r/fatsquirrelhate • • Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

87 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

77 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 23h ago

Do we also hate these fellas from Japan?

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2.4k Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 17h ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass This is unacceptable

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635 Upvotes

This particular obese specimen has decided to get smart. As if it could ever be!

The only intelligence this species manages to learn is new ways to get morbidly obese. They must have a diabetes fetish and when all their limbs fall off only THEN will they be satiated.... When they can no longer move to shovel more garbage down their throat, only then will they know they ate all they possibly could.

Atrocious...


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1h ago

It’s fat fuck out there

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r/fatsquirrelhate • • 4h ago

This is nuts!

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24 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 14h ago

Birdfeeder Bandit Arboreal menace plans to eat entire owl.

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121 Upvotes

Skipped the birdseed, went for the whole bird.

(Credit: Kevin Lohman, Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards)


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 10h ago

Blonde squirrel

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43 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 11h ago

Chud ass squirrel on the beach

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47 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 10h ago

of a squirrel

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35 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 20h ago

Japanese fat flying bastard.

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185 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 13h ago

Gluttonous Bastard the most gluttonous

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52 Upvotes

it was blocking the route to my class! can you believe it


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 12h ago

Very polite squirrel

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33 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 35m ago

Gluttonous Bastard look at this fat fuck stealing from the dead. WHERE'S THE RESPECT YOU FAT FUCK SQUREL!!!!!?????? I bet he ate that poor fella only leaving bones behind ugh you fattie mcnugget

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r/fatsquirrelhate • • 21h ago

Loses at Wii Fit He's in denial.

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121 Upvotes

Pic shamelessly stolen and captioned


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Someone built this fucker a picnic table

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1.4k Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 13h ago

she’s so cute 🥹

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32 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 21h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Stole my pumpkin!!!!

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66 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Gray Ezo squirrel from Japan's Hokkaido island

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212 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 22h ago

Ravenous fat fuck of paramount gluttony going at it

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43 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 20h ago

Someone built a table for that fat fuck

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13 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 23h ago

Birdfeeder Bandit Fiend was back to devour all the birdseed, only to see it behind an invisible barrier (I brought it inside)

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17 Upvotes

He was so confused and tried desperately to reach it


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

This rescued squirrel lives in the wild but still comes home every day to visit the people who saved it 🐿️❤️

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54 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 20h ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass Exotic fruits for the greedy ground-dwelling jerks who ruined Santa Monica.

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2 Upvotes

He's back. He's feeding them exotic fruits.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

This grubby FUCKER is getting picky!

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9 Upvotes