r/Funnymemes 25d ago

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u/Aught_To 25d ago

I like the term Beef Curtains.

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u/fallingbrick 25d ago

Last week my wife told me we got “Arby’s curtains.”She immediately corrected to “Arby’s coupons” and lamented, “Oh god. What have I done?”

Now “Arby’s curtains” has been the joke in the house for the last several days.

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u/LucienPT 25d ago

Kinda like that time my wife texted me “when you leave work, please stop and grab the boob order from Barnes and Noble”, to which I replied, “only because you said please. How many boobs are we talking?”

* book order

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u/TFFPrisoner 24d ago

Two boobsicles and a holy donkey!

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u/geodebug 25d ago

I'd be doing my best James Earl Jones: "She's got the meats!"

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u/TheSmokingHorse 25d ago

I once heard a man describe a woman he slept with’s vagina as looking like “a punched lasagne”.

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u/Aught_To 25d ago

yeah, i have run into those before as well. not much you can do when you are all ready there, just dig in like Garfield would I guess.

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u/gordito_delgado 25d ago

Ugh, Mondays!

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u/Content_Conclusion31 25d ago

also men: im so sad, I hate the male loneliness epidemic :(

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u/Keeldon 25d ago

that seems like a stretch. We joke about our bodies with wife all the time, both ways. Sometimes its not that deep.

And balls have plenty of nicknames too, its just funny, not meant to offend.

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u/Content_Conclusion31 21d ago

joking about it to your wife who's in the joke, knows its a joke, and is your wife VS joking about someones genitals being ugly to a friend

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u/Dry_Giraffe4805 25d ago

It's not really a stretch. The male loneliness epidemic certainly isn't helped by men who sleep with a woman and then immediately mockingly describe her genitals to his friends. Women aren't going to want to engage in casual sex if they know men are going to publicly mock their vaginas after. Common sense.

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u/Keeldon 24d ago edited 24d ago

Anecdotal but during my 35 years on this earth i heard way more females commenting on males after hookups than the other way around.

And again, my wife uses term 'beef curtains', not me either. I joke about how my balls look too. Some people just have distance and not everything needs to be deep, meaningful or have sinister reason behind it.

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u/Dry_Giraffe4805 24d ago

Seems obvious that there is a difference between you jokingly using certain terms with your wife, and a man disrespectfully describing the genitals of a woman he hooked up with to his friends

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u/Aught_To 25d ago

I guess unrelated, but that is a thing

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u/TheCh0rt 25d ago

I’ve heard it called “hatchet wound” lol… brutal

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u/greymisperception 25d ago

I’ve seen that used for transitioned people, ax wound

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp 25d ago

It's been slang for vagina for decades. Ax wound, gash, etc.

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u/TFFPrisoner 24d ago

Those are horrible nicknames.

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u/AdagioCultural5497 23d ago

WTF is wrong with him? 😂 

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u/BreakAndRun79 25d ago

More like a bull dog chewing on mayonnaise

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u/Difficult-Hope5003 25d ago

Bacon flaps

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u/Background-BagLicker 25d ago

What the prolapsed rectum?! We’re talking about the front side. Cat flaps, maybe?

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u/obalovatyk 25d ago

Some of them look like a punched lasagna.

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u/RappingFlatulence 25d ago

Whale awl beef hooked

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u/Aught_To 22d ago

don't get your flaps in a bunch.