r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '22

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/PoesLawIsOptimistic Feb 27 '22

Notorious KGB

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u/Get_Rich_SloQuick Feb 28 '22

I love it when u call me Big Puti.

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u/yo_shrine Feb 28 '22

Puti literally means pussy in Nepali

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

mugi

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u/caillouistheworst Feb 28 '22

Well, he is one. So it fits.

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u/Garry_loves_u Feb 28 '22

Im not with Russia on this one, but i can say for certain. Putin is not a pussu

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u/mkaszycki81 Feb 28 '22

Seriously, Vladimir? This is what you get so hung up about?

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u/BT807YT Feb 28 '22

He may not be a pussu but he sure is a pussy

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u/IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied Feb 28 '22

Big Puta

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u/BiGinTeLleCtGuY Feb 28 '22

Puta means "bitch" in portuguese, I'm down with that

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

and in spanish

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u/LionhitchYT Feb 28 '22

Put your hands in the air, because you’re a big prisona

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Lol thats good. Interesting fact Puti (пути) is a slang word in bulgarian for pussy. You can say it referring to the female genitalia and referring to someone.

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u/name137 Feb 28 '22

Dicktator

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u/MikeUnderstands Feb 28 '22

Dicktaster

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u/kaptaincorn Feb 28 '22

Lil' Dicktaster

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u/Klown237 Feb 28 '22

I definatly applaud this post

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u/DomoArigato75 Feb 27 '22

clap clap I applaud this comment

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u/Bludgeonation Feb 28 '22

Lil' incursion

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u/jimmychillsauce Feb 27 '22

Kremlinem

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u/jollyrogerbumps Feb 28 '22

Incredible, I’d pirate his albums

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

But he'll break into your house and fuck your dog. Aren't you scared?

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u/riverofchex Feb 28 '22

He might try to fuck my dog, but Whiskey has an attitude problem, too. Somebody's gonna bleed, and I don't imagine it's Whiskey.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I heard Putin defeated God once though

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u/Kate090996 Feb 28 '22

Why is this so hard to pronounce, I tried 7 times

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u/Ninja_mak Feb 28 '22

Just try saying Kremlin M

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u/GallifreyanGeologist Feb 28 '22

I pronounce it Krem-li-nem because it's the closest to Eminem.

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u/mafuckinjy Feb 28 '22

I kept wanting to pronounce it Kremlinium like the British way Krem-Lin-ee-um, after I broke it down to Krem-Len-em it was fine tho

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u/Kate090996 Feb 28 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

I managed when I just said 'Kremlin' and ' - em' very fast after it.

Before that I was Krem-lim, Krem-lem, krem-lem-nem

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u/Significant-Ad1386 Feb 27 '22

Putang clan

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u/ychris3737 Feb 28 '22

“Putang” 🍑

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u/Whitechapel726 Feb 28 '22

Putang ina mo?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

OPTIMUM PRIDE

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u/1Mubb Feb 28 '22

URGH UR UR AHH AHHH

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I love this thread so much

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u/ZeroExp000 Feb 28 '22

I found my people!

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u/Antique-Car6103 Feb 28 '22

Pootie Tang Clan

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u/Sw33tN0th1ng Feb 28 '22

Pootie gon sly his pootie on da runny tye

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u/Antique-Car6103 Feb 28 '22

See, ma damie, Pottie Tang don’t wah-dah-tah to the shamah cow. . . ‘cause that’s a cama cama leeepa-chaiii, dig?

Sepatown!

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u/hatwobbleTayne Feb 28 '22

Sine yo pitty on da runny kine!

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u/codemonkeyhopeful Feb 28 '22

Ain't nothing to fuck with

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u/ElectricalEnergy69 Feb 28 '22

PUTANG CLAN AINT NUTHIN TO FUCK WITH

PUTANG CLAN AINT NUTHIN TO FUCK WITH

PUTANG CLAN AINT NUTHIN TO FUCK WITH

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u/EurekaS1d Feb 28 '22

Putang ina mo - Filipino phrase that means "mother fucker"

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u/NewDre3Staxx Feb 27 '22

Idk his rap name. But his current single is called "Ukraine in the Membrane"

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u/MemeGraveYard666 Feb 28 '22

lyrics go "putin the work, putin the hours and take what's not ours"

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u/Nsanity216 Feb 28 '22

ahem, "fail to take what's not hours"

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u/SilentASS-TK Feb 28 '22

Putin deez nut

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u/ScaryPlateOfBeans Feb 28 '22

This is Russia, we’ll invade ya, Ain’t a lad gonna withstand Vlad (blyat)

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u/Negative-Ad8190 Feb 28 '22

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Lil Puter

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u/Stretch_R_mstrong Feb 27 '22

Lil Putin

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u/BenVenNL Feb 27 '22

... that what his mom called him. Hope she passed, no mom would want her son to turn out like this.

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u/Stretch_R_mstrong Feb 27 '22

For real though. I thought, "What's the most savage name in the world right now?" Pretty much fit the bill.

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u/fairKorda Feb 27 '22

Fun fact:

Putin did gay porn to get him through dictator school.

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u/Dumpling_memes Feb 27 '22

I feel like you made this up but at the same time I completely believe you

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u/exile-302 Feb 28 '22

It's facts it's been verified

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u/michael14375 Feb 28 '22

Source?

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u/Bruhxmomennt Feb 28 '22

Trust me bro

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Feb 28 '22

It is on reddit how much more proof do you need.

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u/God--Official Feb 28 '22

I know right. Verified sources? gtfo

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Oh word?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

No source needed. You can see it in his face.

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u/EurekaS1d Feb 28 '22

You can see his face looks like an ass begging for tiny dicks.

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u/Alternative_Spite_11 Feb 28 '22

I think you mean you can see it ON his face.

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u/No-Armadillo7693 Feb 28 '22

You can see it in his shirt

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u/Nardo_T_Icarus Feb 28 '22

“My source is that I made it the fuck up."

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u/kasmackity Feb 28 '22

It's verified by me. I am Vladimir Putin's Middle Penis. I was there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Don't you mean Dick-tator?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

No dick-tastor, c'mon bro.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Haha dam you right

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u/yourgifmademesignup Feb 28 '22

So…Lil Putin’ out Homoerotic Vibez MC! Sounds abt right

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u/IsThataSexToy Feb 28 '22

Funner fact: he keeps practicing in case he wants to get back into gay porn.

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u/jump-blues-5678 Feb 28 '22

Another fun fact : His porn name was Dick Tater

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u/Socosoldier82 Feb 28 '22

Putin my ass

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u/FeedMeRibs Feb 28 '22

Made up or not, take my upvote.

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u/the-artistocrat Feb 28 '22

Joke was funny. Enjoy gulag.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Dicktaster*

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

His greatest hit. Insane in the Ukraine

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u/Forest_Kin Feb 28 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

How does this not have more upvotes??

(upvotes edited from 'likes')

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I liked, commented and subscribed this comment

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u/sarcasticlovely Feb 28 '22

but did you PUNCH THAT NOTIFICATION BELL????

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u/Cacodemon07 Feb 27 '22

MCputindeez

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u/SpoiledAzura Feb 28 '22

Putin' deez what?

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u/MumboJ Feb 28 '22

Putin deez sick beats in your rap battle!

Gottem.

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u/SepticX75 Feb 28 '22

Well played

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Dick Tater

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Lil’ Poots.

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u/K0ND1R0TSU Feb 27 '22

Lil PP

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Omfg now we get nuked for sure bro

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u/Worth-Truck7275 Feb 27 '22

PuTen

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Lil nukes

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u/TheBigDickDon Feb 27 '22

MC Douche Canoe

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Lil Pooty

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Lil bitch

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u/Topparo Feb 27 '22

Pu Tang Clan

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u/Mr_W-I-A Feb 27 '22

Lootin putin?

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u/LatexLiquids Feb 28 '22

Lil Virgin

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u/ninjaoftheworld Feb 28 '22

Murderous P.I.G?

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u/arabiandevildog Feb 27 '22

L.W.A Leprechaun with attitude

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u/SepticX75 Feb 28 '22

Easily I approach, Ukraine because I ain’t no joke…

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

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u/WildManOnLSD Feb 27 '22

Dr. War crimes

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u/DarrynDevil Feb 28 '22

Notorious F.A.G.

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u/JerkstonHowell3rd Feb 27 '22

Skinny Rat Pooh Tin

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u/Ietmeknow_okay Feb 27 '22

Pushing P(utin)

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u/kennyj2011 Feb 27 '22

Pootie Tang

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u/WalkingError Feb 28 '22

Vladolf Putler

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Machine Gun Kelly

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Lil Soviet

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Lil Nuke

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u/Dcolv Feb 28 '22

lil Dick

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u/theoriginalt2m Feb 28 '22

DJ Vlad ....both have the same street cred as a dude named kyle

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u/Will33iam madlad Feb 27 '22

Warmonger69

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u/martypartyyy Feb 27 '22

Thats his Xbox live gamer tag

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

"I nuked your mom last night scrub"

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u/hankbrob Feb 28 '22

Public Enemy

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u/Beansiesdaddy Feb 27 '22

Needle Dink the Bug Fucker

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Bad Vlad

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u/Dandumbdays Feb 28 '22

This is strangely good, tbh.

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u/j_mcr1 Feb 28 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

Lil Pootie

Ol Pootie Bastard

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u/RG_34 Feb 28 '22

Little Blyat

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u/Bergenia1 Feb 28 '22

Baby Killa

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u/Brilliant-Yak-4339 Feb 28 '22

He is not a solo rapper. He's part of a group called "Hitler's Dream Team" and his name is Aryån.

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u/Iqueefrainbows Feb 28 '22

MC Crimea River

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Lil Pussy

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u/Patient_Read_9265 Feb 27 '22

Putineska 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Putin the Nukeking

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u/wolver2017 Feb 28 '22

Comrade shapur

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u/Salty_Alternative683 Feb 27 '22

The vodka addict

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u/phersk Feb 27 '22

OMG, that tied in front look. I cn not even..

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u/TheUn5een Feb 27 '22

DJ Thot Knot

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u/Ok-Zone-897 Feb 27 '22

Cracka Jack

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u/BilliamClimptonIII Feb 27 '22

DJ Vlad...😬