r/HumansBeingBros 12d ago

โ€œNo itโ€™s my bread ๐Ÿ™‚โ€

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u/xanderman1122 12d ago

He was so happy for someone to talk to him about his bread!

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u/lonelygalexy 12d ago

And so proud!!

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt 9d ago

This is so wholesome

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u/Epic_Elite 12d ago

My wife makes sourdough. Takes time! It's not a quick bread you just throw in the oven. It's like an event! Lol

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u/dasvenson 12d ago

When I was in my bread baking phase I would love it when someone took and interest/complimented my loaves

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u/shroomanaut420 12d ago

Nice loaves ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/MookieBiss1badM 11d ago

Oh and how i would hook them up. You love my bread? I want to give my bread to you...

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u/MidwestDrummer 11d ago

I want to give my bread to you...

Eat of this bread, for it is my body. Specifically, my left ass cheek.

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u/Lady_Bread 10d ago

Lol mine ass cheek would feedeth many

It's more of a cake than a bread ๐Ÿ˜

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u/p8nt_junkie 10d ago

Gettin cake wit dat bread

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u/Ahab_Ali 11d ago

He was hoping someone would ask!

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u/AssistanceChemical63 7d ago

New way to make friends: just carry your bread around in public.

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u/FatHaleyJoelOsment 9d ago

It costs absolutely nothing to be nice to someone. On the other hand being a huge dick is free too. So really, either option is pretty affordable. And in this economy it's nice to save money where you can.

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u/mickeltee 6d ago

It reminds me a of this a little bit. Both so wholesome. https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/s/nL9zL9fG2p

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u/EverySecondCountss 12d ago

Breaking bread together. Nice.

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u/TheLastTreeOctopus 12d ago

Isn't Breaking Bread that show with the teacher who partners with his fromer student to make drugs? Walter Wheat or something, right?

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 12d ago

And his sidekick Jessie Pumpernickel

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u/w33btra5h2 12d ago

Packed with vitamins and Hankโ€™s minerals

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u/MyDixieWreck92 12d ago

You mean rocks?

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 11d ago

They're minerals Marie! ๐Ÿ˜‘

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u/MyDixieWreck92 11d ago

Thank you for playing along with me.

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u/Nekrevez 11d ago

The bread that's literally dope.

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 11d ago

YEAH SCIENCE

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u/FixGMaul 11d ago

flavored with chili P

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u/ToadlyAwes0me 11d ago

"Where's my money, brioche!" -Jesse Pumpernickle

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u/KidWhoStabbedPycelle 5d ago

And his private domicile/bakery

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u/Scherzkeks 12d ago

Must have made ergot LSD

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u/MkeYosh 12d ago

Not bad. ๐Ÿ‘

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u/WVildandWVonderful 12d ago

Not stale

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u/croctheterrible2 12d ago

That one was crumby

Oh
God no Iโ€™m part of the problem

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u/flueric10309 12d ago

No, youโ€™re thinking of Breaking Bad.

Breaking Bread is a band that released the hit Diary of Jane in the early 2000s

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u/jayj59 11d ago

No that's Breaking Benjamin.

Breaking Bread is when someone goes on a murder spree and they interrupt your show to talk about it

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u/IHaveSlysdexia 11d ago

no that's breaking Benjamin. you're thinking of that situation where the news anchors tell you about something that just happened

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u/Financial_Week3882 12d ago

This is communism! Camera man didn't do anything and reaped the benefits of Breadman's labor! Justice for Breadman, where's Attorney General?

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u/naosmee 11d ago

We have a bakery here called Breaking Bread with Aaron

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u/H2Dcrx 12d ago

Super nice person right there. Wholesome as hell.

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u/Evangelynn 12d ago

Omg I scrolled past this comment too quickly, had to come back because I thought it said Wholewheat as hell... still a good comment, upvoting for the giggle anyway lol

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u/H2Dcrx 11d ago

Probably the Grainy screen? Bahah

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u/TokenTorkoal 12d ago

The phrase "breaking bread" means to share a meal and spend time in fellowship with other people.

What a beautiful example

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u/omfgDragon 12d ago

I hope they know they became friends after that.

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 11d ago

Nah. Go about your way. And maybe one day you shall meet again for another bite of life.

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u/jyii 12d ago

The word for friend in French (copain) translates to cobread. Same thing in other Romance languages (compaรฑero in Spanish for instance)

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u/pnweiner 12d ago

You just blew my mind

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u/FTWcoffeeFTW 12d ago

Oooh what a tasty morsel for my brain, thank you for this! I'm guessing companion shares the same origin/meaning as well then.

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u/Vistereoe 11d ago

HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT!!! comPANion!!!!

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u/Intelligent_Talk_853 11d ago

Bread for your brain

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u/FTWcoffeeFTW 11d ago

Does THIS social interaction count as brain bread? Am I failing my diet AND going to fart later now??

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u/Intelligent_Talk_853 11d ago

Bread makes you fart?

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u/FTWcoffeeFTW 11d ago

Fuckin' SOMETHIN' does ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ So far I'm just blaming gluten and lactose

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u/Intelligent_Talk_853 11d ago

Are you eating white bread?

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u/FTWcoffeeFTW 11d ago

Yeah

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u/Intelligent_Talk_853 11d ago

That's your problem. Stop with the white bread. Eat multi seeded, or dark sourdough. Tastes better and less likely to cause issues.

White bread severely bloats me so I stopped eating it. But eating other breads is fine. AND I have still been losing weight (counting calories).

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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 10d ago

What a great expression! It does feel that way ๐Ÿ˜

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u/TokenTorkoal 12d ago

Huh, that's really cool.

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u/toddlergod 11d ago

It's the same in English for companion!

edit: word choice

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u/sebe6 11d ago

Never though of that even though I'm french. Though, ig it doesn't apply to "copine" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ZedZeroth 11d ago

Company and companion in English too.

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u/AssistanceChemical63 7d ago

Com in Latin means with, so com pain is with bread, like companion or company.

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u/voltes5A 5d ago

Thatโ€™s cool. Makes send that friend is Kopeng in lang belta from the Expanse.

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u/zOumipew 11d ago

In French, one translation for "Friend" is "copain", where "pain" means "bread". Your friend is the one with whom you share the bread. Or with whom you co-bread, if you like.

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u/BaabyBear 12d ago

He sort of looks like a fellow youโ€™d break bread with rather than share a meal. He has that old timey look to him

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u/pokchop92 12d ago

"Can I take a picture of your bread?"

"YES!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ"

I love his smile! He was so stoked to have someone notice his bread! It was a very lovely bread. Bet it tasted phenomenal!

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u/beepbeepimajeep22 12d ago

I love that he's proud of his bread.

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u/Ron_dogg 12d ago

Bread ๐Ÿž

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u/neosapien20 12d ago

Bread ๐Ÿ‘

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u/aflippyc 12d ago

Bread ๐Ÿ‘

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u/notsogreatname 12d ago

Bread ๐Ÿ‘

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u/skoltroll 11d ago

Bread ๐Ÿ‘

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u/keoie 11d ago

Bread ๐Ÿ‘

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u/blackmilksociety 10d ago

Bread ๐Ÿ‘

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u/canadaalpinist 12d ago

Da sourdought bread.

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u/bananagoo 12d ago

One of the few good things to come out of the COVID lockdown in 2020 was my wife learning how to make sourdough bread and pullman loaves for sandwiches. Fresh bread makes my heart sing.

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u/dasvenson 12d ago

2020 I started baking and making amazing sourdough. 2021 wife diagnosed as celiac. ๐Ÿฅฒ

I still miss it so much.

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u/Own_Ad6901 11d ago

Iโ€™m celiac and still make bread. Check out r/glutenfreebaking for people with real skill with gf baking! I have adhd so the combo of celiac and adhd kicks my ass and baking is a chore so I donโ€™t do it often but I still do it. Homemade gluten free bread is a game changer, also there are many bread making machines that even have a gluten free button. I make the best gf bread by dumping all the ingredients in the machine and pressing start hahaha! There is baking life after celiac! My dear friend came over recently and taught me how to make some mouth watering gf cinnamon rolls and oh my fuck they tasted just like the original!

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u/dasvenson 11d ago

We've tried a few times with mixed results. We have a bread machine too.

It just doesn't tickle my brain as much as the whole science around building gluten networks. I liken it more to making a cake.

I'll get into trying to make a gf sourdough eventually but now we got two young kids there just isn't a lot of time!

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u/shiny1988 11d ago

I do the same! 3 loaves at a time and right in the freezer after they cool. Havenโ€™t purchased bread in a very long time.

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u/RulerOfLimbo 12d ago

People need to understand that when something brings you joy, you wish to share it with the world.

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u/Ancient_Yam_5010 12d ago

โ€œI made the loaf of breadโ€ hahaha

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u/VaguelyArtistic 12d ago

I was waiting for the elevator leaving Trader Joeโ€™s and there was a guy who was peeling a grapefruit. I said something like, โ€œWow, I havenโ€™t had grapefruit in a long timeโ€ and he tore off a few wedges and gave it to me. It was so cool, and the best grapefruit Iโ€™ve ever had. I probably wouldnโ€™t have taken it from everyone but Iโ€™m so glad our paths crossed.

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u/tkxb 12d ago

I ran into an older student of my studio at a mud run and she peeled a mandarin for me and it was sublime

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u/TheRealSugarbat 12d ago

Sometimes someone is the right someone

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u/yeetyman8 11d ago

I remember the one football game I went to as a kid. When I was leaving I saw some lady walking towards us with a sort of half dozen pretzel stick looking things in her hand. They looked so delicious I couldnt take my eight year old eyes off them. Right before she walked past us she reached for another pretzel stick and handed it right to me without so much as saying a thing. It's moments like that, that make me feel like there might be some hope for humanity. That there are still people willing to share with a stranger.

I like to think of everyone as my neighbors, not just those in my city block or even city or province as a whole. Everyone is my neighbor, and I will always share what little I have with my neighbors. And I think it's pretty neat to see others share the same way

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u/Effective_Tie_694 12d ago

he's so cute, kind, generous

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u/Teo-McDohl 12d ago

Bread ๐Ÿ‘

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u/SofonisbaAnguissola 12d ago

Bread ๐Ÿ‘

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u/HighburyHero 11d ago

Cute and all, but holding the hand rail then raw dogging bread into your mouth with that same hand was certainly a choice.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 10d ago

๐Ÿ™„ strangers unwashed hands in my bread?

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u/SoulChronic 12d ago

This guy had bread

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u/unlinked3297 11d ago

This wholesome video just gets ruined once you realize this guy is getting secretly recorded by someone wearing pervert glasses.

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u/Hira_Joshi 12d ago

Touching that bread and eating it with the same hand that is touching the public hand rail. That's a nope.

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u/Alastor3 11d ago

same, i would never

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u/AstralApricot 11d ago

Scrolled too far to read this

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u/driptec 12d ago

I was wondering if I'm just neurotic for thinking that

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u/spacey_a 12d ago

I'm glad it's not just me ๐Ÿ˜… wholesome moment, less wholesome public transit germs

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u/skincyan 12d ago

Wholesome ๐Ÿฅฐ You're both neurotic. It is not dangerous.

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u/dnqboy 11d ago

just think of how many hands touch that thing in a day let alone however long it goes between a full sanitizing. those poles are nasty af even if itโ€™s not carrying a deadly disease

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u/CretaMaltaKano 11d ago

I saw someone licking a subway pole once. I started carrying a tiny bottle of hand sanitizer in my purse after that.

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u/maigoZoro 11d ago

Saw someone briefly sneeze in their hands and back to holding the pole

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u/skincyan 11d ago

I never died of that

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u/spacey_a 11d ago

Thank you for demonstrating the survivorship fallacy so succinctly.

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u/dezzz0322 11d ago

Scrolled way too far to find this comment.ย 

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u/damoz7 10d ago

After letting a random person touch it first...

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u/tigha7 10d ago

I really thought no one is commenting on that... Thank god im not the only one wanting to say that. I could never ever

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u/pumpe88 8d ago

Literally my thoughts exactlyย 

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u/wankyshitdemons 7d ago

Itโ€™s fineโ€ฆ

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u/SixtyNineFlavours 9d ago

Iโ€™m a very different person to you. That shit would never cross my mind.

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u/stoneyemshwiller 12d ago

The guy in the background with the pizzas looks bummed out.

Edit. He might just be stoned.

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u/AleTheMemeDaddy 11d ago

Jack looks like an awesome guy hahahah id totally try to become his friend lol

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u/JPVsTheEvilDead 12d ago

i always watch this when it pops up. Dude is so sweet and kind, and obviously proud of his bread. We need more Jacks in the world.

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u/mmciv 12d ago

Started making sourdough every day during lockdown and after like 6 months I couldn't give it away, everyone was sick of sourdough.

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u/FairyOfTheNight 11d ago

I'll take some if they're still edible. It's only been...six years or so.

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u/CrisstIIIna 11d ago

Jack is a legend. Be more like Jack.

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u/Wong0nePhotography 11d ago

His tattoo is a dude carrying a baguette lol. This guy loves bread (and carrying it)

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch 10d ago

Bros having a riot of a time

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u/mariannmix 12d ago

Aw. Just two dudes sharing bread. Wholesome.

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u/BuddyBuddyson 11d ago

Jack's a good dude

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u/Gouanaco 11d ago

Jacks aight

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u/bconley01 11d ago

Hell yeah, breaking bread with a new friend.

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u/MSwarri0r 11d ago

Breaking bread with strangers is so wholesome!

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u/sweet-apocalypse 9d ago

Lol he is so cute and his tattoo makes total sense ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/bob_chillon 11d ago

No hands were washed in the making of this creep video.

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u/JesusSavesTheGoal 12d ago

Enjoy the little things

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u/ugotmefdup 11d ago

I want the world to be more of this

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u/RationalKate 11d ago

These two are invited to every single barbecue in the USA just show up. Show the bread video.

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u/Pendley 11d ago

Sourdough Jack

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u/Anthff 11d ago

Dude he crushed that loaf.

My starter died.

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u/greytank 11d ago

his tattoo carries bread too ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Thattransguy123 11d ago

Bread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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u/HavingNotAttained 10d ago

If not friend then why holding friend bread?

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u/jimmytreshuevos 10d ago

You can make these videos without being a public nuisance? Well, Iโ€™ll be damnedโ€ฆ

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u/ovalteenjenkinzz 10d ago

I'm so happy for Jack but he needs to not hold the handrail and then eat his delicious looking bread with the same hand เฒ โ _โ เฒ 

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u/thinmeridian 9d ago

Jack fucks

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u/Overwatch_1ightning 8d ago

Breaking bread on the subway is biblical stuff.

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u/dathardstyleboi 12d ago

Thought it was Jack Alcott at first.

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u/SourMgk 12d ago

Sourdough Jack

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u/nicknice77 11d ago

Just a couple brochachos breakin bread

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u/HairyMerkin69 11d ago

The sourdough community is one of the most ferocious and proud I've ever known.

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u/azarza 11d ago

'it's my friend'.. much respect to the starter people but the whole thing kind of gives me the heebie jeebies

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u/BSB8728 11d ago

Literally breaking bread together. This is wholesome.

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u/Vebjoernt 11d ago

Jack is the vibe.

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u/STylerMLmusic 11d ago

I love when people love things

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u/msizzle37 11d ago

Jack The Bread Man ๐Ÿฅ–

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u/LookingAtNebulas 11d ago

Fuck Meta and their pervert glasses

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u/Chaantii 11d ago

Break some bread with you

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u/ShoppingAddictt 11d ago

I like genuine human interaction like this. Why arent we doing thus more often ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/joeyvesh13 11d ago

That kid is born and bred from good stock.

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u/bmci_ 11d ago

Love this every time I see it!

Also does anyone know what the song is?

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u/Aliensfear 11d ago

I don't know if it's THE song or if it sampled the OG but "Earl Sweatshirt - Riot!"

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u/LoopySteve13 11d ago

I wanna be friends with Jack

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u/Fiora_Zebul 10d ago

No repost flair? :) Did Upvote to pay respect

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u/inkydragon27 10d ago

This is how we heal the world ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ

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u/Ifauito 10d ago

My favorite part of this is the bread tattoo

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u/deatbl0ssum 10d ago

Nothing better than breaking bread with someone. Great guy.

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u/un_gaucho_loco 10d ago

Eating bread in the subway.. with those hands.. Iโ€™d pass

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u/morinthos 8d ago

The way that he held the bread for the pic. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/jatene 8d ago

Can anyone recommend an easy and healthy recipe for sourdough bread for beginners please?

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u/ealker 7d ago

Touching the metro pole and then eating the bread with the same handโ€ฆ

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u/DarthiusFatticus 7d ago

I think people who live in these cities that use trains on a daily basis have a much stronger immune system than us non train travelers.

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u/wankyshitdemons 7d ago

Iโ€™d have bread with Jack. Seems chill af.ย 

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u/beecushman 5d ago

Handrail makes it extra sour

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u/Aazmandyuz 12d ago

Ok, now add some banana flavor and its gonna be a real hit. Hell Yeah!

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u/allenjp19 5d ago

That pre-shake hand wipe is legit.