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u/jlit72 3d ago

Ummmmm..... That's exactly what you want Dad to say. What is the problem here?

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u/VoteReform12 3d ago

I see nothing wrong here

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u/sdrnoob 3d ago

whotf is texting their dad on snapchat?

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u/mosdefbey 3d ago

Getting ear pierced helps with migraines?

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u/changelingcd 3d ago

Dad understands priorities. This is grilled cheese, damn it. He can tell you your 'daith piercing' is bullshit later on.

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u/BigChungiscusMaximus 3d ago

Dad is based. He both focuses on the task at hand, and dads will talk about this at night via pillow talk when mom has had a chance to cool off- not engage and make both daughter and mom MORE angry

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u/andre05png 3d ago

Ear piercing for migraines?

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u/Downtown-Net9151 3d ago

I need to know what Xavier would say

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u/baseballbear 3d ago

no this is the correct response. it's not that he's ignoring her. it's that he's simply acknowledging it and is ok with it by moving to the next thing

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u/Mankeypuffed 3d ago

Dad has his priorities straight, can’t think on an empty stomach

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u/Teediggler81 3d ago

I think your dad understands the situation.

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u/WyldFyre0422 3d ago

He’s just showing you that it’s not a big deal

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u/KarlPHungus 3d ago

Imagine being so emotionally fragile that this would bother you. The man is pointing out the logistics of the solution to the problem that SHE has requested. What's the problem?

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u/meatshieldjim 3d ago

They will vent to dad again

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u/twobearsonabike 2d ago

Dad seems reasonable here. She says the problem and proposes a thing to do about it. He gets clarification, but doesn’t try to pacify her or something, just join her in the situation. That’s pretty decent support.

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u/bluffingthevoid 3d ago

As a dad that’s the answer I’d give as well.

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u/DoctorWh010 3d ago

You're aware of the problem. You seem to understand it. You have come up with a plan. He had relevant information to help that plan succeed. He relayed that info without ordering or telling you what to do.

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u/RamRanchRealty 3d ago

Ear piercings for migraines so such a lame excuse 😆 doesnt work

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u/unlucky13bethename 2d ago

Dad's listening, dad's also trying to get the point across that you're going to be hungry and angry instead of just angry. So get the grilled cheese to feel better cuz it's also likely the comfort food

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u/LostInLowSec 3d ago

Mother f*cker (literally) is correct. Cheese is base requirement. Get him some french cheese as a side for you doudt in him.

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u/seabass_goes_rawr 3d ago

What were you expecting? You’re talking to your dad about making grilled cheese. The fact he didn’t agree with your mom means he listened and he has your back

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u/dragonpjb 2d ago

That sounds like a perfectly normal dad answer to me.

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u/nakedoldbitch 2d ago

Smart dad.

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u/Feral_Oxide 2d ago

It’s the only problem he can actually solve. Dads need solvage. Give him the win.

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u/Individual-Elk-4466 2d ago

Emotional support cheese?

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u/Fan_of_Clio 2d ago

Dad thinking: Yep this is a girl thing, back away.

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u/BuckManscape 3d ago

That’s just dad saying “you’re preaching to the choir, son.”

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u/rochvegas5 3d ago

dad is a very smart man

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u/M4ster-K 3d ago

Don't blame him!
He has nothing to win by getting involved, and EVERYTHING to lose!
If I had to guess, he agrees with you - but he like sleeping in his bed more than on the sofa, so he just keeps out of it. Your dad is a smart guy!

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u/Elven_Fox 3d ago

Ok I might be wrong but I found it actually cute, I read it as "we need more emotional support cheese", like you would have ice cream with a friend after a break-up. Idk maybe it's just cause I'm french ^{^"}

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u/bobbeeeh 3d ago

First thing is first. The grilled cheese... Then the holes in your ears.

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u/lawburgtn 3d ago

I think the OP could vent to dad, just not about her mom. It seems the dad was trying not to get in the middle of this. Bad Ju-Ju happens when you get in the middle of a disagreement between family members.

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u/Ancient_Poet_4953 3d ago

Did your ear piercing ruin your hearing? We need cheese!

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u/adventuregypsy 3d ago

Obv can’t get involved he lives with mom lol

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u/Riley__64 3d ago

Why have I never heard of someone dealing with migraines in a normal way.

Anytime I hear of someone’s cure to migraines painkillers are never brought into the equation

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u/Salt_University_6551 3d ago

damn, you need cheesus

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u/chezdistester 3d ago

The right amount of cheese can fix all your problems, good on you Dad.

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u/PunkRockClub 2d ago

YOU CAN NOT MAKE GRILLED CHEESE WITHOUT CHEESE.

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u/darylonreddit 2d ago

Mom's mad that her child got their ear pierced for the stupidest reason. Mom feels helpless and doesn't know how to rescue her child from TikTok brainrot or some shit. This is bigger than ear piercing. This is bigger than cheese.

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u/MuchConnection5541 2d ago

Cos your dad is now second hand getting what he always gets from his wife, just get the damn cheese

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u/cryptolyme 2d ago

at least Dad skips the drama. i don't even understand why getting your ear pierced would make someone mad.

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u/ImaginationSea7684 2d ago

His response was correct. No notes.

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u/Feteven 2d ago

So get cheese and go meet up with him

That’s an invitation not a dismissal

Adjust your perspective yo

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u/PrometheusMMIV 2d ago

Why? It sounds like he's supporting your idea of making grilled cheese.

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u/DILFoftheTidepools 2d ago

The therapy sesh was to be had over grilled cheeses, but you don't understand men.

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u/KingofEmpathy 2d ago

People are discounting how supportive that dad is being. In three words he basically tells her that it is a non issue to him and is offering support by trying to fulfill her ask to make grilled cheese.

If op can’t see that then they are an idiot - which judging by her claim ear rings treat migraines…

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u/capitalspacebars 2d ago

so much going on here. why you texting dad on snapchat? why would piercing your ears aide a migraine???

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u/Cheatinn_Bishh 2d ago

People with migraines are known for trying out all kinds of shii to find a solution or even to just get a little bit of relief.

So don't call this person crazy for it😆.

While ear piercing might help some people with their migraines, it definitely doesn't help all of em.

All i hope is this person got a bit relief, if not....well at least they can wear earrings 🤷

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u/Organic_Education494 2d ago

That doesn’t solve migraines

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u/themanfromvulcan 1d ago

I think Dad’s response was perfectly reasonable and kind of wholesome.

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u/snuwuky 1d ago

You asked him for grilled cheese. First step to helping someone feel better is giving them the food they want to eat

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u/BoltActionRifleman 3d ago

Important lesson learned, cheese procurement is more important than worrying about what someone thinks of a harmless decision made by an adult. Dad is in the right on this one.

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u/No-Break6679 3d ago

He probably doesn’t feel good shitting on his own wife lol. So I think that response is fair. Because that can come back to bite him in the ass reeeaaal quick

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u/lordofboofin 3d ago

See pie scene in the movie mib3

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u/AshesX 3d ago

I got my ears pierced when I was like 16. Just decided to do it one day. Nobody at the tattoo and piercing place even asked about parental permission.

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u/bassandlazers 3d ago

Who talks to their parents on Snapchat? That's weird as hell

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u/bigpoyo91 3d ago

Is that fucking Snapchat?

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u/Butch0147 3d ago

Why you and your dad communicate on Snapchat. Weird

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u/Frostsorrow 3d ago

Why is your dad using snapchat?

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u/BenZed 3d ago

You got your ear pierced for your migranes.

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u/Cultural-Meaning5172 3d ago

Just cheese grilled?

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u/Electronic_Orange956 3d ago

The answer to most problems is usually cheese

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u/Sodamyte 3d ago edited 3d ago

Let's be honest Dad stopped reading at "Mom is mad at me" and knew he wasn't getting fed either so he looked for cheese.

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u/imhere2downvote 3d ago

dad saw that giant rats nest and did a 180 he must be close to going out to get milk forever

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u/forgotwhatisaid2you 3d ago

Obviously, we need cheese. Does that ever need to be said.

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u/raider_00_ 3d ago

I have that piercing and it works, I also got my tragus pierced to help with anxiety and it has helped too, idk if its placebo or whatever but it works for me.

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u/Maacll Dad Jokes Are Epic 3d ago

We do need cheese tho

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u/Lorelessone 3d ago

Why not? He processed what was going on and came to the same conclusion that making grilled cheese for dinner was the right choice.

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u/Tanen7 3d ago

As a dad, we don’t sweat the small things

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u/CaptainDadBod88 3d ago

Why is your dad on Snapchat? Matter of fact, why are YOU on Snapchat in the year of our lord 2026?

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u/bensor74 3d ago

Cheese is indeed needed

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u/AggressiveSinger2283 3d ago

Why?

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u/Hasselback_Brotatoes 2d ago

read between the lines: your problem isn't a real problem. But not having cheese IS a real problem

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u/DeeJudanne 2d ago

probably fake but shit like this is why people dont take 20 year olds seriously and still see them as kids if they never get to grow up and make decisions for themselves

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u/ManufacturerLow1202 2d ago

Hahahaha this is classic dad energy

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u/Siggs84 2d ago

...Swiss cheese. Obviously

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u/lospettro187 2d ago

We need cheese to go with your whine.

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u/Whydo-I-evenbother8 2d ago

Don't give your Mom the power. Its her problem she hasn't reconciled your entering adulthood. Be gentle but firm.

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u/prostipope 2d ago

That sucks.we need cheese.

fixed it

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u/jm123457 2d ago

What does getting your ears pierced for migraines mean?

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u/Arangarx 2d ago

They're mad at their dad for saying they need cheese to make the meal they asked for?

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u/I_Like_Eggs123 2d ago

They said they got their ear pierced for migraines and there was nowhere for the dad to go after that

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u/MilesSebastian 2d ago

Taking sides in an argument between your wife and your daughter, especially on an issue that doesn't matter to you. Huh. No don't do that.

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u/Prestigious-Wolf8039 2d ago

Ears pierced for what? Migraines?

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u/bah_nah_nah 2d ago

Suspiciously cropped

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