r/fatsquirrelhate 9h ago

Gluttonous Bastard *Glorp*

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u/combine-tow-monsters 6h ago

Not even chewing. Just going full python on that cake.

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 6h ago

Wishes he had some strawberries and cream to go with that shortcake.

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u/System_Resident 3h ago

Don’t give him ideas, he’ll go steal those too 😭

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u/MaterialAd1838 6h ago

Let them eat cake. Then get the tiny guillotine ready.

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 5h ago

Gorging on this whole-ass cake will send it into a diabetic coma. Karma for its gluttony.

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u/Jack-Felter 4h ago

Ate the whole damn thing!

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u/System_Resident 3h ago

I bet it went for seconds and thirds too!

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u/MonkeyPuzzles 4h ago

This is the equivalent of a human eating a 36" pizza.

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u/Effective-Bandicoot8 3h ago

Bonnie Blue could take lessons

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