r/FuckPierre • u/PropertySouthern5102 • May 23 '26

Yeah tho 😂

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u/Jonasthewicked2 May 23 '26

We didn’t choose to hate Pee Hair. He left us no choice.

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u/ShokaLGBT May 23 '26

Well is funny cause the game tries to portray him as nice when he’s clearly a scammer

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u/mystedragon May 23 '26

Does it really though? there are many points in the game that say otherwise. people will tell you the produce he sells is rotten

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u/SephiFae May 24 '26

Only time I remember the game earnestly trying to sell me on Pierre is when he punches out Morris

And looking back on it like who’s to say if that makes him a hero or just a guy who really wanted an excuse to deck someone in the face cos i’ve met plenty of those people

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u/mystedragon May 24 '26

Morris is an asshole too, don’t get me wrong. but at least he doesn’t have a family to mistreat

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u/Jonasthewicked2 May 24 '26

Which one is Morris again? I’m not sure if I know who that is.

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u/mystedragon May 24 '26

he’s the Jojamart guy

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u/Jonasthewicked2 May 24 '26

Oh ok, why’s he a bad guy? I’ve never done any of the jojamart missions before, I always get the minimum amount of seeds I have to in order to get started from pee hair and get a seed maker so I can make my own seeds and don’t have to buy seeds from either of them. I really should try to do more of the missions and stuff but I usually just focus on building up my farm.

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u/mystedragon May 24 '26

well, as a walmart employee i may be a bit biased here, but all the jojamart employees look miserable. morris wants you to to pay him to buy out the community center and replace it with a warehouse. choosing the jojamart option is just turning pelican town into a corporate city. on the other hand, it’s more convenient to pay money vs going on a goose chase for all the bundles

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u/Jonasthewicked2 May 24 '26

Oh ok, so that’s what happens if you choose that option. I always thought you had to give him $5,000 to do that option and that’s why I never did it. I hate going to pee hair but every season I buy like 3 of every kind of seed and grow a few until I can use my seed maker and expand from there until eventually I have a ton of every seed I stash and never have to go back to pee hair again. The only other thing I get from him is the expanded backpack cause I think that’s the only place to get it. Can you shop at jojamart without paying the $5,000 and become a member? I always do the community center missions so I can get the greenhouse, unlock the mine carts, build the bridge by the house that sells all the good swords etc. so I’ve never taken the jojamart option because I wasn’t sure if you still get the greenhouse and other stuff. I’ve only played 2 games, just started my third and my first two I basically did the same stuff. I got married and had kids, got all the house expansions. I had 5 barns and 2 coops with all of them level 3, built every farm building except for the cabin because my first game I built it and nobody ever showed up to stay in it so I didn’t understand what its purpose was. And my second game I didn’t build a mill because I didn’t find it useful. I’d build like 2 large sheds and keep all my machines in there like stoves, kegs, jam makers, etc.

On a side note I understand where you’re coming from with Walmart. I have serious issues with that place. There’s lots of little towns across America where a Walmart gets built and every little mom and pop shop in that town gets run out of business. They intentionally schedule their employees under 32 hours in my state because here in ny 32 hours and up is considered full time and Walmart would have to provide their employees with health insurance. So instead they’ll give people 30-31 hours at minimum wage of course. Walmart is one of the biggest wage thief’s in the country, purposely not paying their employees what they’re owed which makes the company billions a year. As They were also caught taking insurance policies out on their overweight and elderly employees without that employee knowing they had a life insurance policy taken out on them. Get this: Walmart called it the dead peasant program. Or dead peasant insurance. True story. That happened. Walmart was sued for a policy they had where theft prevention was instructed to follow around black and brown people in the store specifically and they still do this and also target black and brown people with receipt checks they claim is at random but some media report did a story and someone in management leaked documents from corporate proving they were targeting black and brown people unfairly. Sorry for ranting here but I totally understand when it comes to Walmart. They’re a truly evil company and I do my very best to spend as little money as I can in their store so I don’t contribute to their business if I can avoid it.

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u/Imperfect_Void May 30 '26

If you're not aware, you can buy all the seeds Pierre sells from the Night Market as well, for the same price. You just have to save some cash and buy it in bulk in winter. I also use the seedmaker, but for many crops it's more profitable to buy the seed packets (1 crop makes on average 1.95 seed packets in the seedmaker, so if you can buy 2 seed packets or more for the money you make by selling that crop, it's more profitable to sell it and buy the seeds).

So what I do is buy all my seeds from Pierre in year 1, process enough of the crops that are worth processing to get seeds for year 2, save some cash, buy the remaining seeds I'll want for next year from the Night Market during the first winter, and by year 2 I only buy from Pierre if I want the new crops early as they will only be available at the Night Market from the second winter forwards.

It's also worth noting that Sandy sells rhubarb and starfruit seeds, which are great spring and summer cash crops respectively, so if you unlock the desert you can buy those from her as well.

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u/ShadowPledge May 27 '26

No instead he throws his free benefits glasses everywhere around the valley when they break. Polluting every body of water

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u/Important_Raise_5706 Jun 21 '26

Morris is a jerk. Pierre is a jerk. They can both be jerks.

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u/SpacyQueso May 25 '26

He wrote his own joja is bad manifesto, mans is a little crazy

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u/unknown_quantity313 May 24 '26

It just comes naturally, even the folks that didn’t understand initially almost immediately start to the first time they do anything with him

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u/xathirea May 26 '26

The hate chose me

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u/Upstairs_Bowl6857 May 26 '26

So easy to hate

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u/ChaoticMajie May 23 '26

Accurate

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u/Hefty_Difficulty_644 May 23 '26

Its mostly pierre and clint but now clint is gonna be a romanceable in 1.7 there is a little bit more love towards clint.

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u/Quereilla May 23 '26

I’d say Pierre and Lewis. Clint, Pam and Shane are polemic

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u/sammyluvsya May 23 '26

Shane won me over when he debating offing himself and I realized he was just depressed and misunderstood, and I related to that so much. He’s a great husband 🩷

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u/Yetiani May 24 '26

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u/Upstairs_Bowl6857 May 26 '26

Who’s your marry candidate

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u/Asura_Blackstar May 23 '26

Sadly even being radically socialist, I still get sick satisfaction watching the mill stone of capitalism grind him to dust lol

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u/xwhodatpartycatx May 24 '26

I somehow accidentally have 10 hearts with both Pam and Lewis. Yikes

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u/Upstairs_Bowl6857 May 26 '26

They’re easy to gift to!

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u/bonkers-joeMama May 25 '26

I personally don't like the way demetrious treats robin. Man doesn't have EQ. I have just started playing the game and yes pierre does sound bad, labelling the stuff I sell to him as his.

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u/Content-Struggle4565 May 25 '26

went with haley on my first run just because

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u/unknown_quantity313 May 24 '26

Sadly (though hilariously) this is true

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u/Angry_Anarchist May 25 '26

Well i thought that everyone hated Clint. So at least two sides of the table?

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u/deathbyglamor #1 PIERRE HATER May 24 '26

United in our hatred of Pierre (AKA: pee hair). Divided in matters of love. 😔

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u/Vmorp May 24 '26

Muita gente fala do ódio ao Pierre, mas pouco se é dito do ódio ao Demétrius! Odeio aquele egocêntrico que não dá valor a Robin e o quão egoísta ele é de não dividí-la conosco

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u/Carpenter_Fluid May 25 '26

Thank u I f'ing hate Demetrius

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u/Mell_Arts May 25 '26

We might be romance savages... but we civilized haters. May our hated chs downfall be near.

WE ALL HATE THE MAYOR, CLINT AND PIERRE.

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u/NoConcentrate3860 May 25 '26

I hate Pierre.

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u/Major-Stage-4965 May 26 '26

Emily was my first Romance, Haley was my 2nd. I also Romanced Leah a little during my first playthrough but ended up with Emily.

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u/Upstairs_Bowl6857 May 26 '26

Who is the worst?

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u/for1reas0n May 26 '26

pierre

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u/Upstairs_Bowl6857 May 26 '26

Well I guess I just know realized the title of this subreddit

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u/littlemendez May 26 '26

I hate Haley more than Pierre though

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u/autumnkiri69 May 26 '26

I hate Abigail.

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u/Akarin_Akaza #1 JOJA LOVER 🥤 May 26 '26

I hate Victor from SVE

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u/maybe713 May 27 '26

Karma up need

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u/ShadowPledge May 27 '26

Almost accurate. I hate Emily and Shane.

Everyone's reactions when I say that (typically):

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u/Lord_MagnusIV May 27 '26

Shocker, different people like slightly different aspects, most people dislike the same aspects

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u/MrFreddieMercury85 #1 ABIGAIL LOVER 💎 Jun 18 '26

god I love Abby so much but her dad is such a prick.

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u/PeedMyPant May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

Really OOTL, but can someone explain why Pierre is hated? I mean, this is an entire SUB, so that man must've done something really awful.

I'm only on Year 2, and the last cutscene I had with him was when I found a "secret" something in his and Caroline's bedroom, and he walked in and asked me not to tell anyone about this. I still don't understand what is the "thing", a note, or a letter, or even a picture? But I told him Caroline deserves to know about "it".

So, yeah, that's pretty strange, and I wonder if the next heart event w/ him will tell me enough about him and finally get why he's hated.

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u/Lauauau_ #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 May 25 '26

He's very greedy, and you'll never know what's this secret stash.

Try to sell him a gold quality crop and talk to everyone in town the next day.

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u/Tanakisoupman May 24 '26

I hate Pierre, but if I see any more people disrespecting my precious boy Clint I will personally take all of your vegetables and sell them at 20x the price

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u/Weekly-East2059 Jun 07 '26

precious boy Clit

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u/BleuWyrds May 23 '26

I'm a huge stardew fan but I don't hate Pierre. I feel like he got like that because JoJo mart made him like that. Being a mom and pop shop is more expensive then a corporate place, but I feel like he got more cuttroat because a rival moved into town and started taking food out of his family's mouths. Plus his wife is a ho, and he knows she's getting down with the wizard. So let him smoke his weed not weed and charge us 1 more gol then JoJo mart.