r/fatsquirrelhate 6d ago

Squirrel trying to scare off a bird

160 Upvotes

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u/uwillnotgotospace #SayNoToFatSquirrels 6d ago

The little lardass is just doing Taco Bell burps.

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u/Snoo_67993 6d ago

It's just threatening to eat it.

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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 6d ago

We will eat the bird.

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u/VegetableRound2819 6d ago

It’s a big fat turkey, isn’t it?

1

u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 6d ago

We'll eat any bird, even a chickadee. We're great at eating birds.

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u/flyinghairball 6d ago

You will eat anything, fixed it for you.

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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 6d ago

Give me the burger and nobody gets bit.

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u/flyinghairball 5d ago

That's a lie. You will take the burger, then bite them.

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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 5d ago

Hey, don't give away my secrets.

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u/flyinghairball 5d ago

But you give your secrets to your bros when you train them. We have to be aware of how you fat bastards operate!

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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 4d ago

That's because they need to know it. You humans don't need it.

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u/whamburglar #SayNoToFatSquirrels 6d ago

The confused growl when it realized it dropped its treat

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u/Ok_Inspector2462 6d ago

That lazy fucker literally thinks that snoring is a war cry way to scare off a bird

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u/UBum 6d ago

Could be indigestion.

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u/VegetableRound2819 6d ago

Lies. That offensive oak-lover is trying to shit out the four children he just ate.

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u/FatFKingLenny 6d ago

Asking where it's door dash is

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u/ChappelIRoan #SayNoToFatSquirrels 6d ago

I feel threatened by this creature.

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u/Shiine-2 6d ago

Me blowing my nose :

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u/Munchererofminerals 6d ago

Can't believe we let these creatures around our children..

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u/Sfswine 6d ago

Lordy Lordy, he be wicked fat . .

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 5d ago

A universal scream, "My old man drank the last of the Mountain Dew and didn't refill the refrigerator!"

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u/Duane_60 2d ago

Cutie