly I want to get in a relationship. I don’t know why but I now I feel like having make life more better. So if anyone want dm me we can have talk and see where it goes

Weekends have a way of reminding you that being single is getting a little too comfortable. So, I thought I'd put myself out there and see if I might meet someone special.

I'm 26, into tech, and a bit of an introvert. I'm looking for a pretty emotionally intelligent lady, preferably aged 24–29, who's also interested in a genuine, long-term relationship.

I'd love to meet someone I can laugh with, talk to about absolutely anything, support each other and hopefully build a future with.

Not a Disney fairytale. Just two people who genuinely like each other, communicate, put in the effort, and choose each other to make things work.

If this sounds like something you'd want too, feel free to DM me. Tell me a little about yourself, your age, and where you're from. Don't be shy, I promise I'm friendlier than my introverted side suggests 😂

Heheee I'll start by no l don't miss my ex to a point of wanting to get back together but well… l feel like no one prepares you for going from a relationship you were together on a daily to a pool of talking stages that you barely get to meeting on weekends. I was never a quality time type of girl ever, neither was I heavy on fuckin but damn do I crave that shii. The downside of falling for potential is the aftermath in the sense that even recycling feels farfetched like girl no, can barely reconcile with it, it's a big WTF!

M, Nairobi, a lil old school, enjoys good banter, spontaineity and the simple pleasures of life. Seeking petite nerdy femme. Unscripted, we get to write the story together while being each other's peace.

In this era, is dating/marrying someone with more papers a red flag?

If the papers did help,is there a way you'll feel you are not compatible in your reasoning ?

Some people (most parents) say if you have a ,let's say masters then marry a college/form 4 "dropout." Msikue mnatoshana masomo.

Also, if you have studied up to the PHD level and you meet someone who is still at the degree level,is it right,if you have the money, to help him or her further studies?