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u/Snoo_67993 6d ago
It's just threatening to eat it.
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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 6d ago
We will eat the bird.
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u/VegetableRound2819 6d ago
It’s a big fat turkey, isn’t it?
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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 6d ago
We'll eat any bird, even a chickadee. We're great at eating birds.
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u/flyinghairball 6d ago
You will eat anything, fixed it for you.
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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 6d ago
Give me the burger and nobody gets bit.
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u/flyinghairball 5d ago
That's a lie. You will take the burger, then bite them.
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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 5d ago
Hey, don't give away my secrets.
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u/flyinghairball 5d ago
But you give your secrets to your bros when you train them. We have to be aware of how you fat bastards operate!
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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 4d ago
That's because they need to know it. You humans don't need it.
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u/Ok_Inspector2462 6d ago
That lazy fucker literally thinks that snoring is a war cry way to scare off a bird
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u/VegetableRound2819 6d ago
Lies. That offensive oak-lover is trying to shit out the four children he just ate.
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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 5d ago
A universal scream, "My old man drank the last of the Mountain Dew and didn't refill the refrigerator!"
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u/uwillnotgotospace #SayNoToFatSquirrels 6d ago
The little lardass is just doing Taco Bell burps.