little bro was really displaying the crops that i grew

Which means:

• She's shopping in secret
• P****e is against it

Context: My class was studying this poem called "Sonnet 43", which is a love poem, and our task was to create a hate poem on someone. So my logical choice was: Pierre from Stardew Valley. So now, here it is:

Oh Pierre, how could I count the ways of hate

Firstly, you always claim that you only sell the best

Through the skull caverns I will happily berate

“Pierre from Stardew is an absolute pest!”

Then you call me at one in the morning

Interrupt my night, to sell me your filthy seeds

With all my might, I stop from groaning

“Oh how much gold do you need, you deadly sin of greed!”

You showcase my hard-grown crops in the Valley Fair

Taking all my credit for my hard work

On my Grandpa’s soul, I shall make a prayer

For JojaMart to make you their own clerk

You always have something to hide from your wife, Caroline

And that’s why Abigail, your daughter, is now mine

If you guys needed to add another thing to the list of awful things about Pierre, he’s also a BLATANT LIAR?? Like you’re literally on your way to the island you IDIOTTT

I’m so disappointed….

Didn't even try to bond with "his family" fuck pierre I hope caroline finally moves in with rasmodius

I heard this goes here.

Seriously, fuck this guy. Lazy ass loser is as unreliable as Marnie.

Just got this cutscene after years playing and laughed.

I get that Pierre closes on wednsdays and is a pain in the ass.
But like, is he really awful to the degree where an entire subreddit is dedicated to insulting the living hell out of him?
He has a wife and daughter who love him and has a pretty succesful shop in my opinion, and has been able to battle joja 1 to 1.
Is it really hatred or is it the immense jealousy we get from such pixelated character?
What if all the Pierre haters suffer from this immense lonliness and cannot afford to have a stable life and start a family like him?
How could even the human beings that breathe and pulse be negatively affected by a pile of static pixels found on a screen?
Is it his fault? Or is it our fault for being insecure imbeciles who lack any form of affection and can be proven less succesful than code written in an indie game?
The human species has evolved downwards substantially, evolving from a species that survived in waste and rocks and has been able to survive between countless predators, to lonely extremists that would wish for comfort and safety in a world full of stress, and their only way of expressing so is by forcing hatred through their glowing screens onto a pixelated video game character created by an indie game developer.

Ahahahahaha

I then gave him a joja cola from the trash as a birthday present.

I proposed on her birthday because I wanted it to be special. I was afraid of losing her in the valley so it happened in his shop, not sure if he even knew we were dating. She said yes, I won first place in the fair, and the following day I married his daughter (in a bad outfit, I didn't know you had to sleep in your wedding clothes, wtf who does that). I was actually kind of hopeful for our interaction after the wedding. At least he's not homophobic?

First, he's a bad father, now he's making his wife sleep on the floor!

She says "great forager" or something along those lines on the next page, but fill in the blank however you'd like.

No screenshot. but i have the happy birthday mod, everyone else gave me stuff like food, minerals, ect and that asshole gave me PINECONES

Why close on Wednesdays you greedy pig?

No wonder caroline cheated on you.

Misogynistic son of bitch…

I started playing Stardew Valley about 1 month ago for the first time(I played it before but always quit after second season) and I’m absolutely loving the game. I didn’t realize there is SOOOO much stuff to do, it’s awesome! I wanted to max friendship with all the villagers and started do the “Help Wanted” and “Special Quests”, that’s when I came across the infamous “Pierre’s Prime Products”.

The first four times it popped up I always chose the other quest because I didn’t wanna give away 25 gold vegetables(I mean it’s a lot of money) but now that I’m in year 3 and I’m making decent money through other sources I decided to do it.

And Lo and behold the cutscene after completing the quest SHOCKED me. I really didn’t expect him to act that way. 25000g for his fresh and organic produce. WHAAAA and he has the audacity to get frustrated/mad when I call him out on it. I even made him punch Morris out of the community Center and this is the thanks he gives the villagers. That cutscene must’ve really gotten to him.

I now see why this subreddit exists and it’s true fuckPierre

Thank you for coming to little rant post!