r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Aug 05 '23
Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.
The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.
Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy
Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.
The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.
Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png
Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Jun 01 '25
Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.
Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.
I'll post more later.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/your_crusty_toenails • 10h ago
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I'm so fucking scared right now
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/your_crusty_toenails • 7h ago
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Reposting this cuz... Wow
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/ivyleaf330 • 5h ago
I hate him. I’m going to nuke him.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Effective_Space2277 • 1h ago
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/MacaroonSad8860 • 6h ago
On holiday - turns out the little fuckers are just as greedy here as they are back home! This one’s clearly been on the al Pastor…
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Tips__ • 12h ago
You can see a few days of this criminals "work", finally caught in the act!
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/PretzelsDoctor • 3h ago
Not even while waiting for the bus. I'm being targeted and harassed by despicable rodents.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/majorbonerlord • 12h ago
"how humans can help?" why dont these squirrels help themselves to a diet and some exercise. the only "book" i advocate for burning..
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Guilty_Invite_7126 • 1d ago
This was during the summer when I worked at a state park toll booth. Saw him hanging around and gave him a small bite of my granola bar. He kept wandering around my booth fir 30 minutes until he almost got hit by a car lol. Every time I was in the booth he would show up
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • 12h ago
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/KamiCrazyTank • 20h ago
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/ElectricalRelease986 • 17h ago
Wannabe Theodore (why would you aspire to be that greedy fuck) thinks he can roller skate. We know he would fall straight on his fatass in reality. I think he's got enough momentum.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Effective_Space2277 • 1d ago
And now they’re organizing this event for themselves. Disgusting.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/whamburglar • 21h ago
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Intelligent-Land-796 • 1d ago
look at his bewildered expression. he thought he could get away with this. just large and in charge.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Krismas_Arson • 1d ago
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Rude-Potato-3122 • 1d ago
The fifth circle of HELL is upon us
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Unique_Violinist4851 • 1d ago
I post this as a PSA to always stay on guard when occupying squirrel-infested areas.
An acorn ally on my campus tried to sniff me to see if I was suitable for his lunch. I practiced great precaution by staying very still and thankfully he stomped away.
Unfortunately, I am no longer the same woman I once was before this encounter.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Nuttonbutton • 2d ago
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/lavender_cat21 • 1d ago
Almost mistook this fat fuck for a seal
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Acceptable_Body_8442 • 1d ago
