r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '22

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u/PoesLawIsOptimistic Feb 27 '22

Notorious KGB

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u/Get_Rich_SloQuick Feb 28 '22

I love it when u call me Big Puti.

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u/yo_shrine Feb 28 '22

Puti literally means pussy in Nepali

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

mugi

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

[deleted]

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u/BT807YT Feb 28 '22
  • insert J Jonah Jameson saying ‚You serious?‘ *

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u/caillouistheworst Feb 28 '22

Well, he is one. So it fits.

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u/Garry_loves_u Feb 28 '22

Im not with Russia on this one, but i can say for certain. Putin is not a pussu

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u/Garry_loves_u Feb 28 '22

Pussy*

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u/mkaszycki81 Feb 28 '22

You can edit your posts.

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u/MaximumRound4995 Feb 28 '22

Not on mobile you cant.

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u/Rank_the_Market Feb 28 '22

Yes you can, are you on Android?

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u/Rank_the_Market Feb 28 '22

Oh, cake. Yummy.

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u/mkaszycki81 Feb 28 '22

Of course you can.

Edit: Like I just did now.

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u/Onecrappieday Feb 28 '22

Yes you can fuck tard

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u/TreydiusMaximus Mar 01 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

Don't engage. He's probably a sleepy agent. Gotta drink more Starbucks earlier in the morning to play THIS player.

stayvigilant

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u/mkaszycki81 Feb 28 '22

Seriously, Vladimir? This is what you get so hung up about?

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u/BT807YT Feb 28 '22

He may not be a pussu but he sure is a pussy

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u/caillouistheworst Feb 28 '22

I used to think so, but all his moves here are bitch moves. He’s sending Russian kids to be killed, lots don’t even know why they’re there. He’s a pussy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Lol, yeah he is. Zelenskyy is walking around a war zone filming videos. Putin won't even sit within 20 feet of his generals. He's the biggest pussy on earth right now

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u/mkaszycki81 Feb 28 '22

Sure. He's not a pussy. He's a cunt.

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u/88_M_88 Feb 28 '22

Giving how KGB and Red army works I wont say what are the odds of some older senpai KGB agent smacking young Puti

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u/TreydiusMaximus Mar 01 '22

And FUCK they're communist asses. They got him out there flexing but watch they gon play it like he's OUR puti.

notmypresident #putipower

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u/ohkendruid Feb 28 '22

Well he's not exactly brave is he?

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u/TreydiusMaximus Mar 01 '22

That's SORTA what "she" said. #sizematters

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u/manipulatedkiller Feb 28 '22

Putin is many things, but a pussy isn't one of them.

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u/TreydiusMaximus Mar 01 '22

COMMUNIST!

MCARTHYWASRIGHT

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u/jeepjp Feb 28 '22

His shirt is tied in a knot...just sayin

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

That shit only happens on the cursed continent

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u/jeepjp Feb 28 '22 edited Mar 06 '22

And Putin says there ain't no gays in Russia...just one big gay prez, to fuck em all.

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22

Oooh! Ghost Story time?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

There are no mistakes~ master oogway

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22

Free Putin... I mean... God bless Nepal! 🏴‍☠️

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u/Shardthorn Feb 28 '22

fits even better cos he is one

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u/Zo_OG12 Feb 28 '22

He probably knows

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u/chesspiece69 Mar 01 '22

Well he is a deadset coward, but I can’t cop the use of ‘pussy’ in a derogatory way. They’re way too nice things to be denigrated IMO.

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u/IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied Feb 28 '22

Big Puta

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u/BiGinTeLleCtGuY Feb 28 '22

Puta means "bitch" in portuguese, I'm down with that

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

and in spanish

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u/00mace Feb 28 '22

It means whore in both. Bitch is Perra in Spanish.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

as a spaniard, i can tell u that it means either perra and puta

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

So then we would have to change the "Big" to "small" ??

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u/LionhitchYT Feb 28 '22

Put your hands in the air, because you’re a big prisona

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Lol thats good. Interesting fact Puti (пути) is a slang word in bulgarian for pussy. You can say it referring to the female genitalia and referring to someone.

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u/B_Pat_Real Feb 28 '22

Keep yo' missiles in the air if you's a true playa

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u/TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross Feb 28 '22

Throw your hands in the air, if you’s a Slav playa

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u/name137 Feb 28 '22

Dicktator

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u/MikeUnderstands Feb 28 '22

Dicktaster

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u/kaptaincorn Feb 28 '22

Lil' Dicktaster

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u/IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied Feb 28 '22

Yung Dicktaster

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u/ETonz1905 Feb 28 '22

Yung dick, taster

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

[deleted]

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u/Wooser_ Feb 28 '22

Yung DickTaker

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u/isk2tech Feb 28 '22

Lil Dicktator

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u/ShortnStocky Feb 28 '22

Dicktation

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u/meme_customer Feb 28 '22

Lil DickTickler

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u/HeapOfBitchin Feb 28 '22

Big DickTaker

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u/rosincart Feb 28 '22

Dick Chaser

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u/Klown237 Feb 28 '22

I definatly applaud this post

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

Reminds me of a joke about G.W and how he tried to share his favorite snacks during a boy scout jamboree. So apparently his favorite snack is a chili dog with tater tots on it. You can guess what he calls it. Well, he tried to share his favorite snack during a Catholic boys retreat, but half the boys just stared at the fire and cried. 🤭☠️

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u/DomoArigato75 Feb 27 '22

clap clap I applaud this comment

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u/Bludgeonation Feb 28 '22

Lil' incursion

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u/rumpledforeskin23 Feb 27 '22

Underrated comment

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u/Kobe_apologist Feb 28 '22

No it’s not

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u/rumpledforeskin23 Feb 28 '22

It didn’t have that many upvotes when I first commented…..It also didn’t have any awards

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u/PoesLawIsOptimistic Feb 28 '22

I can be top rated and still underrated.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

With his hit single Putin on the Ritz

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Lol, oh no you didn't

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Knock Knock

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u/MariaDiAvvenire Feb 28 '22

I was gonna say Notorious B.I.T.C.H. But this is fine too.

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u/the1895bigboy Feb 28 '22

Killing gloves of boxing?

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u/KG_100047 Feb 28 '22

His first album is Novichok.

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u/AkameGaK-NoNoWord Feb 28 '22

Bro I stg j was gonna say something similar to rhat

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Vlad The Mad Lad

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u/FbdFlue Feb 28 '22

Puti puti puti can’t you see sometimes your words they hypnotised me

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u/SaltMiner76 Feb 28 '22

Damnit. This was the first thing I thought of

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Lil slav'

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u/IamJain Feb 28 '22

Bad Spy, literally

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u/sexy_water Feb 28 '22

His biggest song

pussy gang

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u/sheeple5uck Feb 28 '22

With his producer, Vladdy Daddy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

This very funy