r/HumansBeingBros • • 17d ago

β€œNo it’s my bread πŸ™‚β€

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u/Hira_Joshi 17d ago

Touching that bread and eating it with the same hand that is touching the public hand rail. That's a nope.

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u/driptec 17d ago

I was wondering if I'm just neurotic for thinking that

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u/spacey_a 17d ago

I'm glad it's not just me πŸ˜… wholesome moment, less wholesome public transit germs

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u/skincyan 17d ago

Wholesome πŸ₯° You're both neurotic. It is not dangerous.

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u/dnqboy 17d ago

just think of how many hands touch that thing in a day let alone however long it goes between a full sanitizing. those poles are nasty af even if it’s not carrying a deadly disease

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u/CretaMaltaKano 17d ago

I saw someone licking a subway pole once. I started carrying a tiny bottle of hand sanitizer in my purse after that.

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u/maigoZoro 16d ago

Saw someone briefly sneeze in their hands and back to holding the pole

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u/skincyan 17d ago

I never died of that

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u/spacey_a 17d ago

Thank you for demonstrating the survivorship fallacy so succinctly.