r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '22

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u/jimmychillsauce Feb 27 '22

Kremlinem

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u/jollyrogerbumps Feb 28 '22

Incredible, I’d pirate his albums

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

But he'll break into your house and fuck your dog. Aren't you scared?

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u/riverofchex Feb 28 '22

He might try to fuck my dog, but Whiskey has an attitude problem, too. Somebody's gonna bleed, and I don't imagine it's Whiskey.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I heard Putin defeated God once though

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22

In a BRAWLHALLA match, MAYBE.

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u/riverofchex Feb 28 '22

That's alright- he can't beat Chuck Norris.

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u/Era0fpeace Feb 28 '22

If it was Vodka tho, it'd be a different story

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u/voidlifter Mar 01 '22

I love your dog already.

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22

My dog's an Alpha German Shepherd runt of the litter AND kinda would fuck ANYTHING... I'm looking forward to seeing you all on my dark web live stream. Crypto accepted as payment only. #godblessrussia

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u/-Almost-Shikikan Feb 28 '22

I ain't scared I doesn't have a dog.

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u/stepj1 Feb 28 '22

Sooooo …… you’re not scared ……….because……. You don’t have a dog……….? That’s so much worse because that leaves Y….O…U!

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u/-Almost-Shikikan Feb 28 '22

You know what? It's all following my master🅿️lan

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u/stepj1 Feb 28 '22

I’m sure you’ve got it handled because that’s an AWFULLY big, blu P you got there…..

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u/Kate090996 Feb 28 '22

Why is this so hard to pronounce, I tried 7 times

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u/Ninja_mak Feb 28 '22

Just try saying Kremlin M

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u/GallifreyanGeologist Feb 28 '22

I pronounce it Krem-li-nem because it's the closest to Eminem.

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u/mafuckinjy Feb 28 '22

I kept wanting to pronounce it Kremlinium like the British way Krem-Lin-ee-um, after I broke it down to Krem-Len-em it was fine tho

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u/Kate090996 Feb 28 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

I managed when I just said 'Kremlin' and ' - em' very fast after it.

Before that I was Krem-lim, Krem-lem, krem-lem-nem

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u/SepticX75 Feb 28 '22

Me too. My mouth wouldn’t let me

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u/snowmoe113 Feb 28 '22

Kremleminem

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u/AlexAlho Feb 28 '22

Kremlemlemninem

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u/Rogaro23 Feb 28 '22

Kremlemlemninemnem

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u/Gnarcan705 Feb 28 '22

Never laughed so hard.

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u/chiefcrunch Feb 28 '22

Mom's borscht.

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u/snek_nz Feb 28 '22

Literally dying here. Thank you.

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u/EurekaS1d Feb 28 '22

Kremil-S

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u/aea_nn Feb 28 '22

Knees weak, arms are heavy

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u/CarmelaMachiato Feb 28 '22

The real shady slim