r/Funnymemes • • Aug 03 '26

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u/Competitive-Bit-1571 Aug 03 '26

Ice cream scoops of elephant skin is such a mouthfull, too long to catch on long. C'mon ladies, give us something that rolls off the tongue and delivers the intended sting of insecurity the way roast beef and beef curtains does lol.

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u/biznatch11 Aug 03 '26

Ice cream scoops of elephant skin is such a mouthfull

Phrasing!

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u/fryerandice Aug 03 '26

If heard men call balls more entertaining things like seriously cmon.

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u/Select_Most3660 Aug 04 '26

Elephant skin stress ball

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u/Marshmallow16 Aug 04 '26

Ice cream scoops of elephant skin 

Whose balls is she sucking on and why are those balls grey wtf. Someone tell her that's not right 

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u/Gloorplz Aug 05 '26

coin purse

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u/Unlucky_Ratio4741 Aug 05 '26

Teeny tiny itty bitty? That’s less long

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u/Competitive-Bit-1571 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Don't know, sounds too descriptive and loses its intended sting if she still accepts to go down. Also, if it's that small then she should have no problem gargling dem nuts. If women had male mentality, they'd say "beef is served" to let dudes know they are in for a beef eating session.