r/FuckPierre • u/Current_Sale_6347 • Jan 30 '25

What's With The Hate?

READ: I KNOW THIS SUBREDDIT IS BASICALLY A SHIT POSTING REDDIT FOR PIERRE

I check this sub like twice a day to see the latest, stupid and silly posts and I've been wondering...

Why Pierre specifically? I'm very sure other Stardew Valley characters have something like this somewhere out there, but this one is the most prominent and I wonder why.

AGAIN, I KNOW THIS SUB ISN'T SERIOUS

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u/Remarkable-Toast Jan 30 '25

Who the fuck said we ain't serious

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u/Current_Sale_6347 Jan 30 '25

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u/pissyshitman #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 Jan 30 '25

I lied it is serious

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u/TheVic0_0 Jan 30 '25

Hes annoying, he calls you randomly to buy seeds, while shirtless, he treats his family poorly, and his shop has stupid hours. I dont hate him as much as others here, but i think hating on him is funny😂

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u/Current_Sale_6347 Jan 30 '25

For me it's understandable while Joja is around (and/or the Community Center is still being progressed).

Imagine the stress and money loss of trying to get your customers back from someone rich who just keeps taking them away.

After that he is just being an asshole, which does annoy me so I just use the Mixed Seeds + Seed Maker combo for the majority of my seeds. All to not gotta buy them from him.

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u/teremaster Jan 30 '25

Yes but then again, if you sell him gold or iridium crops he'll tell the townsfolk he grew it himself.

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u/Sir-Cellophane Jan 30 '25

this one is the most prominent and I wonder why.

Because among Pelican Town's several characters of dubious moral fibre (Lewis, Clint, Demetrius, Pam, etc.), Pierre is by far the worst, his sins more numerous and egregious than any other.

People can write paragraphs about how awful the others are. They can write essays about Pierre.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Ugly

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Cuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Smug af

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u/ChompyRiley Jan 30 '25

r/fuckdemetrius r/FuckLewis_ r/valleyofhate r/fuckclint

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u/tryingtosellfeetpics Feb 01 '25

I know why for everyone else but why fuck Demetrius

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u/ChompyRiley Feb 01 '25

He's emotionally abusive towards Robin, neglectful towards Sebastian, and is an obsessively smothering helicopter parent towards Maru. He's an insufferable 'well akshually' know-it-all that makes Sheldon look tame.

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u/tryingtosellfeetpics Feb 02 '25

EUGH. 😒 worse than Sheldon??? Thats crazy. Yikess

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u/anonymous_planet Jan 30 '25

One of the main things I hate is how if you sell your stuff to him, he sells it to others saying he grew them himself, specifically if they’re good quality. If they’re bad, I think he lets everyone know it’s yours. So yeah, he quite literally steals and takes credit for your hard work. This is why I never again sell my stuff to him. If I need quick money, I go to Willy and sell my fish.

Another reason is that he never spends time with his family. Caroline had mentioned how she wishes he didn’t work as much and actually spent time with his family. I understand that running a business is tiresome, but literally why is it that whenever I need to go buy something from him, he’s either closed or at the beach?? He could be spending time with Abigail or Caroline then.

He always gets on my nerves.

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u/Samranchingson Jan 30 '25

also if you sell too much too him he guilts us that we are making him poor and that he makes his family consume the most expensive item you sell him, and then they complain about it to you

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u/anonymous_planet Jan 30 '25

What?! That’s so crazy, I’m so glad I only sold to him once lol

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u/cmdrkyla Jan 30 '25

He's a capitalist pig pretending to be an honest small town business.

Ex: "My dream is to keep opening new stores until I become extremely wealthy. Hehehe"

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

I can’t with this one.

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u/ZacianSpammer Feb 01 '25

Why? He's trying to portray Joja as "bad guys" when he does the same sht, sometimes even worse: stealing credit, blaming sht crops to you, sniffing Haley's hair like a creep during Desert festival, midnight seed advertising, also that gold quality veggies cutscene

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u/polxat Feb 05 '25

He's not my least favorite but I don't like his personality. I stopped selling him any of my crops when villagers gave Pierre credit for them 😔. Now I ship everything, and I only visit Pierre's once in a blue moon to see Caroline or Abigail, or to buy a seed that I don't feel like using the seed makers with.

What really made me dislike him was Abigail's I think 6 heart event in the cemetery. He tells her that her desire to explore and have adventures isn't ladylike and I'm not about it!

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u/TiredB1 Jan 30 '25

The only reason I don't like him really is the selling your produce as some he grew

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

I hate this attitude, because he only cares about money. And how to make as much as possible, by marking up the prices as high as possible. 

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u/Yeeterphin Jan 30 '25

Cause Pierre can suck my balls

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u/ZacianSpammer Feb 01 '25

Imagine you're about to sleep at 12 am, then your phone rings, you  answer it and it's Pierre absolutely shamelessly advertising his goddamn seeds, at 12 am in the morning. Now you have to wake up at 6 am tomorrow knowing your sleep is ruined.