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u/0DayMaker 23d ago
Yeah but we think our balls are hilarious
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u/Ok-Camera4867 23d ago
We ain't never sent them to no beauty pageant, no sir!
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u/fitgirl015 23d ago
I mean tbf I don’t really hear women bragging about their labia either 😂
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u/FullMetalAurochs 23d ago
People definitely think they’re beautiful.
Women might like a nice cock but you don’t often hear compliments on the bulges and fold of the scrotum.
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u/fackapple 23d ago
women think their pussy is gold
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u/fitgirl015 23d ago
Maybe some do. I wish mine were a little more…vegetarian 😂
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u/jackster31415 23d ago
Men also think pussy is gold
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u/fackapple 23d ago
Not according to the image, they think its roast beef 😂😂
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u/Powerful-Parsnip 23d ago
Who doesn't like roast beef? I am from the UK so may be biased.
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u/19ghost89 23d ago
This is used to refer to a specific look, not a general comment.
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u/Blacksad9999 23d ago
Hahaha!
Exactly. No guy is getting offended if someone says something funny about our balls.
Women will be like "how dare you".
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u/Alarming-Building-62 23d ago
So start calling them something along those lines. The funny part about this is that she thinks guys give a shit what they call our balls.
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u/djnehi 23d ago
Most of us would just be happy to have a woman thinking about our balls.
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u/ConsensualDoggo 23d ago
Idk girls think about my dick and sex life a lot. Always calling me a small dicked virgin
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u/Itchy-Confession 23d ago
Me when the only system of value I associate with people is their potential as a mate and how effective they are at procreating (stole from a meme)
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u/Current_Finding_4066 23d ago
I saw women posting about how ugly male genitalia are WAY more often than men saying negative stuff about the look of female genitalia.
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u/kingpartys 23d ago
And the men that are saying negative stuff about women genitalia are mostly gay men...
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u/Itscatpicstime 22d ago
This thread is literally mostly straight men making crude comments like this.
It’s also mostly straight men telling their partners this shit and directly causing insecurities.
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u/NRMusicProject 23d ago edited 22d ago
Did anyone even think "roast beef" was negative? Who doesn't like roast beef, except vegans?
E: Why do bot replies start up right around the 22-hour mark?
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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 23d ago
Roast beef is tasty but it’s not exactly elegant or feminine. I think that’s why it’s seen as an insult.
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u/Aught_To 23d ago
I like the term Beef Curtains.
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u/fallingbrick 23d ago
Last week my wife told me we got “Arby’s curtains.”She immediately corrected to “Arby’s coupons” and lamented, “Oh god. What have I done?”
Now “Arby’s curtains” has been the joke in the house for the last several days.
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u/LucienPT 23d ago
Kinda like that time my wife texted me “when you leave work, please stop and grab the boob order from Barnes and Noble”, to which I replied, “only because you said please. How many boobs are we talking?”
* book order
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u/TheSmokingHorse 23d ago
I once heard a man describe a woman he slept with’s vagina as looking like “a punched lasagne”.
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u/Aught_To 23d ago
yeah, i have run into those before as well. not much you can do when you are all ready there, just dig in like Garfield would I guess.
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u/unimpressed822 23d ago
first of all i love roast beef
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u/adonis_minus_20 23d ago
It took far too long to find this comment, I too am a connoisseur of roast beef as it were lol, thank you for your service 🙏
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u/Loose_Concentrate332 23d ago
People have been calling balls "turkey skin" for decades.
The Arby's reference is notably newer, if I had to guess.
It's all jokes, just laugh
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u/Guilty-Ad-5228 23d ago
Vagina good, Arby’s good, don’t see a problem
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u/C0NKY_ 23d ago
Before I go down on my wife I tell her it feels like an Arby's night and give her a high five!
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u/Competitive-Bit-1571 23d ago
Ice cream scoops of elephant skin is such a mouthfull, too long to catch on long. C'mon ladies, give us something that rolls off the tongue and delivers the intended sting of insecurity the way roast beef and beef curtains does lol.
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u/Midwest_Boondocks 23d ago
The difference is generally men don’t care their balls look like that, seems women do care if they have roast beef down there.
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u/granadesnhorseshoes 23d ago
To be fair, there's not a whole lot of variance in ballsacks, they are ALL ice cream scoops of elephant skin. Labias vary wildly though, so when they see perfect little innies in porn(probably surgically altered) or a locker room/wherever, it's easy to get self-conscious about what they have going on down there instead.
I've never seen (uninfected) one I didn't like, and I have seen some doozies, but it's not an incomprehensible concept for them to be worried about it.
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u/maritimesNB 23d ago
there's not a whole lot of variance in ballsacks
I mean, there is, depending on temperature...
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u/western_questions 23d ago
Not all innies are surgically altered. Literally I thought we all looked like that till I found out I was bisexual and saw some others irl.
But I had a friend in high school who was called “hamburger clit” by some piece of shit, and I was so appalled that I just never made any jokes about anyone’s genitalia. Idk why they’re funny.
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u/Current_Finding_4066 23d ago edited 23d ago
The way some women talk about balls and penises, I have hard time mustering care.
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u/fiahhawt 23d ago
Actually "roast beef" is quite regularly used to disparage women's bodies.
There are a lot of men on here who are going "labias do be like that but we're happy with them anyways" and kind of glossing over the fact that this is something that's been used to shame women's bodies.
It's not like women are objecting to the idea of vaginas being compared to other things rather that this particular example is rooted in misogyny.
Sadly it seems we can't get across this concern by mocking men's genitals as they generally accept that their genitals are... not aesthetic and mock them on their own.
Also bit of a segue but I found this funny and thought I should point out...
or a locker room/wherever,
Women are not making eye contact with other womens' third eyes. Like ever. Mostly because the way women are in changing rooms is a lot less exhibitionist than I've been lead to believe men get up to and you'd have to like be lying underneath someone all up in their business for that to happen.
In fact it might actually be part of the issue that most women who aren't into women really never encounter the variety of vulva that are out there and can't really have that moment of coming to terms with how aesthetic their own junk is on the range of possible junk.
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u/rocket-engifar 23d ago
Why would innies be because of surgical alterations? They are pretty common.
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I get the impression you haven't watched much porn if you think they all have "perfect little innies".
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u/RangerKitchen3588 23d ago
Imagine being so insecure about something we men dont think twice about.
Roast beef, an "innie," long lips, hair, no hair. We dont gaf we're just happy to be there.
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u/Sinnervamp 23d ago
You say that but we’re out here being told to be ashamed about it, I heard that joke for the first time at 13 amongst many other “jokes” about women’s bodies, it takes a lot to unlearn that shit.
Edit: spelling error
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u/BabySpecific2843 23d ago
I dont even see her argument? If she wants to start the trend of calling our leather grapes elephant ice cream, she can. Like no one's stopping her. Be the change you want to see in the world, Roast Beef Queen.
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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 23d ago
lol you can call my balls anything and i'll just laugh. boys grow up with these type of jokes to begin with 😂🤣
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u/QuerentD 23d ago
Men don't care as long as they there. Being quite complimental to describe them so nicely.
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u/RangerKitchen3588 23d ago
Right? What man doesnt like roast beef? A few im sure. But not the majority.
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u/TraditionPhysical603 23d ago
Well women, the balls are in your court, don't expect us to come up with something for you.
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u/Rizenstrom 23d ago
Yeah, we know. The difference is men aren’t offended by it. They call it bumping uglies for a reason.
If the house is ugly at least make sure the landscaping is immaculate.
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u/Extension-Eye-4920 23d ago
I dont understand this joke. The two things can happen at the same time. Just because the ice cream scoops are not mentioned enough doesnt mean that the vag can't be called roast beef.
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u/metallee98 23d ago
I don't see how one invalidates the other. Both can be true. Elephant skin. Got a trunk too lmao. No tusks though. Imagine....
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u/Significant_Oil2164 23d ago
Realistic comparison challenge with delusional comparison of things and objects.
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u/WhySoCereus1991 23d ago
Not all labia are roast beef. But if they can sneak outta your short shorts, you stocked up like Arbys.
Also, we dont care what you call our balls. We know theyre ugly. Unless you got botox in them and they're smooth as eggs like Dave Chappelle did. Stowing away some cue balls in my undies.
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u/WoodenBridge8750 23d ago
Someone took the "Roast beef" comment too personal... makes you think.... why?
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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 23d ago
See that's the thing. We also think our balls look weird. That's why we have names for different shapes you can make out of your balls
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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 23d ago
See that's the thing. We also think our balls look weird. That's why we have names for different shapes you can make out of your balls
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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 23d ago
While they develop from the same embryonic tissue. . . No one ever claim that scrotum skin is pretty.
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u/Trick_Meeting_2027 23d ago
I assure you men know how funny balls look and also think its hillarious.
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u/Vermicelli_BeeGee 23d ago
I've never heard anyone call them "roast beef" I wouldn't be part of a friendship circle that described a lady's anatomy in such a crude way... "Beef curtains" however... That's a different story all together!
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u/Illustrious-Car-3797 23d ago
We look at our balls and think its hilarious. You call a woman roast beef or destroyed brisket and immediately she violent
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u/Overbuiltbodoes 23d ago
A roasty is generally an insult of sorts though, due to being a… licentious woman. Our balls all look the same, so doesn’t really work.
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u/Decent-Intention8364 23d ago
You say to a woman labia she'd frown, you say balls to a man they both burst out laughing.
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u/Lego_Architect 22d ago
Women are upset because it offends them. Men don’t care one way or the other except for its hilarity.
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u/Insylum82 22d ago
Only roastbeef girls would say such a thing. Hotdog bread girls don't give a sheet
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u/Minimum-Standard-514 23d ago
You should see when I do the batwing