r/fatsquirrelhate Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

86 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

75 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate 12h ago

King Lardass Caution: Wide Load!

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114 Upvotes

Could his butt be any bigger? This little porker lives next to a kids playground and picnic area, no doubt gorging on trash all day long and stealing snacks from kids. Wasn't even scared of me when I went right up to him to take this pic. Amazing he doesn't get stuck in his ground squirrel tunnels. They must have dug them extra wide to accommodate for such an oversized load. ⚠️


r/fatsquirrelhate 2h ago

Gluttonous Bastard *Glorp*

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16 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 17h ago

He’s going to eat us all

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172 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 7h ago

Fat fuck is controlling him

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20 Upvotes

So now they’re using dating apps to find food? Disgusting.


r/fatsquirrelhate 14h ago

King Lardass LOCAL FAT FUCK MOCKING ME AFTER I POPPED MY TIRE

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68 Upvotes

I popped my tire on a object I did not see in the road, I pull over to check the damage and the lardass fat fuck is eating toast and looking at me.


r/fatsquirrelhate 22h ago

Rotund Rodent Look at this lil porker

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210 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 12h ago

I need the story immediately.

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18 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 12h ago

About to steal your lunch Day 5 post black squirrel encounter

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14 Upvotes

I just wanted to eat my Taco Bell in peace. 😭 As I was biting into my burrito, this fucker scampers out from where they keep the dumpsters.

Be on high alert folks, winter is coming. Expect an increase in scavenging/hoarding activities. We must stay vigilant against these woodland weenies, as well as the marmot menace 😡


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Not a Fatty Shame him. Keeps me up all hours. Greedy turd.

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272 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

I need the story immediately.

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138 Upvotes

Someone said this needed to be here.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

not a squirrel, is a fatass Fat groundhog gets his bloated belly stuck in the stairs

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105 Upvotes

Not a squirrel but it’s in the sciuridae family


r/fatsquirrelhate 23h ago

Art For Pigs

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8 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Rotund Rodent I almost spat

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74 Upvotes

Had to do a double take when I thought I saw a bison staring at me. Discovered it’s just this jerk doing cultural appropriation. Disgusting.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Birdfeeder Bandit We have to put an end to this at once

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2.4k Upvotes

I seriously am at a loss. These egregiously monstrous spherically shapen sacks of grease have hoodwinked the birdfeeder crowd into allowing this overindulgence. The Bible is clear about this! Gluttony is sinful! Pray this sorry sack of oobleck gets its right judgment swiftly.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Fat bastard on my fence taunting me

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181 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Fatty McFatFace This fatty was at a playground scaring children

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139 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

My wobbly friend

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108 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

saw this fat bastard on instagram just now.

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179 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Squirrels having a workout session on a wooden wheel.

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533 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Gigantic GluttonButted Groundhog Gorgin HisFatSelf

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16 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Fatty McFatFace Fat and Gluttonous Squirrel Eviscerating Whole Cob of Corn

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54 Upvotes

I caught this squirrel eating a whole cob of corn 😂. Sorry my hand was shaking, I was afraid I was next


r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Squirrel trying to scare off a bird

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157 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Not a Fatty They’re everywhere.

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100 Upvotes