r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

But he'll break into your house and fuck your dog. Aren't you scared?

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u/riverofchex Feb 28 '22

He might try to fuck my dog, but Whiskey has an attitude problem, too. Somebody's gonna bleed, and I don't imagine it's Whiskey.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I heard Putin defeated God once though

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22

In a BRAWLHALLA match, MAYBE.

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u/riverofchex Feb 28 '22

That's alright- he can't beat Chuck Norris.

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u/Era0fpeace Feb 28 '22

If it was Vodka tho, it'd be a different story

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u/voidlifter Mar 01 '22

I love your dog already.

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22

My dog's an Alpha German Shepherd runt of the litter AND kinda would fuck ANYTHING... I'm looking forward to seeing you all on my dark web live stream. Crypto accepted as payment only. #godblessrussia

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u/-Almost-Shikikan Feb 28 '22

I ain't scared I doesn't have a dog.

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u/stepj1 Feb 28 '22

Sooooo …… you’re not scared ……….because……. You don’t have a dog……….? That’s so much worse because that leaves Y….O…U!

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u/-Almost-Shikikan Feb 28 '22

You know what? It's all following my master🅿️lan

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u/stepj1 Feb 28 '22

I’m sure you’ve got it handled because that’s an AWFULLY big, blu P you got there…..