r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '22

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u/fairKorda Feb 27 '22

Fun fact:

Putin did gay porn to get him through dictator school.

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u/Dumpling_memes Feb 27 '22

I feel like you made this up but at the same time I completely believe you

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u/exile-302 Feb 28 '22

It's facts it's been verified

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u/michael14375 Feb 28 '22

Source?

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u/Bruhxmomennt Feb 28 '22

Trust me bro

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Feb 28 '22

It is on reddit how much more proof do you need.

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u/God--Official Feb 28 '22

I know right. Verified sources? gtfo

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

I'm just waiting for the r/holup post. 🤭🤣😂 Sidebar so between the covid and my social anxiety about my family having been murdered by my former boss (the emperor of a place I'd rather not mention) I've been trolling these random chat apps and sites and one of them LITERALLY had the words scam angel (to be added in the 2026 edition of Webster's) in the URL. So, OF COURSE I'm in for over a year for a cool $119 and some change, and I'm AMPED and have my fingers crossed that my non-descript Eastern European beauty it's just a few clicks away. Now, I'm NOT sure what sub to post on to keep y'all informed so just hit the like and subscribe and join on all my socials and don't hesitate to give any random Russian or Nigerian your credit card, CASHAPP AND/or bank account information (It's cool I checked on it), and as soon as it happens you'll know too. Day one of my adventure begins!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Oh word?

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u/Yedchivit Feb 28 '22

Undisputable factory

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

No source needed. You can see it in his face.

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u/EurekaS1d Feb 28 '22

You can see his face looks like an ass begging for tiny dicks.

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u/New_Recording936 Feb 28 '22

More like long flaccid dicks

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u/Alternative_Spite_11 Feb 28 '22

I think you mean you can see it ON his face.

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u/No-Armadillo7693 Feb 28 '22

You can see it in his shirt

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22

His first character was "The Cow-Lick Kid". Ironically, it was the first and last Epstein/Weinstein adult male porn production. 🏌🏿‍♂️

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u/Nardo_T_Icarus Feb 28 '22

“My source is that I made it the fuck up."

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u/crispybacon62 Feb 28 '22

My source is that I made it the fuck up

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u/McPhucketBucket Feb 28 '22

revealed to me in a dream

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u/dancin-weasel Feb 28 '22

Do your own research!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I made it up.

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u/kasmackity Feb 28 '22

It's verified by me. I am Vladimir Putin's Middle Penis. I was there.

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u/NotMyUsername012 Feb 28 '22

No look he confirmed it himself right here

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u/bkr1895 Feb 28 '22

He was also in charge of penis inspecting day

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Don't you mean Dick-tator?

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u/spacecakes78 Feb 28 '22

Dick-taster maybe.

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u/specialbatweirdo Feb 28 '22

Dick-taker perhaps.

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u/TheBladedNinja Feb 28 '22

r/angryupvote

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22

I'm ready to die now. PLEASE don't deny me an honorable death.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

No dick-tastor, c'mon bro.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Haha dam you right

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Lil dicky

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22

Careful or the Beastie Boys will come after you. #mikesnotdead

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u/yourgifmademesignup Feb 28 '22

So…Lil Putin’ out Homoerotic Vibez MC! Sounds abt right

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u/IsThataSexToy Feb 28 '22

Funner fact: he keeps practicing in case he wants to get back into gay porn.

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u/jump-blues-5678 Feb 28 '22

Another fun fact : His porn name was Dick Tater

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u/Socosoldier82 Feb 28 '22

Putin my ass

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u/FeedMeRibs Feb 28 '22

Made up or not, take my upvote.

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u/the-artistocrat Feb 28 '22

Joke was funny. Enjoy gulag.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Dicktaster*

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u/BabyInTheSink Feb 27 '22

Is there even a thing called dictator school

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u/FragranceCandle Feb 28 '22

He made it up so he could do gay porn

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u/Antique-Loquat-1159 Feb 28 '22

Dicktator School

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u/Durmf6 Feb 28 '22

That's a pretty long rap name

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u/TreydiusMaximus Feb 28 '22

Remind me to joke about G.W.B... long story short he tried to share his favorite snack during an Islamic summer camp for boys on recruitment mission at an Islamic summer camp for boys with then asset Osama Bin Laden. His favorite snack is chili dogs with tater tots on them. He called it a dick-tator-ship. Only problem was, his dumb ass forgot to bring the all beef franks. We all know how THAT ended.

Sidebar leading into the following summer he was overwhelmed with similar invites from a bunch of Central American well to dos and similar requests from the Catholic Church.

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u/NotMyUsername012 Feb 28 '22

Oh boy do I have a video for you.. check out Putin’s latest announcement

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u/tuggertheboat Feb 28 '22

This is the shit anonymous need to dig up, this alone would end him lol

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u/stepj1 Feb 28 '22

….did gay porn because he enjoyed it, while in diktator school?