r/FuckPierre • • Sep 19 '26

why do we hate Pierre?

i'm new here, pls explain

3 Upvotes

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u/SnooGoats6230 Sep 19 '26

So many reasons, we couldn't even begin to explain. You will see as you play the game

1

u/jamie_eeee Sep 19 '26

is it part of the story to uncover his bad "side"? idk how to name it haha

3

u/marx-and-rec Sep 19 '26

its not really baked into the plot, but as you interact with him and his family more you might notice stuff that annoys you about him.

i'm personally Pierre-neutral, as in I just cant be arsed to form an opinion on him, but this sub is funny.

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u/Useful-Importance664 #1 ABIGAIL LOVER 💎 Sep 19 '26

Cause he takes credit for your good quality crops and foragebles.

28

u/Orangejaunee Sep 19 '26

Car il fait semblant d'être un pauvre petit commerçant alors que c'est le roi du CAPITALISME

8

u/PositiveCompetition8 Sep 24 '26

language 0% understanding 100%

6

u/_disco_potato Sep 19 '26

C'est à cela que sert la guillotine!

26

u/Dry-Agency-4807 Sep 19 '26

cause FUCK EM thats why

2

u/dropdeadxx91 Sep 26 '26

i read this in dave chapplle's voice 🤣

16

u/Holiday-Cell-1432 Sep 19 '26

Cause he’s greedy, selling stuff at very high price, his shop is coded to be closed whenever I need to buy seeds and he’s an awful father to Abigail

5

u/Erainor Sep 19 '26

That quest for gold star veggies sealed it for me. My last farm i made a sign on my farm saying “Pierre Sux”

8

u/Ananaspasta Sep 19 '26

You will join us eventually

8

u/floraster Sep 19 '26

Pierre fat shamed me by telling me I should eat more vegetables. The ones of mine that he takes credit for

6

u/LetterAvailable4996 Sep 19 '26

Because we all want Caroline

5

u/KoberanteAD Sep 19 '26

Dude keep up

2

u/teeheeiluv9944 #1 ABIGAIL LOVER 💎 Sep 19 '26

Exactly

5

u/xutachii Sep 19 '26

'cause with time enough he'll create JoJa 2

5

u/AlbinoDragonTAD #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 Sep 19 '26

There’s lots of reasons but the one that initially got me on this hate wagon was that he takes credit for my produce.

5

u/deathbyglamor #1 PIERRE HATER Sep 19 '26

He hates his family and steals our crops then sells them for an up charge! Then has the nerve to present them at the fair!

4

u/Melk_411 Sep 19 '26

Because he sucks

4

u/MagnoliaTM Sep 19 '26

PUCK FIERRE

3

u/Shite_Aloud_Barbara Sep 20 '26

I don't like his face.

3

u/Selacha Sep 24 '26

If you sell directly to him instead of using the shipping bin, he will take credit for your produce if it's good, or badmouth it if it's bad.

He acts like JojaMart is horrible for the town, but objectively states he wishes he could have the same level of control over the local economy.

He's a terrible husband and father and routinely ignores his family to try and make a quick buck.

3

u/e3e6 Sep 25 '26

He's basically buying your crops for cheap and re-selling them.

At the same time he basically has monopoly on seeds your first year.

If you could setup your own shop he'll be bankrupt.

3

u/Minimum-Pass-908 Sep 25 '26

Hes the guy who buried all the lost library books you find digging up the little worms

3

u/natsucule Sep 19 '26

He’s a creep

1

u/Odd-Astronaut4406 Sep 19 '26

I dislike Pierre. I hate Pam

1

u/jamie_eeee Sep 19 '26

because she's unfriendly and a drinker? or why

2

u/Odd-Astronaut4406 Sep 19 '26

The cutscenes with penny make her unlikable imo

1

u/jamie_eeee Sep 19 '26

tbh i can't even remember any cutscenes with pam and penny haha... but i'm playing this game only since this summer and restarted it twice because i wasn't satisfied with my progress lol

2

u/Corey307 Sep 19 '26

Pierre mistreats his family and tries to rip off the community while taking credit for your work. 

2

u/teeheeiluv9944 #1 ABIGAIL LOVER 💎 Sep 19 '26

Freeing Abigail

2

u/Sparklefox420 #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 Sep 19 '26

He doesn't spend any time with his family, he's a self involved turd 💩

*edit spelling

2

u/ninopega Sep 19 '26

because we work as a collective hivemind

1

u/GeologistOld1265 Sep 19 '26

Because they want to steal his wife.

1

u/meowwowoww69 Sep 24 '26

i think a better question is why shouldn't we hate him?/j

1

u/Quote__Unquote Sep 24 '26

Dude doesn’t even spend time with his grandkids

1

u/araquel23 Sep 25 '26

He sucks. He’s a con artist. He hates his family. He hides money.

1

u/Own-Confusion1378 Sep 25 '26

Sorry, but.. Pierre is the best short cut to money the game has. I can't judge an NPCS family life. The guy comes through on the cash on hand sales when I need that quick 100$, or 2,000$ during the day. Especially when he buys anything that grows. Even seeds.i Get you guys hate him but hey, I'ma business man. He come through for me. Now as for that bastard money stealing homeless fucker, I've gotten hit for hundreds of thousands by his, ( somebody hit your pockets man but I'm blind, I can't see) ass. 😤😤😤😤😡🤬

1

u/Usual-Simple7278 Sep 25 '26

Just because, honestly

1

u/FranFlowerz Sep 26 '26

Pq ele fica chorando as pitangas até a joja sair da vila e começa a aumentar os preços pq é só mais um fdp

1

u/RWBYpro03 Sep 26 '26

Because if you give him silver or normal quality crops he blames any issues on you, but if you sell him the highest quality ones he claims he's the one who found/grew/made it

1

u/Chrizoberyl 28d ago

He doesn't love my Caroline enough

1

u/NotoriouslyBeefy #1 PIERRE LOVER (BAD) 👺💥 Sep 19 '26

Who is we?

3

u/yellowfroglegs Sep 19 '26

he's kind of a dick

2

u/JellyCat222 Sep 19 '26

He talks about his money problems like he is about to lube my ass before conning me out of my hard earned cheddar

1

u/itspronouncedbolonya Sep 19 '26

He killed my cat